Ok, I’ve been mulling over this review for over a week and that’s just ridiculous. Here’s a rough draft…... Pornstar Superheroes is the only porno flick where I watched everything but the sex first just to follow the story. Yeah, check to see if I have a temperature. The key to this movies success is that it doesn’t try to do too much and work well within its limitations. The theme keeps it from being another generic porn epic. Narrowing the scope made it seem like a pulp comic, scenes were like panels on pages almost. The dialogue is kept minimal like blurbs in balloons which somehow compensated for the performers limited acting abilities or lack thereof. Plenty of Kubrickian Clockwork vibes along with some obvious nods to Tarantino..
Now the pseudo intellectual analysis is out of the way, not gonna get into the sex, knowing William H. you know it’s gonna do justice to busting a nut. However, when mopes like Steve Holmes are hired to provide wood I just can't get off. Just sayin... they don't count anyway so here a few words about the Supeheroes themselves.
Tori the Silhoutte
Just seeing Tori Black in costume brought back fantasies of fucking Catwoman and Batgirl when I was young back in the dark ages. Those skin tight curve hugging outfits got me horny at such an early age.
Some of you, like the starlets themselves, might be too young to remember those kinky outfits, but those who know will understand.
Asa the Dragon Belle
Superb performance from this super slutty schoolgirl.
Kristina the Telekinetic
Bad ass Kristina Rose at her very best.
Sadie the Renegade
Definitely going to nom Pornstar Superheroes cum next Year's XRCOs.
Elegant Angel