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#481805 - 03/20/10 03:13 PM Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
saddleback Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
March 20th, 2010


1. Without violating any man-code, what has been the response from XPT to your arrival on the scene? What questions are you usually asked?

"Who are you?" "Where's my money?" "Why should I pull your finger?" "What is Dic Pusini really like?" "Is that real?"


2. Who is on your NO list and why?

Everyone. I post, therefore I am. Beyond that, I really do not want to be touched or contacted at the moment. It is very difficult to find someone who can understand me, especially in a physical sense. A few years back, I had the pleasure of acquaintance of an Asian lady who understood how elusive happiness can be and took pains to help me achieve it. Unfortunately, she was sold off to some Korean businessman either as a child bride or sex slave, not sure which one. Since then, it's been tough trying to make that connection again.


3. If we could only watch ONE of your sex scene, which one would you want us to see and why?

You will have to guess which cock is mine

4. Describe what you consider a romantic date

A quiet, candle-lit dinner, wine, walk on the beach. I don't have extravagant tastes, fairly simple really.


5. Describe your Ideal mate

Have you perused the Talent for Hire section lately?


6. What is the funniest thing that every happened to you at work?


There are pending charges and a gag order in place. So on advice from legal counsel, I shouldn't comment. Once my legal issues are resolved, however, I promise you the unvarnished, unexpurgated truth.

7. List 10 things you cant live without and why.

1.) BBC/NPR. From morning to bedtime, my window to the world.
2.) Macbook, converting from PC was the best move I ever made.
3.) XPT. Without you, I am nothing.
4.) Simple pleasures like sleeping in late on Sundays, reading the NYT over scones and buttermilk tea.
5.) My cats.
6.) Venti Cinnamon Dolce Lattes. Delish even if I have to get them skinny. Concession to my age.
7.) Terry Pratchett. Incapable of writing a dull word
8.) Collection of Hummel figurines. Such beauty and craftsmanship is rare in this day and age.
9.) Good health. I take mine for granted like everyone else, though I know I shouldn't.
10.) The ability to still experience the wonder that is life.


8. Who is the person who influenced you the most in your life & how?

Father Oliver O'Grady. From the first time he asked me to talk in private, I can't imagine learning more about life and love. He helped make me the man that I am now. The accusations are baseless and this witchhunt is unconscionable.


9. What is the hardest thing you have dealt with in your life, and how did you make it through?

When I first joined XPT, I wasn't sure if I was going to be accepted by the 'cool kids' like BI. It's always been an issue trying to fit in, what with all the labels, misunderstandings and so forth. Unlike the real world, I found a home here where people can see the real me for the person that I actually am, not some false portrait painted by the press or courts.


10. Describe yourself in ten words or less

Kind, tender, loving, misunderstood, big-hearted, generous, friendly, shy, sensitive


11. What is something you paid for that wasn't worth the money?

Bail. I was scared because people who are stuck with certain labels tend to be treated harshly in jail. However, since the charge was for possession with intent to distribute, I really had nothing to worry about. A couple of guys were kind of cute, to be honest.


12. If you inherited five million dollars from an unknown rich uncle, what would you do with the money?

Prop 8 is truly an abomination. I would take some of that money and contribute it to combat the ignorance that leads to such hatred and ugliness. And an immersion tea maker.

13. What would be a perfect day for you?

I am living it every day thanks to XPT.

14. What do you want to achieve in your life?

Making the perfect post. It is an elusive goal, one that may not be possible. Yet I persist, like Don Quixote.


15. Where would you like to be ten years from now?

Here. I can't ever imagine leaving this home.


16. What part of a body is sexiest and why?

Oooh, hands, definitely hands. Something soft and tender yet firm and strong. A delicate touch. There are so many things we do with hands. We reach out to others, we take in to ourselves. We type, we use keyboards and mouses (mice?) MMMMmmmmmmm.


17. Tell us something quirky about you that most people don't know.

I am innocent.


18. What is your unfulfilled sexual fantasy?

True love

19. What do you think about when you masturbate?

Starting a new thread. Discovering the one picture that no one else has found or posted. Dic Pusini.

20. What type of sex turns you on the most? Do you have a fetish?

No comment, see above.

21. What Cause and/or Charity do you support and/or fight for?

Animal rights.


22. What sexual acts/fetishes would you NOT do?

Nothing that I am aware of.


23. What is your philosophy in life?

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.


24. Tell us about how sports fit into your life.

For when the One Great Scorer comes
To write against your name,
He marks-not that you won or lost-
But how you played the game.



25. How do you feel about religion/God?

Religion is an opiate for the masses.

26. What political party would you be a member of, and how does politics effect your life?

Libertarian. Need I explain why?


Best wishes,

Mopez

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#481806 - 03/20/10 03:54 PM Re: Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
Anonymous
Unregistered


Great. Alts interviewing alts. Exactly what was fucking needed here. Carry on.

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#481807 - 03/20/10 03:59 PM Re: Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I kinda thought you wrote this J.B.

I guess not and I'm glad, because it is a snoozer.

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#481808 - 03/20/10 04:12 PM Re: Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
Anonymous
Unregistered


C'mon, B. The only time my alts interacted was when Duff hired Diarrhea to shut her up.

Bottom line: Mine were amusing. These, well...

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#481809 - 03/20/10 07:20 PM Re: Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
reads like a jb post, boring and full of self praise.
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#481810 - 03/21/10 02:16 PM Re: Mopez - The Legend Unmasked - Exclusive
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
What the hell is this shit?

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#481811 - 03/21/10 02:38 PM Who is saddleback ?
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Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141


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#481812 - 03/21/10 03:08 PM Re: Who is saddleback ?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses

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#481813 - 03/21/10 03:28 PM Re: Who is saddleback ?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Who cares?
o It's stupid

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#481814 - 03/21/10 04:59 PM Re: Who is saddleback ?
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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