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#473049 - 01/27/10 12:48 PM She would NOT swallow
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	From Now on, Gia screens all my whores to ascertain Gobbling credentials. Attachments 466527-spl2.jpg (44 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#473050 - 01/27/10 02:50 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	If you can't shoot further than that, you need to get your prostate checked out. Either that, or gravity at your house is 4x normal, and that spunk vectors downward before it even leaves you. Seek help, mighty burglar.
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#473051 - 01/27/10 03:31 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Shampoo. Nice try, Burg. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#473052 - 01/27/10 04:52 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Shampoo on the top to divert attention from the excuse on the bottom. Yeah.
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#473053 - 01/27/10 04:58 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	That's exactly what I was thinking. Pantene Pro-V? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#473054 - 01/27/10 05:36 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Anonymous Unregistered	everyone knows pina colada mix works best
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#473055 - 01/27/10 05:40 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Try industrial grade handsoap that the dispenser in the Tropicana restroom splattered all over my seat instead of on my hands. But the sight of it was too stark and life like to resist, and I have had a couple whores forget their role and allow splooge to go flying instead of gobbling...if she got it on my chair in such a fashion, you can bet she'd be cleaning. Gia is still screening whores though, she's adept at finding the right debauched match...I think her approach to matching a pervert with the right whore is almost like matching up the various wardrobe components. The whole reason I even had to wash my hands and thus, ran into this defective dispenser was this fat fuck who shook my hand as he sat down, and I am telling you, he must have been eating a slab of ribs because he had the greasiest mitts I ever encountered... If I was a doctor I'd give him 5 minutes to live. Attachments 466571-Fat_bastard.jpg (26 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#473056 - 01/27/10 07:35 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	If I ever got so fat I couldn't see my dick, I'd immediately go on a starvation diet.
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#473057 - 01/27/10 08:34 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Burg's mom dug up some baby pictures? _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#473058 - 01/27/10 09:00 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: If I ever got so fat I couldn't see my dick, I'd immediately go on a starvation diet. His dick?! I don’t think this guy can see his toes. That is officially, “I now buy slip on shoes because I can’t arc far enough to tie them” fat!!! _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#473059 - 01/27/10 09:05 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Attachments 466660-comfort-wipe.jpg (28 downloads)
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#473060 - 01/27/10 09:09 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	I have something like that made my Scrubbing Bubbles for my toilet!!! Unfortunately, I can use it on her anymore. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#473061 - 01/27/10 09:10 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Me too. Imagine having to wipe your ass with it?!
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#473062 - 01/27/10 09:11 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Maybe he has an XXXXL Luffa sponge? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#473063 - 01/28/10 06:55 AM Re: She would NOT swallow
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	The Tropicana? Slum much? Are the ramps broken again at the Bellagio? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#473064 - 01/29/10 01:52 AM Re: She would NOT swallow
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: The Tropicana? Slum much? Are the ramps broken again at the Bellagio? That would be the Tropicana in AC .... the one in Vegas isnt a slum though, it is being redone and will be pretty nice actually once finished; besides the HOOTERS casino/hotel is next door: It isnt on the menu, but if you are patient, halfway good looking, tip well and know how to be subtle, they have a Boob-fuck special that certain waitresses are more than happy to serve you since the establishment doesnt pay squat, and many of the girls working there are simply part time strippers waiting for some ditzy bimbette to fall off her shoes so a choice slot opens up at Paradise Club or one of the more upscale joints. Edited to add: currently there are over 15,000 strippers in Vegas/Clark County, and that IS NOT counting "things" like asian massage therapists and Topless Revue Performers. Like everything else, there is a GLUT of boobs in Vegas too... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#473065 - 02/02/10 02:22 PM Re: She would NOT swallow
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	thanks for the clarification on the two Tropicanas B. I just got back - you'd love the new Aria casino. Didn't see a natural pair of tits anywhere in the place. I think it's a requirement to getting hired. We took a field trip to Chinatown for Dimsum - the amount of Asian Massage parlours in that part of town is staggering. there are literally hundreds of them - sometimes 2-3 on a single block! Unfortunately, I have never partaken so I can't comment on what's behind the smoked glass. Edited by Soopergrizz (02/02/10 02:25 PM) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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