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#491622 - 08/26/10 07:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Good thing you weren't busting balls because some of us RADIOLOGISTS still have a sense of humor about pts films n their medical problems... btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.

TM





And that's a good thing why exactly?


When you're done with that explain what a "liver enzymatic drug" is, if "contraindicating it" is supposed to be the same thing as "contraindicated by", if any undefined "low dose" of Tylenol is fine with any amount of alcohol, and why you avoided the "tons of water" comment. That should keep Google and Wikipedia websites tied up for a while.






It's going to be a fun night...

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#491623 - 08/26/10 08:07 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Ibuprofen or aspirin is where it's at, if your stomach can take it.

Last time I checked they can poke a hole in your gut and vent what used to be your stomach. If you lose your liver...not so much. No acetaminophen for me.

Fluids are important in a hangover situation- we checked in a friend of ours w/ possible alcohol poisoning and they hooked her up to a saline drip (after she got finished puking the ipecac) Next day she was chipper and we felt like ass. She ate three times as much as me at the Waffle House the following morning, and I was only eating for survival.

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#491624 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
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Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Its amazing how fucking stupid you guys are you really still think I'm a guy? Wtf is your problem? So your trying to tell me your going to get liver damage by taking s low fucking dose of tylenol before you drink? So your saying when you have a hangover the following day and you have a headache and take tylenol that's going to be ok? But taking it the night before is life threatening? I'm a nurse I'm a women and you can all go fuck yourselves ...I'm tired of coming on here trying to have s good time and you fags,Calling me a man? Sorry to disappointed you but I'm not ...and you would think that would be obvious by the pictures I've shared and posted of myself?
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#491625 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
charin Offline
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A joint, 5mg valium, and a few beers will get you back where you want to be. Good enough on a Sunday to get some food down and start tapering off. I used to be able to get drunk 5 times in a weekend without ever having a hangover.
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#491626 - 08/26/10 08:13 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:



It's going to be a fun night...





not unless he's a fast typer, I was just sitting down to get caught up on the last 2 weeks of this season of Mad Men and wanted to get to bed before midnight. Might have to revisit this later.


P.S. Bornyo left an important clue to the water thing, but why help the other side of an argument? Oh yeah, 'cause it is fun!
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#491627 - 08/26/10 08:17 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
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Quote:

Calling me a man?




Elaborator's a man?

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#491628 - 08/26/10 08:18 PM Re: TMW's image vault
charin Offline
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Important - I am a hypoglycemic alcoholic, which means alcohol is not a downer for me. It's an upper. Sugar shot + satisfy addiction = zoom. Or, used to be.
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#491629 - 08/26/10 08:23 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
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Call me naive, but I'm not a TMW naysayer.

I have enough old relatives to know hospitals toss around Tylenol-3's like frisbees, and it is absolutley the worst thing you can do to a liver.

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#491630 - 08/26/10 08:25 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I think everybody is troll and/or an alt.
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#491631 - 08/26/10 08:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
dr.feelgood Offline
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Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Hey jb go fuck urself.... ur retarded... n I got more important things to do than argue w ur dumbass... I'm outta here

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#491632 - 08/26/10 08:48 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
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I was right.

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#491633 - 08/26/10 08:53 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
JB, tmw is not an alt. Hey tmw, pm me for when you'd like to meet and we will post pics from our upcoming shopping extravaganza.
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#491634 - 08/26/10 08:54 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Registered: 02/04/05
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You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place

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#491635 - 08/26/10 08:55 PM Re: TMW's image vault
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

I was right.




You mean I postponed Mad Men for this???

I was all ready for round two since Charin lobbed that softball scenario over the plate that made for a great urgent care question not so easily discovered with a google search.

This is still The Cage isn't it?


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#491636 - 08/26/10 08:59 PM Re: TMW's image vault
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place




I can only speak for myself, but I don't think anybody wanted to run her off. I thought we were just playin in the cage. I don't think it was mean spirited, was it? Didn't every "fake XPT lawyer" go through the same type of hazing?

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#491637 - 08/26/10 08:59 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Charin is the only person who can get a DUI just drinking at home.
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#491638 - 08/26/10 09:03 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
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Quote:

I can only speak for myself, but I don't think anybody wanted to run her off. I thought we were just playin in the cage. I don't think it was mean spirited, was it? Didn't every "fake XPT lawyer" go through the same type of hazing?





