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#470578 - 01/12/10 12:58 PM gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Some of you know me as Gia's friend Chilledstoli (now chilled_stoli). I recently got laid off from work, so just wanted to say hello again, as I know have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...
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#470579 - 01/12/10 01:05 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?


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#470580 - 01/12/10 01:06 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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I remember you. You were the bitch that wouldn't show her tits.

That was bullshit then and it's bullshit now. Tits or GTFO.

In other words, welcome back.
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#470583 - 01/12/10 01:25 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
Journalism? I was.

Now I'm in PR because I'm a turncoat whore. An even shittier market. Although, I hear Tiger could use some advice.
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#470585 - 01/12/10 01:49 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Hey Raperface, you kissing Dane Cross's ass is not PR. Or was that DeBojangles? I get you two mixed up.

Welcome back Stoli. Weird, we talk everyday and I've been scolding you HOW MANY times to post here again?
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#470586 - 01/12/10 01:49 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Welcome back C_S.
I also had some time off as of late so I can relate to your situation. Still married?.
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#470587 - 01/12/10 01:50 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Yes, she is. They are still going strong and bought a house.
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#470588 - 01/12/10 02:08 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Registered: 10/02/09
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Gia et al- Bisous!

Still married, bought another house, and now I'm laid off. Swell. Although I did have an interview yesterday. I love what I do, but all that high falootin' bull like events management and pr consulting has been scaled waaay back in DC due to the economy. Perhaps I should consider being a senator's mistress?

And I'm not going to show my tits or GTFO so there's really no need to say that in every post xxoo

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#470589 - 01/12/10 02:18 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Gia can whore you out. Deal? And welcome back.

Finally, a female around here who's not electrostatic, darrah, or tia ling.
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#470590 - 01/12/10 02:38 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Ya ignore the tards c_s.. they have no clue how to act around women they can't call "whore" so they just lash out and you get what we see here today.

Since you're unemployed you might want to consider working for Whack! Magazine in your free time. I know a guy.

Just so you know when I say "free time" and "working for Whack! Magazine" that shit all means the same thing. It's exactly like being unemployed but probably pays better only because you don't have to pay for gas to get nowhere.
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#470591 - 01/12/10 02:43 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?




She forgot her password.
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#470592 - 01/12/10 03:41 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Welcome back
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#470593 - 01/12/10 04:36 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Just in case you didn't know, the welcome wagon that just greeted and welcomed you back is DARRAH, who RUNS the PORN BLOG Porn Star BabbleON. She cannot post under her "original" name because she bad-mouthed Jeff and continues to do so.
If you have Twitter ,she will want you to add her so she can be a porn insider, like she so badly wants to be.
Or, You might receive this form invitation, which she sends to all women in porn.--Could you email me at ps_babylon (at) yahoo (dot) com? There's something important I want to tell you. Thanks!

Ask her what happened to her accounts.

Welcome back.






Are you feeling okay or forgot to take your medications again? You've ruined ANOTHER thread just so to be my shadow and stalk whatever I write.



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#470594 - 01/12/10 04:41 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.
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#470595 - 01/12/10 04:46 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Posts: 1321
Quote:

Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.




Excuse me? I don't care. How does me saying hello to someone turn around to all of this shit? All I said was "Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?"

Oh I forgot what forum I'm on. I should have wished death on her, called her a whore, and posted pictures of dead people, right?



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#470596 - 01/12/10 04:48 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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You so obviously care but that's not really the point.
It was nice of you to welcome her back wasn't it?.
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#470597 - 01/12/10 05:05 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Anonymous
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Faith & Begorrah...

Welcome back, Stoli. Ignore the troglodytes.

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#470600 - 01/12/10 05:32 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

Like your squirrel vs dog thread?
Or posting the story that Artie Lange tried to off himself?
What the fuck do you think this is ? TMZ??




The squirrel and dog post was cute and there are many dog lovers on this forum. So I posted it.

What's the difference between me posting Artie tried to kill himself or others posting how Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson died?

This is the off topic board where people are suppose to post what they want instead of having people like you dictate to them and tell them how they should speak or write or post.





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#470601 - 01/12/10 05:34 PM Re: gia's friend. back
cqd Offline
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^^^^^^^^^^^

Thick as a brick.
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#470602 - 01/12/10 05:36 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Bornyo Offline
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Welcome back Stoli

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#470603 - 01/12/10 05:38 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Show me your asshole, because I don't want to see your face.

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#470604 - 01/12/10 05:56 PM Re: gia's friend. back
John Floofin Offline
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Stoli, it's good to have you and your two lovely sweater kittens back on the block.



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#470605 - 01/12/10 06:06 PM Re: gia's friend. back
jeff jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?




She forgot her password.




Would it be asking too much to have one's forgotten password sent/reset via email?

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#470606 - 01/12/10 06:11 PM Re: gia's friend. back
freestylah Offline
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Welcome back. Thanks in advance for any contribution you wish to make. Tits or no tits.
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Drrh:

Quote:

I should have ... posted pictures of dead people, right?




