Some girls need multiple, hyphenated names just to puff up their own sense of self-aggrandizement. Sabrina is not one of them. She’s happy to be cute, smiling, naked, and waiting for you to bone her butt. Just stroke her ego and she will stroke yours right back.

If anyone has any reason for this beauty not to be the cover model for PERVERTED PLANET #7, speak now or forever hold your piece of meat. I am holding mine right now.


This movie features scenes shot in Prague, Edmonton, Brno, Vancouver, Calgary, Rome, and Los Angeles. It's the cheapest vacation you will ever take from your living room. Enjoy.

Definitely give her the cover, very attractive. Looks a bit like Jessica Simpson without the front end work.

The only thing I'm hesitant about is her left nipple. It looks like the talking pimple from Family Guy that controlled Chris's body and made him do evil. I don't want the same thing to happen with Sabrina. I will weigh this with all the seriousness it deserves.

A panel was convened and approved the following cover. A special filter was used that added 5% of Courtney Cummz's features. Science, what can't you do?