Nobody good is really accepted anymore until they're accused of being an alt. Ask Brandy_J. Bonus: now we get pics of the new whore and Gia together.

Besides, the only one I was really messing with was Elaborator.

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#491639 - 08/26/10 09:30 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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btw TMW is an RN... n tylenol is fine at a low dose prior to alcohol consumption as long as ur not contraindicating it with other liver enzymatic drugs.




if i want contraindication and interaction advice i'll contact dr. jamesn



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#491640 - 08/26/10 10:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:

Call me naive, but I'm not a TMW naysayer.

I have enough old relatives to know hospitals toss around Tylenol-3's like frisbees, and it is absolutley the worst thing you can do to a liver.




They should try fentanyl patches.
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#491641 - 08/28/10 10:17 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

You jackholes better not run another girl off from this place




i'll take the blame on this. even though there were plenty of flags in the air i should have just shut it and let things play out - or not. even if i was going to stick with my theory that it's a mod on a peen hunt i'm pretty bulletproof because i sent elabo cawk pics like 3 yrs ago.

sorry tmw.
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#491642 - 08/28/10 10:30 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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Meh, Lou, I'm just as much to blame on the instigating department. but, honestly, I think it was E.Y. shutting them down on the medical that ripped the bottom of the hull out.

Fuck, I don't know. It's a strange weekend, even by my standards. East Village bartenders are about to openly revolt. I'm about to hold a counter-block-party bbq just to annoy the neighbors. ugg.

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#491643 - 08/28/10 11:04 AM Re: TMW's image vault
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Got my weber grill back. Look the fuck out. Steak.

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#491644 - 08/28/10 01:29 PM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
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Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
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I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo
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#491645 - 08/28/10 01:33 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Pit of Despair
Guyz, this is why we can't have nice things!!
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#491646 - 08/28/10 01:48 PM Re: TMW's image vault
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I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo





Bye!
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#491647 - 08/28/10 02:29 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You guys suck. You really do. And you wonder why this place is packed with ivorenginedrivel and his ilk.
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#491648 - 08/28/10 02:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

You guys suck. You really do. And you wonder why this place is packed with ivorenginedrivel and his ilk.




Please list names of the "ilk".
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#491649 - 08/28/10 02:40 PM Re: TMW's image vault
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

I'm not sure why I even care ...I guess because its just my nature? I had some good times on the board the little time I was here.I'll miss those who were nice to me and I'm really not sure why It was so hard to believe I'm a girl or a nurse? I posted pix of myself of a " green " as we call it at work of a patient saying they had a nasty clit problem Lol and just wanted to come on here and have some fun being myself. I'm real. And don't feel like having to defend myself everytime I come here? I was told some rules of " fight club" but I have way to much shit going on in real life to come On here to get harassed so I guess I'm saying goodbye
xo





Well, I don't want to see you go and I'm sorry if what I said precipitated a rough exchange. So I apologize.

But you had just one hard time with some of those good times, and no permanent injury was done, right? Maybe a hard time is all it took for everybody to back off a bit? Maybe this hard time was the best thing that happened for you to get people to accept who you are?

Not that I think it made it any better for you, but I don't think it was ever really about giving you a hard time anyway. Besides, everyone here, including me, has had more than their fair share of rough exchanges (especially in The Cage).

So stick around, or come back after a hiatus, but maybe leave the questionable medical advice at the urgent care clinic where we all expect it to be, and not a porn board where standards are just a tad higher.





Edited by E.Y.Davis (08/28/10 02:47 PM)
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#491650 - 08/28/10 02:53 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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I just think this is kind of funny but only because no one has sent me a PM yet blaming me for chasing away another one.
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#491651 - 08/28/10 02:58 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I hope she comes back. The Doc can tag along if he must.

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#491652 - 08/28/10 10:12 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Anonymous
Unregistered


Fuck. TMW: I'm sorry. Read my sig; it describes my weekend completely. Don't take me seriously. No one thinks you're a man or an alt.

FWIW, for my first few months, people thought I was The Fatman.

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#491653 - 08/28/10 11:56 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I don't care if it's a Pecker Checker or the actual broad, I just wanna see some more pics of pierced taint, on a chick. Quit cluttering an Image Vault with this yappin. Fucking Clowns.
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#491654 - 08/29/10 12:02 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I think she will be back. Those of us who believe are fanatical and I think she appreciates that.

