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#470633 - 01/15/10 08:37 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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#470634 - 01/15/10 08:38 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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#470635 - 01/15/10 08:40 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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#470636 - 01/15/10 08:52 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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can I just say that is the only attractive (in my opinion) picture I've ever seen of Scar? I just think she has a mushy, unelegant, dopey face. The bewbs are nice, but overall, smaller ones always look hotter to me.

I think Audrey is SO beautiful, but she's definitely a woman's woman. If I could choose a woman of that time who is a combination of a man's woman and a woman's woman, I'd pick the smoking Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner. They were also NOT mushy looking.

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#470637 - 01/15/10 08:53 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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#470638 - 01/15/10 09:42 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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I'd pick the smoking Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner.




No argument here. If we had been discussing the '40s, I would have mentioned Rita. That hairtoss in Gilda still gets me going ...




16 sec youtube clip



Ava, whom I also view more as a 40s actress, never "grabbed" me like Rita, but I understand ...
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#470639 - 01/15/10 09:54 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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I think Audrey is SO beautiful, but she's definitely a woman's woman.




That is very interesting ...

All the people I know that adore Audrey are women [and gay men].

All the people I know that adore Scarlett are men.



My mom, for example, finds Audrey stunning and Scarlett beyond hideous.

One of my friends, who is a very hot young lady, was ultra-pissed at me when I dismissed someone comparing her to Hepburn. I don't know what her feeling are on Scarlett, but she has the same reaction to my lust of Kirsten Dunst as Gia does to my obsession with THE Twins. So, I assume she hates Scarlett, too.


Kirsten is another girl only men seem to find attractive.

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#470640 - 01/15/10 09:58 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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True we were discussing the 50s...but no women of that era can work it like the 40s except Audrey and I adore Natalie Wood. But the 40s...

Lauren Bacall
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#470641 - 01/15/10 10:02 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.

I'm not one of those women who gets went for homely chicks just because I want to feel hotter. But my dream women of today are Mila Jovovich, Jennifer Connelly, Natalie Portman, Michelle Rodriguez, Lucy Liu and Zoey Saldana. Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.

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#470642 - 01/15/10 10:05 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Agreement on NYC's Ms. Perske and SF's Ms. Zakharenko.

I don't know why I didn't think of Natalie myself.
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#470643 - 01/15/10 10:21 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.




Women seem to agree on this. I like her.




Mila Jovovich, yes. [looks a bit like friend mentioned above]

Jennifer Connelly, Definitely. [I saw her on Spring/Lafayette in 2001 without makeup HOT!]

Natalie Portman, hell, yes. [Saw her on stage in 1998, but it doesn't count. She was a kid then].

Michelle Rodriguez, OK.

Lucy Liu, Pass. [Seen her in NYC, too. Better looking on screen.]

Zoey Saldana, no idea who that is. I'm going to pretend you said Zooey Deschanel, though I fear she's in the same sorority with Dunst and Johansson.


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Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.





Not too balanced though. Two Yids, one Asian.

So far you've got 3 hot daughters of Sarah and one puffy-faced mush of a half-Jew. [not counting "convert" Liz].
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#470644 - 01/15/10 10:24 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Zoey Saldana is black, Michelle Rodriguez is latina.

Zooey Deschanel is heavenly. Dead wrong there. I'd marry her. If I were gay, and stuff.
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#470645 - 01/15/10 10:50 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Zoey Saldana is black




Could be partly why I never heard of her.


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Zooey Deschanel is heavenly. Dead wrong there. I'd marry her. If I were gay, and stuff.




Cool.
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#470646 - 01/15/10 11:40 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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How about Jayne Mansfield? Or better yet, her insanely hot daughter Mariska Hargitay (Law and Order SVU).

Mmmmm Mariska. Sadly, I have no pic of either... but damn, the apple didn't fall far from the sexy tree!

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#470647 - 01/16/10 09:13 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I love Mariska for the same reason I am obsessed with Michelle Rodriguez, tough, sexy, kinda butchy yet definitely femme. Heavenly.
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#470648 - 01/16/10 09:20 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.
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#470649 - 01/16/10 09:33 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Quote:

miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.




I loathe Kate Beckinsale for some reason. I can't with her.

I would also like to nominate Isla Fisher, Lindsay Lohan (pre-crack), Kate Moss (pre and post-crack), Laetitia Costa. And as much as I hate to admit it, Jessica Alba.
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#470650 - 01/17/10 08:44 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Kate Beckinsdale ...

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#470651 - 01/17/10 08:45 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Teen Lohan ...

