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#462203 - 11/21/09 11:34 AM Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.	If you're working with him or whatnot. Hope he gets some help.
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#462204 - 11/21/09 12:06 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: It will be rad. That's the first time I see 'rad' being used by somebody other than pretty. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#462205 - 11/21/09 01:06 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
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#462206 - 11/21/09 01:44 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Now the History Channel can add mope/fag War Machine to the "prophets" who predict the world will end by Dec 2012. Does that count as a "terrorist threat"? Do you think "Mr. Teagan" will pee his pants if he ever runs into this psycho? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#462207 - 11/21/09 03:00 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	he already threatened to kill the president, and talked shit when Evan Tanner died , who was one of the most beloved and respected UFC fighters ever. I really hoped he wouldn't be such a dick, because he beat a guy I am no fan of up her in Canada. I guarantee he will be in cuffs in the next six months. _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462208 - 11/21/09 03:22 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I guarantee he will be in cuffs in the next six months. Or a canvas straight-jacket. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#462209 - 11/21/09 04:09 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Is this the 'guy' we're talking about? Or is it the assclown that legally changed his name to War Machine? Attachments 452021-warmachine.jpg (16 downloads) _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#462210 - 11/21/09 04:20 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Whoa. He talks shit to Brett Rodgers. And he says he hopes Lesnar dies. For those that don't follow MMA, Lesnar is actually unbelievably ill. Like, scary-might-not-make-it ill.... http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462211 - 11/21/09 04:28 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	To his credit, although he uses the word faggot a lot , he does not seem homophobic: Quote: @KeiranLee Oh so you're a bottom guy huh? Cuz that War Child kid is strictly a top gamer....haha! 12:47 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to KeiranLee @KeiranLee Finally started doin the gay shit huh? 12:45 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to KeiranLee That is some flirty shit... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462212 - 11/21/09 08:19 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	what a fucking tool. good riddance.
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#462213 - 11/21/09 08:28 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
E.Y.Davis Human Garbage Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 1541 Loc: Mississippi	Quote: And he says he hopes Lesnar dies. For those that don't follow MMA, Lesnar is actually unbelievably ill. Like, scary-might-not-make-it ill.... http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx I heard that it was peritonitis from a ruptured diverticulum and he has already had surgery. No reason to think he shouldn't have a full recovery unless there was something more to it than that that I didn't hear. UFC 106 going pretty well. Don't care much about any of the fights on the card personally, but so far everybody is putting on a good show. Edited by E.Y.Davis (11/21/09 08:43 PM) _________________________ --Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#462214 - 11/25/09 02:14 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.
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#462215 - 11/25/09 02:26 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.
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#462216 - 11/25/09 02:31 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	_________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#462217 - 11/25/09 05:30 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Darrah Ford's ghost Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/06/09 Posts: 1321	And this is who Digital Playground allowed near their contract star Riley Steele for his first role??
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#462218 - 11/25/09 07:09 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
desh Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/16/09 Posts: 64	I totally see this guy having his own reality TV show.
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#462219 - 11/26/09 01:46 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	What a fucking pussy. Stop whining about it, Mr. Alpha Male all the time, I get paid to fuck and fight" More like, I constantly tweet and alternate between being a supreme bad ass, and being a sniveling whining whore. Don't threaten to kill yourself pussy, get a knife, jab it in your neck. Be a man. All this threatening is just a cry for help. Boo fucking who. Wanna be a man? Shut the fuck up and go get some help. If you refuse to get help, take a swan dive off the Golden Gate holding hands with your secret boyfriend in matching affliction shirts and buttplugs. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#462220 - 11/29/09 02:19 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	I hear that some shit went down at Brooke Haven's birthday party last night. Attachments 453581-warmachine2.jpg (18 downloads)
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#462221 - 11/29/09 03:38 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Charlie Malloy Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/10/06 Posts: 1487 Loc: NYC	Darryl Hanah tweets... Attachments 453589-darrylhanahtweets.jpg (14 downloads)
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#462222 - 11/29/09 05:48 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC	You mean to tell me, with all the male performers and suitcase pimps that were in attendance at this party.. no one could stop this guy?