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#491655 - 08/30/10 12:20 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Maybe this hard time was the best thing that happened for you to get people to accept who you are?




acceptance.. since when are BJ and insertion pics not enough.? and the frequency of emoticons, hee-hee's and LOL's were enough girlspeak to convince me she was female, or at least a male that might as well start hormone therapy because what's he waiting for.

granted, nobody could've predicted aspirin as the one obscure thing that would bring down the house of cards, and i submit for "tylenol" to be added to the banlist right under donny.

other hand, as soon as the boyfriend began trying to defend her honor it was like an egg timer started on impending tragedy and the beautiful TMW dream would end anyway, but a few extra minutes would've been nice. tandem couples posting is always a stiff tightrope very few ever managed to cross: monkey & sammura, gia & tony, and perhaps most famously Pretty & Dirty Deadz- theirs was an angelic waltz. her oblivious to the world around her, him immune to the scorn of the FBI after the disappearances of females from truck stop parking lots up and down I-95. they were golden.



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#491656 - 08/30/10 09:55 AM Re: TMW's image vault
Coyote Offline
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Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.

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#491657 - 08/30/10 10:03 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
I always assume all new posters are just monkey, until I know for sure. It's the safe bet.

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#491658 - 08/30/10 10:06 AM Re: TMW's image vault
frankie fatale Offline
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Quote:

I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.




better put some make up on then.
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#491659 - 08/30/10 10:14 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

I always assume all new posters are just monkey, until I know for sure. It's the safe bet.




makes sense.

it looks like frank has fitted his dome with a pair of tighty whiteys as headgear and
come out swinging against our newest internet personality. this might be fun.
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#491660 - 08/30/10 10:25 AM Re: TMW's image vault
tmw Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Quote:

Quote:

I missed the fight. The instigating posts may have been edited or deleted. I don't see where it started.

I have a proposal: guys who drive away hot females must dress up as trannies and fuck Panzer.




better put some make up on then.




and i want pix or it never fucking happened!!!! hahaha
in fact I think you all are a bunch of bitches so lets start seeing some cock pix to prove your all men and write your user name in red lipstick on it so we know its you! lol
I was going to come on here and delete my profile info...and got a bunch of nice private messages thanks for those guys! seriously I'm going through a bunch of crap right now and well I know you guys don't care or want to hear about it so I'll spare you.Lets just say I've wanted to die (hard times) Why do I like you bastards??? I'm so fucking masochistic!and you assholes make me laugh most the time...a friend sent me this video to make me laugh and I thought of all of you..

http://www.gamaniak.com/video-3019-rodney-carrington-show-them-to-me.html
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#491661 - 08/30/10 10:47 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
^^^ Just accept Gia's offer and you can shut everyone up. Just think of this as hazing.

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#491662 - 08/30/10 10:52 AM Re: TMW's image vault
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


it looks like frank has fitted his dome with a pair of tighty whiteys as headgear and
come out swinging against our newest internet personality. this might be fun.




Hopefully he picked a pair that didn't have a permanent skid mark.


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#491663 - 08/30/10 10:53 AM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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welcome back tmw . you should spell your user name ™w.
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#491664 - 08/30/10 12:41 PM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Glad you're back. Just chalk this whole thing up to a misunderstanding and move along.
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#491665 - 08/30/10 12:50 PM Re: TMW's image vault
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I'm going through a bunch of crap right now and well I know you guys don't care or want to hear about it so I'll spare you.Lets just say I've wanted to die (hard times




we have a lot in common.
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#491666 - 08/30/10 12:54 PM Re: TMW's image vault
99% Fiction Offline
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Posts: 2401
MOAR PIERCED TAINT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
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#491667 - 08/30/10 12:58 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: Pit of Despair
SHe came back so everybody should repost her pics that you've saved.
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#491668 - 08/30/10 01:25 PM Re: TMW's image vault
LouCypher Offline
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yup... feel free to bust out the gigi and ceara pics too.
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#491669 - 08/30/10 01:27 PM Re: TMW's image vault
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I found a new free image host:

http://imgur.com/
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#491670 - 08/30/10 02:15 PM Re: TMW's image vault
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I dedicated a folder to her but I am going to hold off. I never thought she was a guy but didn't discount it on a "food for thought" kind of basis.

EDIT: also I am not going to wade through my picture files unless I have to.


Edited by conquistador (08/30/10 02:16 PM)
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#491671 - 08/30/10 07:24 PM Re: TMW's image vault
D_Arango Offline
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Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
never seen such a warm welcome around here in a long time...do as you`re told tmw.
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