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#470652 - 01/17/10 08:47 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Luke Ford Jew, Isla Fisher ...

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#470653 - 01/17/10 08:50 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Hobo, you're trying too hard.

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#470654 - 01/17/10 08:55 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Welcome back - I still can't get that 'Ukrainian ladyboy' comparison out of my mind.

My favourite oldie:





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#470655 - 01/17/10 09:11 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Hobo, you're trying too hard.





For what??
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#470656 - 01/18/10 08:07 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....



I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.

Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...


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#470657 - 01/18/10 08:20 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.
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#470658 - 01/18/10 08:21 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....



Yay, I have missed you.

I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.

Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...


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#470659 - 01/18/10 08:26 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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meant to write: Da Burgler, I have missed you.
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#470660 - 01/18/10 10:26 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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My favourite oldie:








Holy Shit!! Somebody on XPT who has ever heard of Hedy Lamarr?? Agreed, very hot chick who developed a frequency hopping radio controlled guidance system 20 years ahead of the technology available at the time while simultaneously playing a Hollywood leading lady femme fatale and picking her stage name after a notorious slut who died of a drug overdose. Boys and girls, THAT is a woman.


Edited by E.Y.Davis (01/19/10 12:08 AM)
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#470661 - 01/18/10 10:30 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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^^^Sir, your avatar looks like it would date this Hedy lady you speak of.
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#470662 - 01/18/10 10:44 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Yep, we have a lot in common.

Not to be confused with HedLEY!
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#470663 - 01/18/10 11:23 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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#470664 - 01/19/10 09:28 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.




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#470665 - 01/19/10 07:24 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Yep, we have a lot in common.

Not to be confused with HedLEY!




DAMN! I was going to say that!!!


screen cap of early Heddy nudity.




The countless number of Jewish women in this thread is going to give Coke a rash.

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#470666 - 01/20/10 10:01 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Perfection

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#470667 - 01/20/10 12:23 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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This woman made me want to look like a WASP for a brief moment:
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#470668 - 01/20/10 08:39 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I get wood everytime I see that scene where Mee-shell Fife-er is at the table with Al, and she is a total Pill addled Addict.... having a woman as gorgeous as that, tethered to you and your whims and desires via chemicals, a relationship based entirely on quid pro quo mechanics where unconditional LOVE is no where to be found, replaced instead by pure narcissistic survival instinct (i.e. the selfishness addicts manifest in the form of willingness to do ANYTHING to get their chemical du jour, with female whores cashing in on their sex appeal, turning the desire of males like me to E-jerk-u-late into her open mouth and outstretched tongue into Ca$h or pills)....


I'd never wish Miss Gian Jergens harm, but I cannot help fantasizing that, just prior to her manifesting these awesomely incredible acts against nature (click here for incredible awesome unnatural sex acts: Gobble ), she takes "Daddy Burg" aside in a room and begs for 5 (five) 10 mg White lies and promises later that night to gobble 5 loads from moi....I mean, it is not necessary in Gia's case, cuz she luvs it anyway, and a simple, minor shopping spree at the Nord will get me there, but still, the complete helplessness of a (BEAUTIFUL) pill whore staring your peehole straight up is just .... of course, having a beautfiul woman like Michelle Pfeifer, Or Stoli, or Gia staring at your peehole waiting for the spurt is in itself a hallmark moment, pills or not....
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#470669 - 01/29/10 09:11 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Bump!

What's up chilled_stoli!!! Just saying hi!

-Tritone

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#470670 - 01/30/10 08:56 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Thank you, Tritone. Good to hear from you.
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#470671 - 01/30/10 09:48 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Quote:

Kate Beckinsdale ...





Kate x100
She is Perfect, the bod, the accent, cool movies in leather bodysuit.

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#470672 - 01/30/10 09:59 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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cool movies in leather bodysuit.




Love her, too. But have you ever been up close with a bitch who is wearing leather? It smells like the farm animal tent at the state fair. There's a reason people like to wear wonderful, breathable cotton.
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#470673 - 01/31/10 08:54 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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The hell with these skinny sluts. No use for 'em. Eat a burger, you bitches.

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#470674 - 01/31/10 08:55 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Did a skinny slut break you heart, Floof?
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#470675 - 01/31/10 09:18 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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No no, just a personal preference for curves I guess. Plus, I rode sidecar down eating disorder highway and I'm never doing it again. So many girls are so goddamned hot yet get hung up on that bullshit. I just don't understand, and never will

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#470676 - 02/01/10 08:04 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Kate Beckinsale said she "suffered from anorexia for many years."

YAWN.
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