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#471441 - 01/15/10 07:01 PM
Annette Schwarz AEE thoughts
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Porn Jesus
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AVN 2010 – Porn Convention?!?
By Annette Schwarz | January 15, 2010
Okay, this year I really can’t give you some insider news, since I didn’t appear on the this years AVN 2010 show…
I think it’s pretty clear, what I think in general about porn award shows. It’s always the same bullshitting. If you are shooting for a big company you get nominated. Nobody at AVN really cares about real good performers. It’s really rare that the nominations are reasonable. An other big reason that I didn’t go over there: It isn’t a Porn Convention… I mean, there are girls in clothes -fully dressed-, posing and they are porn-stars. No nudity or sex! Fuck, that thats so boring! Also I dont find the latest revolution (not that there has really be on on the US Market) in porn not really inspiring …. I mean, Porn Parodies – thats so unsexy… porn get softer because of the laws, the girls not only look the same, also do the same noises, poses and moves.
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#471442 - 01/15/10 07:28 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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AVN 2010 – Porn Convention?!?
By Annette Schwarz | January 15, 2010
Okay, this year I really can’t give you some insider news, since I didn’t appear on the this years AVN 2010 show…
I think it’s pretty clear, what I think in general about porn award shows. It’s always the same bullshitting. If you are shooting for a big company you get nominated. Nobody at AVN really cares about real good performers. It’s really rare that the nominations are reasonable. An other big reason that I didn’t go over there: It isn’t a Porn Convention… I mean, there are girls in clothes -fully dressed-, posing and they are porn-stars. No nudity or sex! Fuck, that thats so boring! Also I dont find the latest revolution (not that there has really be on on the US Market) in porn not really inspiring …. I mean, Porn Parodies – thats so unsexy… porn get softer because of the laws, the girls not only look the same, also do the same noises, poses and moves.
If Annette say's it, it's gospel, that's one whore who knows how to play. 
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#471445 - 01/15/10 08:04 PM
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I think she is a filthy whore (in a good way). That five head of hers is a precursor to a future full of Rogaine or Propecia or wigs.
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#471447 - 01/18/10 05:55 AM
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I would like to pee in her right eye if possible
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#471449 - 01/18/10 03:32 PM
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AVN 2010 – Porn Convention?!?
By Annette Schwarz | January 15, 2010
Okay, this year I really can’t give you some insider news, since I didn’t appear on the this years AVN 2010 show…
I think it’s pretty clear, what I think in general about porn award shows. It’s always the same bullshitting. If you are shooting for a big company you get nominated. Nobody at AVN really cares about real good performers. It’s really rare that the nominations are reasonable. An other big reason that I didn’t go over there: It isn’t a Porn Convention… I mean, there are girls in clothes -fully dressed-, posing and they are porn-stars. No nudity or sex! Fuck, that thats so boring! Also I dont find the latest revolution (not that there has really be on on the US Market) in porn not really inspiring …. I mean, Porn Parodies – thats so unsexy… porn get softer because of the laws, the girls not only look the same, also do the same noises, poses and moves.
If you think performers are better off eating shit, drinking piss, being beaten black & blue, and all the circus acts found in foreign gonzo that sell 20% as well as those Sitcums made by Ryder, Myers, Braun, and others, by all means go ahead and keep thinking that.
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#471450 - 01/18/10 04:14 PM
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If you think performers are better off eating shit, drinking piss, being beaten black & blue, and all the circus acts found in foreign gonzo that sell 20% as well as those Sitcums made by Ryder, Myers, Braun, and others, by all means go ahead and keep thinking that.
Read her blog post again or "Verpiss dich"  Houston Don!
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#471451 - 01/18/10 05:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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AVN 2010 – Porn Convention?!?
By Annette Schwarz | January 15, 2010
Okay, this year I really can’t give you some insider news, since I didn’t appear on the this years AVN 2010 show…
I think it’s pretty clear, what I think in general about porn award shows. It’s always the same bullshitting. If you are shooting for a big company you get nominated. Nobody at AVN really cares about real good performers. It’s really rare that the nominations are reasonable. An other big reason that I didn’t go over there: It isn’t a Porn Convention… I mean, there are girls in clothes -fully dressed-, posing and they are porn-stars. No nudity or sex! Fuck, that thats so boring! Also I dont find the latest revolution (not that there has really be on on the US Market) in porn not really inspiring …. I mean, Porn Parodies – thats so unsexy… porn get softer because of the laws, the girls not only look the same, also do the same noises, poses and moves.
If you think performers are better off eating shit, drinking piss, being beaten black & blue, and all the circus acts found in foreign gonzo that sell 20% as well as those Sitcums made by Ryder, Myers, Braun, and others, by all means go ahead and keep thinking that.
she kick ass in her "normal" performances too..
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#471452 - 01/18/10 11:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Her favorite directors to work with were "Mason,Jake Malone,Manuel Ferrara and Whilliam H." In that sense, she appears to agree with me that lame assholes like colonel klink (the asshat that thinks people want fewer, shorter scenes for their dollar who frequents LIB) don't even register. Still, as great a physical performer as she was/remains, her blog comment regarding parody porn seems more the result of her inability to handle speaking roles due to the thick accent more than anything else.
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#471456 - 01/19/10 07:43 AM
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the parodies don't really sell for us anyway, besides the usual 'pirates' and 'who's nailin' palin?'. we even bought into the hype and made a big display for them. people will walk up to it, snicker, then keep right on going. if they sell more statistically, it's because every other piece of shit being produced sells less. did we really need 'this isn't the office pt 2'? i just saw huslter's 2010 parody line up, and i guarantee you we will be sending every unit the fuck back after a month of collecting dust on our shelves. the porn industry can blame it's self for it's demise. i saw 'this ain't good times'. should have just called it 'this ain't good'.
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#471457 - 01/19/10 10:14 AM
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I guess NOT HOGAN'S HEROES XXX has yet to be slated for production?
welcum back kotter is up first c-malloy
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#471459 - 01/19/10 10:27 AM
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I am STILL fucking waiting for NOT ANTIQUES ROADSHOW XXX.
nigga im awaiting some "not The Woodwright's Shop xxx"
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#471460 - 01/19/10 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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fanboy...
a whore talking about hookers
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#471461 - 01/19/10 05:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the parodies don't really sell for us anyway, besides the usual 'pirates' and 'who's nailin' palin?'. we even bought into the hype and made a big display for them. people will walk up to it, snicker, then keep right on going. if they sell more statistically, it's because every other piece of shit being produced sells less. did we really need 'this isn't the office pt 2'? i just saw huslter's 2010 parody line up, and i guarantee you we will be sending every unit the fuck back after a month of collecting dust on our shelves. the porn industry can blame it's self for it's demise. i saw 'this ain't good times'. should have just called it 'this ain't good'.
I was kind of hoping for a "This Ain't What's Happening XXX" or "This Ain't Gimme a Break XXX", so Monica Foster could get some more work - ala Felacia Rashad in the Cosbys. Packin' on a couple pounds to look like Nell Carter might be good for her.
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#471462 - 01/19/10 07:51 PM
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227 cant wait for some aint 227 xxx
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#471465 - 01/20/10 02:55 AM
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She indeed had a speaking part in the epic Racial Tension 2 ... playing a German wife of Steve Holmes who falls prey to the Black Mope Squad.
I'm holding out for her return in "Not Inglourious Basterds XXX."
Great scene, I also love the idea of a porn version of Inglorious Basterds starring Annette and directed by Jake Malone.
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