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#462223 - 11/29/09 06:00 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Best case scenario... Whored Machine vs Donkey Logged for the Interstate Rest Stop Title of I-95... That's not for real though. WM would tear the fuck outta almost every stunt cock standing and I mean that in the most non gay porn type way. Lance... where are you?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462224 - 11/29/09 06:07 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I have seen two of Lance's fights on teh intrawebs. He can fucking scrap. Big weight difference, although War Machine was baiting Brett Rogers to drop to 170. maybe War will cut to 135 and he and Lance can duke it out here: http://bangthechamp.com/ Edited by tattypatty (11/29/09 06:09 PM) _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462225 - 11/29/09 06:11 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I realize the weight diff... I just wanted to hear Lances opinion on the matter. He and I post elsewhere. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462227 - 11/30/09 04:06 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	I've been lurking off and on here for a while. Lotsa shit goin on. Yeah the War Machine thing is messed, guy is at a level of Social Handgrenade, we can only aspire to. My guess is most of the people there were probably in shock that it was actually happening. He's not a small boy and was on the TUF for a reason. Personally I would have been in my ADHD glory with all the hotties around to care about a retarded fight. Pussy is far more interesting to me. And damn I wanna see that scene from bang the champ with Margarita! Had a cuban / latina jones forever... was in my glory when they told me she was the girl. Wish they'd post it! Where do you post Lou? Only one other place I really go to. PM your screen name. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#462228 - 11/30/09 04:31 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Maybe it's just me but this guy seems like he walked right out of a Tom Petty song. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#462229 - 11/30/09 06:12 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: You mean to tell me, with all the male performers and suitcase pimps that were in attendance at this party.. no one could stop this guy? Attachments 453821-81774299.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#462230 - 12/01/09 02:31 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.	The War Machine manhunt begins: Jonathan Koppenhaver also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm. His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas. Koppenhaver goes by the names "War Machine" and "War Hammer," and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-5555. This Fan Shot was promoted to the front page by Nick Thomas. HT: KVBC
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#462231 - 12/01/09 02:51 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I've been lurking off and on here for a while. Lotsa shit goin on. Yeah the War Machine thing is messed, guy is at a level of Social Handgrenade, we can only aspire to. My guess is most of the people there were probably in shock that it was actually happening. He's not a small boy and was on the TUF for a reason. Personally I would have been in my ADHD glory with all the hotties around to care about a retarded fight. Pussy is far more interesting to me. And damn I wanna see that scene from bang the champ with Margarita! Had a cuban / latina jones forever... was in my glory when they told me she was the girl. Wish they'd post it! Where do you post Lou? Only one other place I really go to. PM your screen name. No can do Lance... not that I don't trust you but these worlds can never meet. I got you at the other place so someday you might figure it out. I'm not saying I'll ever admit to it though. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462232 - 12/01/09 03:21 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Jesus Christ...I thought that had to be a joke about the APB, but its true. Manhunt Monday: Jonathan Koppenhaver And I thought his first "Manhunt Monday" would his inevitable foray into gay porn. Congrats Derek. Thats your second performer having a nationwide manhunt in just over two years! A new talent agency record! _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#462234 - 12/01/09 05:09 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: No can do Lance... not that I don't trust you but these worlds can never meet. I got you at the other place so someday you might figure it out. I'm not saying I'll ever admit to it though. Well only one place it can be... lol. Just tell me your nick doesn't begin with treasure and I'll drop the issue. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#462235 - 12/01/09 06:58 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	It does not... _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462236 - 12/01/09 07:03 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.	We should have a betting pool. How will War Machine go out? Blazing Gun Fight with the Police. Life in Prison after a Failed Assault on Officers ALA Observe and Report. He Shoots Himself. He is apprehended coming out of a gay massage parlor
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#462237 - 12/01/09 07:05 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Nice job not using a poll stop. _________________________
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#462238 - 12/01/09 07:05 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
orgasmatron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 163 Loc: The south.	damn this board sucks.
