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#459650 - 12/04/09 01:30 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Are XPT posters human?
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#459653 - 12/04/09 04:04 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Do you hate sex yet? Read how before Jon Dough died, he did an interview saying he enjoyed masturbating more than having sex.
Jon Dough enjoyed hanging himself in a closet more than having sex... Or anything else in life.
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#459655 - 12/04/09 08:08 AM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Another one out of hibernation^^^^^^^^^^^
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#459657 - 12/04/09 07:05 PM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Monks said a whole lot more than what you were even capable of processing. Team whats.his.cock: 2 Team whats.his.cock: 0 No worries.  Ohhh heyy, I was wondering how life's been treating you since you posted your stenchy cooter rant? Did things get better? or do you have any juicy gossip for us? *Hopes for the latter.*  Thanks kindly. 
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#459658 - 12/04/09 07:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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Yes, Monk's way too intelligent for me... Anywho, yes things are well actually. I made CHANGE haha at AIM that is.. (for whatever that is worth). They changed procedure and now have implemented using hydrogen peroxide douching as a remedy. Just my little mark I left on this earth... Quote:
Monks said a whole lot more than what you were even capable of processing.
Team whats.his.cock: 2
Team whats.his.cock: 0
No worries.
Ohhh heyy, I was wondering how life's been treating you since you posted your stenchy cooter rant? Did things get better? or do you have any juicy gossip for us? *Hopes for the latter.*
Thanks kindly.
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#459662 - 12/08/09 05:02 AM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Yes, Monk's way too intelligent for me...
Anywho, yes things are well actually. I made CHANGE haha at AIM that is.. (for whatever that is worth). They changed procedure and now have implemented using hydrogen peroxide douching as a remedy.
Just my little mark I left on this earth...
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Monks said a whole lot more than what you were even capable of processing.
Team whats.his.cock: 2
Team whats.his.cock: 0
No worries.
Ohhh heyy, I was wondering how life's been treating you since you posted your stenchy cooter rant? Did things get better? or do you have any juicy gossip for us? *Hopes for the latter.*
Thanks kindly.
Dane, im sure you are a lot smarter then me, and your life choices to date reflect that intelligence. HOWEVER, when I get up in the morning, go to the bathroom for my morning tinkle and catch my reflection in the mirror, I know im looking at a man. When ginger megs ends up leaving you for a middle weight mma fighter just outside the top 15 and your work dries up faster then gia's vagina when gypnod's name pops up on the cell what will be your next move? Inquiring minds want to know, because so far you seem to be following the rob longshot blueprint to nowhere, all be it a tad more attractive (as is the red head to keinko)
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#459663 - 12/08/09 06:21 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Yes, Monk's way too intelligent for me...
Anywho, yes things are well actually. I made CHANGE haha at AIM that is.. (for whatever that is worth). They changed procedure and now have implemented using hydrogen peroxide douching as a remedy.
Just my little mark I left on this earth...
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Monks said a whole lot more than what you were even capable of processing.
Team whats.his.cock: 2
Team whats.his.cock: 0
No worries.
Ohhh heyy, I was wondering how life's been treating you since you posted your stenchy cooter rant? Did things get better? or do you have any juicy gossip for us? *Hopes for the latter.*
Thanks kindly.
Dane, im sure you are a lot smarter then me, and your life choices to date reflect that intelligence. HOWEVER, when I get up in the morning, go to the bathroom for my morning tinkle and catch my reflection in the mirror, I know im looking at a man. When ginger megs ends up leaving you for a middle weight mma fighter just outside the top 15 and your work dries up faster then gia's vagina when gypnod's name pops up on the cell what will be your next move? Inquiring minds want to know, because so far you seem to be following the rob longshot blueprint to nowhere, all be it a tad more attractive (as is the red head to keinko)
MOnkey, you are busting my bubble. Here I have this incredible urge to be like Dane and I see this.I dont care what you say, Dane is the man and faye is the Whore.
