Try industrial grade handsoap that the dispenser in the Tropicana restroom splattered all over my seat instead of on my hands.
But the sight of it was too stark and life like to resist, and I have had a couple whores forget their role and allow splooge to go flying instead of gobbling...if she got it on my chair in such a fashion, you can bet she'd be cleaning.
Gia is still screening whores though, she's adept at finding the right debauched match...I think her approach to matching a pervert with the right whore is almost like matching up the various wardrobe components.
The whole reason I even had to wash my hands and thus, ran into this defective dispenser was this fat fuck who shook my hand as he sat down, and I am telling you, he must have been eating a slab of ribs because he had the greasiest mitts I ever encountered...
If I was a doctor I'd give him 5 minutes to live.