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#485243 - 05/04/10 02:51 PM Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
Despite what you might think from the title, I'm looking for women who retired from porn within the last 3 years and DID NOT have anal sex on camera. In other words, inconsiderate and mean bitches with no sense of what their fans want. Each specimen, errr I mean woman must have done at least 10 scenes. You get bonus points if you post a clear pic of each one's asshole.

Why am I looking for this? I am looking for this because I am a sadistic bastard, that's why. It pleases me to know that these cruel, anal-retentive ex-pornstars successfully deprived the poor, hapless anal fans of the only act that brings a glimmer of meaning to their otherwise pointless existences.

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#485244 - 05/04/10 02:58 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Cat+microwave. Leave us alone.
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#485245 - 05/04/10 06:42 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I read the thread title as "Reticent Tired Assholes". It was a long day at work.

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#485246 - 05/05/10 05:42 AM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Does Jenna Jameson count though the actual year of her retirement changes with each one of her tweets?


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#485247 - 05/05/10 10:05 AM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Marley Mason
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#485248 - 05/05/10 11:35 AM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 02/04/05
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#485249 - 05/05/10 01:41 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
^ That goes without saying. I included anal-retentive for a reason.

Jenna Jameson doesn't count, only because she's still around. However, I'm mainly looking for obscure women who have left the biz, or at least haven't done any scenes for a year or more. I have other subjective criteria, but I can look into those myself.

Marley Mason is a perfect example of what I'm looking for. I don't care about what she said or did here and I don't want to know either.

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#485250 - 05/05/10 03:15 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Marley Mason is a perfect example of what I'm looking for. I don't care about what she said or did here and I don't want to know either.




What, exactly, makes you think somebody else does?
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#485251 - 05/05/10 04:30 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
^ Croc's freak smiley made me assume the worst.

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#485252 - 05/05/10 05:46 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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^ your obsession with non penetrated ass makes me assume the worst. Go forth and rape... leave us alone.
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#485253 - 05/05/10 06:31 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
Blink Offline
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
^ Somebody has a short memory. I don't deny that I have an obsession (aka fetish). If you have nothing relevant to contribute, then at least refrain from posting stupid shit. Thanks.

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#485254 - 05/05/10 07:22 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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at least refrain from posting stupid shit.




You should take your own advice.

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#485255 - 05/05/10 07:40 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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^ Somebody has a short memory. I don't deny that I have an obsession (aka fetish). If you have nothing relevant to contribute, then at least refrain from posting stupid shit. Thanks.




You're forgettable and I have no interest in your fetish...
Both of those things are your problem and you'll have to fucken deal with them. Yes?.
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#485256 - 05/05/10 07:50 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC


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#485257 - 05/05/10 07:55 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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^ Croc's freak smiley made me assume the worst.





i had to ask him about that my damn self
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#485258 - 05/06/10 01:28 AM Re: Recently retired assholes
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
Quote:

You should take your own advice.



You're right. I regret starting this thread. But what can I say? I was in a dark mood.

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You're forgettable



Your first post in this thread suggests otherwise.

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Both of those things are your problem and you'll have to fucken deal with them. Yes?.



Yes, my obsession is my problem alone. I even struggled against it for a while. Now, though, I've come to the conclusion that I'm better off with it than without it.

People's stupidity... that's not really my problem. As much as that bothers me, it's not *my* anus that's on the line. I figure that no matter what I do, people aren't going to stop being stupid. Hell, I'm stupid sometimes. Just look at this thread for evidence.

I've decided that I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want to do. If people think less of me because of that, so what? I am what I am. I like what I like. If being honest about that and about what bothers me only makes things worse, then so be it. I know that the world sucks, but living sure beats the unknown. And I greatly doubt that there's any maker to meet. In the end, we're all just worm food.

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#485259 - 05/06/10 11:11 AM Re: Recently retired assholes
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#485260 - 05/06/10 01:49 PM Re: Recently retired assholes
Blink Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
Yes, quite. That's how I know I'm in the right place.

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