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#459664 - 12/09/09 04:29 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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Yes, Monk's way too intelligent for me...
Anywho, yes things are well actually. I made CHANGE haha at AIM that is.. (for whatever that is worth). They changed procedure and now have implemented using hydrogen peroxide douching as a remedy.
Just my little mark I left on this earth...
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Monks said a whole lot more than what you were even capable of processing.
Team whats.his.cock: 2
Team whats.his.cock: 0
No worries.
Ohhh heyy, I was wondering how life's been treating you since you posted your stenchy cooter rant? Did things get better? or do you have any juicy gossip for us? *Hopes for the latter.*
Thanks kindly.
Dane, im sure you are a lot smarter then me, and your life choices to date reflect that intelligence. HOWEVER, when I get up in the morning, go to the bathroom for my morning tinkle and catch my reflection in the mirror, I know im looking at a man. When ginger megs ends up leaving you for a middle weight mma fighter just outside the top 15 and your work dries up faster then gia's vagina when gypnod's name pops up on the cell what will be your next move? Inquiring minds want to know, because so far you seem to be following the rob longshot blueprint to nowhere, all be it a tad more attractive (as is the red head to keinko)
It's already starting.. My work has dried up already.. Faye and I don't need to split to have that happen.. ^_^
Not sure what's next then, maybe I'll go back to doing stuff on the production side of things behind the camera..
Or, night shift worker at AMPM... right now, I just can't decide..
I can't think straight though right now, just had 2 very long days as the lead role opposite Jessica Drake in a new Wicked movie.. ehh, oh well..
I think I'm going to finish filling out my application for AMPM... I feel I'm qualified enough to brew coffee ^_^ ... Maybe I'll use one of the AVN Awards I should get next month as a weapon in case I am robbed...
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#459665 - 12/09/09 04:33 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/21/08
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Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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#459667 - 12/09/09 09:04 AM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Dane, I think that it is proof that the AVNs are a scamm wiht you not being nominated for Best Male Actor. I dont understand it. You have more talent in your left nut than all of those guys put togeather.
Ok, I will be at the Rock Store tonight is=f the weather holds out. I can have another bike delivered there if you want to ride. Do you mind if Faye rides with me.
Ear Ring update: I called my contact in China and we should be knowing something the first of the week. I understand that there is currently a shortage of human bones in china. They will be going to the local jails to get some more this week. They say that you have to cut the bones then dry them prior to cutting them for ring/earring size. Of course they have to get all of the Bone Marrow out also.
Could you please tell me what kind of shaveing cream you use on yoru balls ?
Also what kind of Hair Gel do you use?
Does Faye prefer roses or candy?
Which one of Fayes breasts is the biggest, I bet my friends that it is her left one , thats the one with the wild blond hair on the left side of her nipple?
Do you prefer Fayes Left labia or right labia, if neither one please explain.
This is a little gross, so dont answer if you dont want to.Does Faye make you drink pineapple juice prior to you delivering a ration of protien down her throat? Or does taste matter to her.
Thanks, I will be at the Rock store @ 7 or so, Iwill have beers waiting. I do need to know abotu the bike. I assume that you have a Motorcycle Tag.
Thanks for being you,
Your new best friend,
Delanoojos
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#459668 - 12/09/09 09:10 AM
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Would Faye be willing to take a trip to Jersey if Duke decides to develop a Ginger Abuse website?
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#459669 - 12/09/09 08:39 PM
Re: Questions to Dane Cross
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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delanoojos: Can you limited your sarcastic Dane fawning to one paragraph a day? I'd more likely be willing to read it. Thx either way.
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#459670 - 12/09/09 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Dane: You ever work with Brynn Tyler or Casey Parker?
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#459673 - 12/18/09 09:36 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Brad this is only for you (interview from PSB)
"The Office, A XXX Parody. It shows my acting and fucking ability quite well..."