Yes, you should have. The more horrible the better. Do work!
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#470607 - 01/12/10 09:22 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
Hi folksy folks,

It was more than just a lost password...perhaps my huzzband tapped into my account and messed with it.

And I'm extremely creeped out that there's still a pic of my breasts floating about LOL
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#470608 - 01/12/10 09:44 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
You can rest assured that every pic of Gigi ever posted on this site is still floating around.
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#470609 - 01/13/10 07:18 AM Re: gia's friend. back
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

Although, I hear Tiger could use some advice.




Did you fuck him??

And, if not, why not?
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#470610 - 01/13/10 09:32 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Hello pretty girl, Im still in awe of the wedding pics. Glad to see you are okay and sorry about the job.....keep searching.

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#470611 - 01/13/10 03:52 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Hello pretty girl,




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#470612 - 01/13/10 08:51 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
HI!!! Thank you for the encouragement. No I did not fuck Tiger, and would not because he's a GOLFER.

To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO "Golf, golf, sounds like you've got something stuck in your throat."
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#470613 - 01/14/10 06:48 AM Re: gia's friend. back
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:

...I now have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...




tell us more about these ass loads

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#470614 - 01/14/10 08:18 AM Re: gia's friend. back
John Floofin Offline
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Quote:

To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO




Holy shit that's funny

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#470615 - 01/14/10 03:31 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
Quote:

Quote:

To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO




Holy shit that's funny




It's pretty terrible. I love it.
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#470616 - 01/14/10 05:23 PM Re: gia's friend. back
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Can you get Gia to eat something?
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#470617 - 01/14/10 09:30 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Posts: 57
Quote:

Can you get Gia to eat something?




No, bc I don't eat shit either. We are ano sisters in solidarity.
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#470618 - 01/14/10 09:33 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hey baby, wanna trigger each other and do ballet barre sometime?
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#470619 - 01/14/10 09:40 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
Quote:

Hey baby, wanna trigger each other and do ballet barre sometime?




absolutement ma chou! and watch audrey movies for thinspiration.
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#470620 - 01/14/10 09:41 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I think you two may have just retconned the Gag Factor franchise.

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#470621 - 01/14/10 09:43 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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yesssss. i hate when people use that sloppy marilyn monroe as an example of the ideal body type for that era. like, oh yeah? audrey hepburn, anyone? thank you. i rest my case.
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#470622 - 01/14/10 09:54 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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I know men and women are different. But Marilyn Monroe had a dumpy body, much like today's "ingenue" (barf) Scarlett Johanwhater.

As for me, this is beauty. I rest MY case:

http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20%28Funny%20Face%29_11.jpg
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#470623 - 01/14/10 09:58 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
404, babe.

better to save image to desktop then attach image with the ubb code box, which has all the tags for ya. in the end, it'll look like your post but with an indication of attachment on top. the rest is tricky. but we will take it from there. you'll get it eventually.

you gotta learn these things cuz i want you to start a what are you wearing thread.
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#470624 - 01/14/10 10:02 PM Re: gia's friend. back
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I tried starting one, no one cared, maybe because I'm not very fashionable, but really I think its because it wasn't a Panzer thread.




How about a Thinspo thread?.
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#470625 - 01/14/10 10:02 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
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Registered: 10/02/09
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I forgot about that crap.

Ok, here is what I want to be wearing as a test run. I'll stop now.
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#470626 - 01/14/10 10:07 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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I normally love you, but any off shoot of the Herve Leger bandage dress is long time done and gone.
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#470627 - 01/14/10 10:08 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
it's knit. Not elastic. Must see in person.
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#470628 - 01/14/10 10:13 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
ah. ok. is it marc jacobs? it's so his colors.

btw, my fave designer now is alexander wang. his shit is everything i wear now, just the uber expensive/ gorgeous fabrics version.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#470629 - 01/14/10 10:19 PM Re: gia's friend. back
chilled_stoli Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
No, it's Alexander McQueen.

I like Wang, very nice. I'm really into Naeem Kahn right now. Sumptuous, sensual stuff I would have nowhere to wear.
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#470630 - 01/14/10 10:23 PM Re: gia's friend. back
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Alexpander Wang would be a great porn name.

Just say'n.

Carry on.
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#470631 - 01/14/10 10:24 PM Re: gia's friend. back
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
mcqueen's too impractical for me right now. yes, even in my imaginary world where i'm size zero and have expendable income. [onelinerlarry]all about the wang.[/onelinerlarry]
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#470632 - 01/15/10 08:36 AM Re: gia's friend. back
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

audrey hepburn, anyone? thank you.




I'm not a big Monroe person, but I never cared for that giraffe. Plus, her thinness is likely a side product of malnutrition form the Nazi's occupation of the Netherlands.

If I lived the '50, I would have preferred cutie Debbie Reynolds and violet-eyed Liz Taylor. So, I guess I would have liked to have been Eddie Fisher.


Quote:

today's "ingenue" (barf) Scarlett Johanwhater.




She's a quite pudgy, but adorable.
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