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#459699 - 01/11/10 03:59 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Congrats to Dane for "Best Male Newcomer" this evening. Good work, kid.



Thank you!
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#459700 - 01/11/10 05:36 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Great new Cumer, butthe fucker does not shbow up for appointments




Did Dumbo stand you up and fail to "provide"???






Just because I was going to let him use one of my Harleys does not mean that I will let him blow me.But I am very proud of him winning this award.Im sure that he will now be in high demand. My question is wether faye will be pissed that Dane has to preform on negro women
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#459701 - 01/11/10 08:01 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Just because I was going to let him use one of my Harleys does not mean that I will let him blow me.




Never entered my mind that HE'd blow YOU.

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#459702 - 01/11/10 01:43 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Thats what he told me.....As long as Faye is rimming me I can get past the holes in Danes ears.
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#459703 - 01/11/10 02:45 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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who raped Tanner? can you share some horrible stories you've heard about her with us?


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• how was working with those two young ladies:






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#459704 - 01/11/10 04:39 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane: If Jesus wrestled Mohammad who would win?
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#459705 - 01/11/10 05:11 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Mohammad was all talk... Jesus was a carpenter and carried the cross. He had superior upper body development and in all likely hood was very flexible based on the amount of time he survived on the Cross. Based on that I believe Jesus could pull Rubber Guard on any move Mohammad brought and tap out would be imminent. Also the Son of God could surely strike like a mutherfucker.

Lance?.
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#459706 - 01/11/10 06:01 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Excuse me, Lou. But, Mohammad had an army, conquered a bit of territory and forced people to convert to his new faith. Granted he only beat a bunch of drunk Arabs, and the Israelis did the same with concentration camp survivors, rusty tanks and one retooled WWI howitzer ... BUT, he did do it.

To my knowledge, Jesus did no soldiering. And, thought there are quite a few threats in Revelations, those acts are close to 2k years overdue. I tend to think he's boasted something he cannot deliver.

Plus, he dies with few converts. I mean what's he got at the end? 12 guys and a "provider"?? And, one of them turns him in? And, he dies without a fight?

Jesus is your typical Jewish loser. Living at home 'til his 30s, fails his father's business, but still his mother thinks he's GOD!


I don't think we'd even know anything about the guy if it wasn't for the rogue serial killer Paul. Man, that Paul was something!

I'm SURE Paul could beat BOTH Jesus & Mohammad!!!



Still ... that Son of God stuff might have some clout.












I'm curious as to the Dane's take ....
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#459707 - 01/11/10 06:24 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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This forum software doesn't allow for multiple "reputation points" or multiple rates. But if it did I'd be handing them out to the Fatman for that post.

Paul brought it automatic to the people.

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#459708 - 01/11/10 06:33 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Good call Diddy.. BUT.

The jewbot Jesus was an army of one...The rest are hangers on, even the whores.
What happens in Saigon stays in Saigon, yes?.


edit....Paul was an Alt.
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#459709 - 01/11/10 07:00 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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You would think that anyone capable of turning water into wine wouldn't have a problem turning something like a doorknob or soup ladle into a hand grenade.
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#459710 - 01/11/10 07:19 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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You would think that anyone capable of turning water into wine wouldn't have a problem turning something like a doorknob or soup ladle into a hand grenade.




werd... then there's the fact that the "others" feel the need to go face down ass high more than once a day. Jesus clearly tore some ass and it sucks we can't dvr it.
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#459711 - 01/12/10 03:39 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Jesus always respawns three days after being defeated. Mohammad needs to be defeated only once and then he has to spend eternity being tortured in hell. Team Jesus all the way.
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#459712 - 01/13/10 12:24 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Jesus always respawns three days after being defeated.




Good point.
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#459713 - 01/13/10 06:30 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Excuse me, Lou. But, Mohammad had an army, conquered a bit of territory and forced people to convert to his new faith.




Anyone who fights 2 on 1 is a complete bitch & should be taken out with a baseball bat.
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#459714 - 01/13/10 06:50 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Excuse me, Lou. But, Mohammad had an army, conquered a bit of territory and forced people to convert to his new faith.