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#462239 - 12/01/09 07:15 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	You have 96 posts kid... Show us the way?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462240 - 12/01/09 10:00 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	c3X kurt gaywood funny long Crack Machine can you guys see a tendency in the stuntcock evolution ?
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#462241 - 12/01/09 10:14 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	Quote: c3X kurt gaywood funny long Crack Machine can you guys see a tendency in the stuntcock evolution ? How could we expect any different. Success in their job is defined as either extreme penis insensitivity, or urethra control on a level matching a Buddhist zen master's control of his mind. Long-term planning skills, or a functioning prefrontal cortex need not be present. Get hard now, stay hard forever, jizz on demand, move out of frame. Repeat.
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#462242 - 12/01/09 10:23 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: My question is why wasn't ChristianXXX there to protect his sometimes pimp? Normally to separate Christian and Derek from each other in public you need a crowbar. I'd venture a guess that even as big a guy Christian is, he's not much of a fighter. I imagine at his size he could throw a haymaker, but what other technique does he have besides some high-impact WWF style bullshit? Thanks for the new sig, DDG. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#462243 - 12/02/09 07:18 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	maybe because Crack Machine already fucked his GF http://twitpic.com/pbugi http://twitpic.com/pbuhz
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#462244 - 12/02/09 07:30 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
conundrum Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/05/09 Posts: 127 Loc: Down by the river...	He should have changed his name to Jon Kauliflower with ears like that...
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#462245 - 12/02/09 07:32 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	that shit is
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#462246 - 12/02/09 08:17 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: maybe because Crack Machine already fucked his GF http://twitpic.com/pbugi http://twitpic.com/pbuhz Jeez...no wonder Naughty America's jumped the shark... _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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#462247 - 12/02/09 09:15 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I can easily see these threads on Warped Machine becoming as irritating and boring as the ones on Desi ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#462248 - 12/02/09 11:21 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Quote: I can easily see these threads on Warped Machine becoming as irritating and boring as the ones on Desi ! She Who Cannot Be Named is not to be named here. But since someone else mentioned her, SHCBN is a model of mental health compared to War Machine!!!! War Machine!!!! Barry _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#462249 - 12/02/09 11:23 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Are you kidding me, BDM? The guy is running around beating the shit out of porn mopes. I'm on the edge of my seat waitng for the next incident... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462250 - 12/02/09 11:23 AM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	WHATEVER! desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#462251 - 12/02/09 02:05 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Are you kidding me, BDM? The guy is running around beating the shit out of porn mopes. I'm on the edge of my seat waitng for the next incident... This..^ _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462252 - 12/02/09 02:08 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Meh you can see this shit on the evening news everyday. Course it usually involves 12 year old girls and youtube ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#462253 - 12/02/09 03:27 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7596 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I have cannot find a YT vid of a 12 year old girl shattering the cheekbone of the Earl of Pimpwich... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#462255 - 12/02/09 03:56 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	When did you all get so fucking literal ? Geez ! Go ahead and enjoy the stupid motherfucker's meltdown. I consider it rather low brow. I also watch "Frazier" religiously ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#462256 - 12/02/09 03:59 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	You.Sick.Fuck. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462257 - 12/02/09 04:01 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Niles cracks me the fuck up ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#462258 - 12/02/09 04:03 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I imagine Fatty as well... a bigger version of Niles. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#462259 - 12/02/09 04:12 PM Re: Keep an eye on war machine.
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	A bit further off the rail and I promise you all can get back to your sissy ass street\porn tiff. click _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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