Dane Cross
Age: 28
Occupation: Male "Talent"
Sexual orientation: I might like girls
Company and/or Websites www.myspace.com/danecross, or www.xpeeps.com/damek and soon, www.danecross.com
1. What do you fans usually ask you? Ha, um… Wait, so you're really a pornstar?
2. Who is on your NO list and why? Oh, geeze Jayden James… really no one else.. I can work with most everyone who is professional and more or less likes their job.
3. If we could only watch ONE of your sex scene, which one would you want us to see and why? Uh, as of now.. The Office, A XXX Parody. It shows my acting and fucking ability quite well.. Though, I can be and am a very dominate and aggressive performer when allowed, (New Sensations who produced The Office, doesn't like much slapping, choking etc. ^_~)
4. Describe what you consider a romantic date. It was with Faye and I. We pretended it was our first time hanging out and got some pizza and out out underneath the stars at night in a park.
5. Describe your Ideal mate. Well, Faye Reagan really gets me. No one is perfect, and her and I have our fair share of relationship ups and downs. I hope her though, trying to remain more optimistic than not.
6. What is the funniest thing that every happened to you at work? Just recently, I accidentally slapped Adrianna Nicole in the face with my hand as I was jerking off. Now admittedly, I was using my right hand, and I'm left handed AND I was looking away… AND AND her face was way to close for my jerking off maneuvers .
7. List 10 things you cant live without and why. In no order!!!! food… oxygen…
um, my computer- I grew up on one, having a laptop doesn't help my addiction, (internet porn always at my finger tips, free music, movies, man.. you just can't get tired of that), faye- it's the amazing sex, astonishing beauty, and i just love and care for that girl so much… , my left and or right hand- I like to touch myself often.. The Vegan Factory- an amazing Vegan Place, check them out, www.veganfactory..com, (I'm not Vegan, I am though 90% Vegetarian based diet), my iphone-need I say more?, lemon heads candy- I love lemon heads FUCK, movie theater popcorn- I will go to a theater to just get popcorn then leave, my video camera- I was a film/video major in college, a video camera is always around me, my eye glasses- it's an important part of my persona but I am now also wearing contacts to show my latitude, more so then just a nerdy guy…
8. Who is the person who influenced you the most in your life & how? I would have to say my friend Jesse he has been a great friend and a wealth of knowledge. He basically helped me get less socially awkward and helped me pick up girls, do things that were, "cool".. ha. We went to college together, and still hang out often.
9. What is the hardest thing you have dealt with in your life, and how did you make it through? Nothing really has ever been that difficult in my life. But, I would have to say, just before I got into porn I had severe panic disorder stemming from a multitude of things, so much so to the point, I had to be hospitalized for a few days…. I am happy though I have recovered quite well. 10. Describe yourself in ten words or less. Adorable, bit nerdy, caring, homebody.
11. What is something you paid for that wasn't worth the money? Ha, going to Dominican Republic, not worth the money indeed! A vacation with Faye.. We had a much better one in Costa Rica….
12. If you inherited five million dollars (after taxes, lol) from an unknown rich uncle, what would you do with the money. Pay off all my loans from school, and other debt. Take care of my out of work mother more I would contribute some to 2 production companies, one XXX and one mainstream But I'd invest most of it in to really safe investments
13. What would be a perfect day for you? Hanging out with Faye at home cleaning up the place, and watching movies and eating food.
14. What do you want to achieve in your life? I would like to be able to always work for myself, and be able to do work I enjoy and that allows me the ability to always expand my knowledge through new people that may come through my life. I really love traveling too and incorporating that in what I do would simply be amazing.
15. Where would you like to be ten years from now? I am not sure. I have a lot of ideas.. I will get back to you on that one.
16. What part of a body is sexiest and why? Girls complement me on my back and my butt.. ha.. I am not sure why, maybe the "definition" and my little bubble butt? ^_^
17. Tell us something quirky about you that most people don't know. It's easier for me to cum in front of someone then pee in the bathroom with people around. I'm pee shy..
