WTF. luke ford reports that Stacy Valentine is now a fucking agent. This has to be bullshit, she has been out of the biz for years and if you go by her doco she went to make up or hairdressing college. This is by far the funniest porn news this year. Ranks up their with fayner directing his own line. Whats next swami becomes ceo of vivid?. Sammura becomes Digital Playground's new 60 scene contract star?. Only in porn.

You trust this person with your career and earnings?.




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Stacy V

Monkey... maybe you don't get out much... but why wouldn't Stacy be a great agent? Hell look at some of the most successful agents/promoters in the world today... they were either athletes (Sugar Ray Leonard, Sean Jones) some were convicts (Don King) or grew up in the streets (Aaron Goodwin)... Besides what is the difference between a "pimp" and an agent?

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Monkey... maybe you don't get out much... but why wouldn't Stacy be a great agent? Hell look at some of the most successful agents/promoters in the world today... they were either athletes (Sugar Ray Leonard, Sean Jones) some were convicts (Don King) or grew up in the streets (Aaron Goodwin)... Besides what is the difference between a "pimp" and an agent?

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because in porn you need a hard nosed agent not someone who got into porn because they didn't want to commit 2 years to hairdressing college their preference to begin with. If she was a rapper her name would be the notorious F.L.A.K.E

They all say that Smiling Garb... Felix Trinidad said he would never fight and that the sport was too brutal, October 2nd.,.. he is back fighting Ricardo Mayorga with Don King.
Roy Jones Jr. said he would never fight under Don King and that he despised the man... Roy Jones Jr. signed with Don King got Roy to sign a 5 fight deal.
Bill Goldberg once said he would never fight for the immoral WWF. That is was rotten to children, women and America... holy shit, he signed with the WWE and became WWE champ (til Vince fired his ass)
Stacy realized she knew enough of the biz, had a draw in her name, and could make more money.
BTW to Monkey, Smiling Garb... I got some great swamp land property in North Dakota if your interested. Starting price is 2,000 per acre

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Is this your big hand?. Swami you are so soft. Your comparisons of the people above and stacy are so far off the mark then its barely worth mocking because it does a fantastic job of it itself. Marvin Hagler. Stacy as an agent will fail, just like all three of the other previous porn chicks attempts at being agents did.

That's an amazing litany of totally, utterly, unreservedly pointless sports anecdotes that have nothing to do with the subject at hand. This reminds me of the SNL sketch where Tommy Lasorda challenges George F. Will to toss a baseball, only I'm sure I'd give into the temptation to see what Swami's brain looks like and grab a bat to beat it out of his misshapen head.

Do I still live up to your brownnosing standards, Swami?

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nice posts
From: sportswami
To: smilingarab

I gotta give you credit... when you slam me... you at least do it with class.

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He schooled you in class.

I am pretty sure that swami sent me the exact same Pm a few months back. Almost word for word. I can't see stacy v as an agent, i mean she is one of the few pornstars who once they retired stayed away with no come backs, she has been gone for a good 5 years.

All porn whores think they can become agents or directors.