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#484245 - 04/22/10 11:15 AM
Gia's New Friend
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#484246 - 04/22/10 01:37 PM
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Thanks Baloney... that was great.  Gia, that necklace is a shout out to Charins cirrhosis?. Funny, well played. Chuck, is there a step for that or are we writing history here?. I love it when XPT enriches society.
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#484249 - 04/22/10 03:58 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Thanks Baloney... that was great.
Gia, that necklace is a shout out to Charins cirrhosis?.
Funny, well played.
Chuck, is there a step for that or are we writing history here?. I love it when XPT enriches society.
Gia has a Belladonna badge neck thingy on. Belladonna is a concoction of some sort that was used to treat alcoholics going through withdrawal decades ago, it is mentioned in our literature.
My girl friend died of cirrhosis. Should I go all J.B. on you now?
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#484250 - 04/22/10 04:09 PM
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Ohh for fucks sake..Shelly has a pink cross cross foundation badge neck thingy on. We gonna do the AA is a religion thing or do you want to argue against Shellys idiot shit?.
If you wanna call in the "JB" in any way shape or form, I'm good to go. Always have been.
Was your girlfriend a step for you?. Should we talk about that here?. What's not appropriate?. My kid gets attacked by the likes of people that your girlfriend might have blown for a gin and tonic. Yes?. Was that out of bounds?.
Funsies, good times.
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#484252 - 04/22/10 04:31 PM
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Pretty sure his girlfriend was his right hand. The cirrhosis were blisters. He drank and jerked, well, like a fiend.
He's not happy with himself and now we have to deal with him.
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#484253 - 04/22/10 04:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I figure he watched gag factors and pumps a load into his dog.
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#484255 - 04/22/10 06:23 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Well, Cypher, you brought it up. I had a good evening, rode the 650 to the meeting. Step 5. You need step 5, Lou, you need someone to talk to. When you start talking to yourself and calling out old perverts on a porn board, you need someone to talk to. Maybe you could talk about your hatred of women. Attacking a woman who you know nothing about, who died 20 years ago, on a porn board? You need someone to talk to. And, I never looked at my dog that way, however, we both enjoy Gag Factor.
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#484256 - 04/22/10 06:31 PM
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Should I go all J.B. on you now?
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If you wanna call in the "JB" in any way shape or form, I'm good to go. Always have been.
You all know who my money's on.
Fiend: Nicely played, but I think this is a duel.
EDIT: Never mind. I think he just JB'ed himself with that last post.
Edited by J.B. (04/22/10 06:36 PM)
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#484259 - 04/23/10 12:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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This thread is the Illuminati of porn.
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#484266 - 04/23/10 07:07 PM
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gia looks like a 12 year old.
She fills a pair of jeans like a 22-year-old, and can probably drink you under the table.
BTW: I'm heading to Smith's.
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#484267 - 04/23/10 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Wish I was at Smith's. NYC woot!!!!
Sure wished I filled in those jeans like a 12 year old.
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#484271 - 04/24/10 01:14 AM
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Wish I was at Smith's. NYC woot!!!!
Seems the night we went there was the lull between two storms. There's no excuse for sloppy bouncing.
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Sure wished I filled in those jeans like a 12 year old.
Oh great. Now she's back to the baby-carrot-a-day diet. Which one of you fuckers started this? You're in for hell in about three days.
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#484272 - 04/26/10 07:09 PM
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Gia is fuckin sex. That's that.
That gargoyle next to her, I'm not familiar with thankfully.
Chucks a creep, thought that was obvs. Seems harmless to anything but his own dick though
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#484273 - 04/27/10 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Inside your mind, in the area you have cordoned off for displaying jerk off imagery, juxtapose the picture above of a cute wholesome and healthy Gee-ahhhh Jordan with the images and actions seen in these compelling and mentally indelible acts of human moral turpitude...
http://www.4tube.com/videos/63101/gia-jordan-sucks--licks-and-wanks-a-huge-cock-into-her-welcome-wet-mouth/?cid=238 (listen to the intelligent Gia talk filthy to the doofiest looking meat puppet in porn)
http://www.4tube.com/videos/81891/wild-whore-gia-jordan-opens-her-mouth-eagerly-for-an-awesome-cock-explosion/?cid=238 (After further review and careful consideration, THIS scene definitely outspanks Gian's DTH#13 smorgas(m)board of gobbling.)
CAN ANY OF YOU RECONCILE THE CUTIE NEXT TO SHELLY LUBRICATION WITH THE WANTON, AWESOME FILTHY FUCKING WHORE IN THESE MOVIES!?!?!!?!? I cant, I just keep  every 5 minutes ....
Do you pervs think Gia appreciates the fact we take time out from our lives, literally DROP what we are doing and, for the 10 minutes or so it takes to work one out, yank our weiners furiously while watching these scenes with her? Do ya think she cares or grasps the effort it takes to watch these scenes on our screens while stroking our pulsating penii, zeroing in on every word she says and every nuance of her tongue as we imagine that is OUR penis(ii) that she is working over? And most important, what if any effect does it have on Gia that, when it comes time to unleash the LOAD of 24.6 million sperm, we time our pop to coincide with the splooge(s) on screen, vicariously ejaculating into her near perfect, "ORGANIC ONLY"-labeled mouth???
All I fucking know is, thanks to all this easy to access free porn featuring scenes like these, I have oodles of unused hours purchased from Gia's Hot movies site just so she could get a muffin basket or something....damn this porn eskimo thing kicks ass though, I just found a MAdison Ivy cum gobbling xtravaganza
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#484275 - 04/28/10 02:04 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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I've seen a number of Gia's scenes but have never rubbed one out while watching them. Unlike some, I don't think it is because she is a cyber-acquaintance. I've spoken to Gen Padova quite a lot but have never hesitated to stroke off while watching her scenes.
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#484276 - 04/28/10 02:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Rad.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#484277 - 04/28/10 02:37 AM
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Shelley is only 3 years older than Gia and yet she looks like Gia's grandmother. 
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