I think that the logical conclusion to the insipid 'American Idol' phenomena would be if Kelly Clarkson (is that the bulbous-nosed banshee's name?) submitted to 'Gag Factor' as a last attempt to wrestle Fame from the jaws of America's cultural dungheap, seeing how she's getting nowhere as a blue-eyed soul diva or movie star. Trust me, she's 3/4 of the way there. I can see it now: Kelly's head upside-down coughing, gasping, that fat nose blowing snot bubbles as her head gets piston fucked. In the background- "I've waited a lifetime for a mo-oment liiiike thi-i-i-issssss!..." She'll have arrived. A star is born!