18. What is your unfulfilled sexual fantasy? Haha. oh god. really? A reverse orgy. Me and a lot of hot 18-21 year old girls.. (hint, my b-day is coming up Oct 3.. )
19. What do you think about when you masturbate? Oh, hmm… I watch a lot of amatuer porn stuff online, Just whatever I can come across online, seldom will just j/o without a computer around.. ^_^
20. What type of sex turns you on the most? Do you have a fetish? Well, I love to be dominate. Just having a really submissive girl who is "talented" is amazing. I like smelling hair that hasn't been washed in a day or so.. ha. (there, I said it)… It turns me on sooo much.
22. What sexual acts/fetishes would you NOT do? I wont be shit on.. I'd shit on someone though if I was doing some German porn, in Germany...haha..
23. What is your philosophy in life? Nothing is ever so "bad" that it should stress you out for any great amount of time.. We live once, enjoy life as much as you can.
24. Tell us about how sports fit into your life.
25. How do you feel about religion/God? I don't like organized religion and the hypocrisy and that surrounds the leadership of them, and how they can profit off the masses. I do however respect the beliefs of individual people.. no harm no foul.. It's the guys running the game I got the beef with.
26. What political party would you be a member of, and how does politics effect your life? I would have to say independent. I feel all parties, though, are pretty much corrupt and are self defeating. Politics are interesting topics of conversation and I'll speak to anyone interested in debating.
comments from StevieWhy and Ryan Knox are also welcome.
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#459674 - 12/19/09 04:52 PM
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Dane, why is Jayden Jaymes on your no list?
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#459675 - 12/19/09 04:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Dane wasn't invited to the GREAT party that Jayden threw last week?
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#459676 - 12/19/09 05:09 PM
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#459678 - 12/21/09 07:01 PM
Re: Dane Cross MIA
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Why are you hateing on Dane so bad. Faye reads these posts, this is not cool. How do you think that it makes her feel?
Aids, I know that you mean well, but for the love of God man,give Dane a break.He deserves our full and total support.Even if he did stand me up at the Rock Store the other night
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#459679 - 12/23/09 01:22 AM
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Faye should date Seth Green. She won't miss Dane because they are of the same stature. Plus, he has more $$$ that's his own.
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#459688 - 01/01/10 10:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
Loc: Boobs on Stick Valley
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Soo, I should agree or disagree with you all here.. cause either way... I'm wrong... and should kill myself.. *check* People hate me, I don't care... have fun! ^_^ So Smelly Monkey, you're right and wrong, I care and I don't care, you are god and the devil... All hail Monkey! Quote:
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Dane, why is Jayden Jaymes on your no list?
That bitch is a cunt.. and has a smelly pussy.. Very fake to me... If someone doesn't like me, (like most of you here) at least you guys voice your opinions directly to me and not talk behind my back! ^_^
I never get people who say stuff like this, I mean do you really want everyone who hates you to tell you to your face? I know you have no soul but if you really knew just how disliked you are it could/would bring you one step closer to sticking you pretty little head in faye's oven. Dutch.
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#459690 - 01/02/10 11:06 AM
Re: Dane Cross MIA
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
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I like you Dane, but you fucked me over by not showing up at the Rock Store in Malibu. These guys are just jealous, they all want Faye. Oh, the ear rings will be in from China next week. Because they are being made out of political prisoners leg bones they have to cure them and they have to clear customs.
Give me your address and I wil send them to you.
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#459691 - 01/02/10 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Enough about Monkey.  More about Brynn. 
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#459695 - 01/10/10 01:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Congrats to Dane for "Best Male Newcomer" this evening. Good work, kid.
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#459696 - 01/10/10 06:01 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
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Great new Cumer, butthe fucker does not shbow up for appointments
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