Anyone who fights 2 on 1 is a complete bitch & should be taken out with a baseball bat.




You lost me.
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#459715 - 01/13/10 09:16 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Congrats to Dane for "Best Male Newcomer" this evening. Good work, kid.





That sums up the state of porn right there, a person who with clothes on is an adams apple away from being someone kd lang would court wins best male newcomer.
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#459716 - 01/13/10 09:35 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.
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#459717 - 01/14/10 08:50 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.









You make it hard to like you.
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#459718 - 01/14/10 12:38 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.










You make it hard to like you.






You make it hard to like you.. I think you want it that way though..
Happy New Year Monkey.
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#459719 - 01/14/10 12:49 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Dane,

Now that you are like the best porn actor ever:

1. Are your rates going up
2. Are you going to leave Faye for Tara


The earrings wil be in next week. I need your address to send them to you. That is if they pass customs
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#459720 - 01/14/10 04:02 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.









You make me hard. I like you.





FIXED.
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#459721 - 01/14/10 04:45 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.









You make me hard. I like you.





FIXED.



hahaha
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#459722 - 01/14/10 10:58 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Honestly, SMonk, it's not the adam's apple that would deter KD Lang ... even the beard wouldn't slow her ... it's the lack of a vulva ... and, possibly, the ear frisbees.










You make it hard to like you.






You make it hard to like you.. I think you want it that way though..
Happy New Year Monkey.





That was for the fatman, hating you comes real easy.

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FIXED.




the fixed thing was never funny, it was a brief lapse in (better) judgement much like the emo movement and croc sandles.


Quote:

hahaha






Point proven, your target audience still holding on to the emo sentiment who im sure owns more then one pair of crocs.
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#459723 - 01/15/10 07:37 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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the fixed thing was never funny




Never thought it was all that humorous myself.

But, my intention is rarely to be humorous.

I'm a kishka taker, not a comedian.

My intention is usually to be irritating on some level.

"Taunt, taunt, and a-bother" is my mantra.



And, certainly FIXED is irritating on some level.



Quote:

That was for the fatman




You should know that all porn celebs live in non-Copernican universes. The entirety of existence revolves around them.

I tend to think it's a by-product of the collision of little brain with big ego in the dense fog of self-delusion. Might explain Darrah as well.



It's all they've got. Well, that and Herpes.
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#459724 - 01/16/10 12:25 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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You should know that all porn celebs live in non-Copernican universes. The entirety of existence revolves around them.



wow!!! Unfair characterization... There are plenty of folks in porn who don't subscribe to that notion
Personally my kid has always been the center of my universe and I have always hoped that anyone watching a scene I am in has tuned in to see the chick.
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#459725 - 01/16/10 09:45 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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You should know that all porn celebs live in non-Copernican universes. The entirety of existence revolves around them.



wow!!! Unfair characterization... There are plenty of folks in porn who don't subscribe to that notion
Personally my kid has always been the center of my universe and I have always hoped that anyone watching a scene I am in has tuned in to see the chick.




Fair. Sorry.

How about "most porn celebs who entered porn under 25 live in non-Copernican universes. The entirety of existence revolves around them."

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#459726 - 01/16/10 10:22 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Fair enough! Thanks
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#459727 - 09/27/10 01:47 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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#459728 - 09/27/10 06:04 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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They quittin porn or they quittin each other?
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#459729 - 09/27/10 07:21 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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She's quitting him according to her twatter.
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#459730 - 09/27/10 07:52 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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He gave her genital warts, how can you blame her?

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#459732 - 09/27/10 09:25 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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I don't see this affecting his workload at all

What is the world coming to that we have 2nd rate porn stars feel the need to release statements about a relationship no one outside of them gives a flying shit about, I fucking hate social networks, inflates the self worth of the unimportant.
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#459733 - 09/28/10 04:36 AM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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^agreed but i do like the three word burst breakup technique they employed. it's quick, concise, with just a hint of emo.

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#459734 - 09/28/10 12:30 PM Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Faye must have found herself a negro with sweaty balls and gave my buddy Dane the heave hoe. Either that or Christian tried to fuck one of Danes ears and Faye found out about it.
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