So last weekend I get a text from Izzy asking if I can photograph some guys that want to get into the biz.

We're EEOC Compliant so we set it up for noon the next day which of course means 7 O'clock at night when you convert the civilian time to porno time.

Please welcome three local lads from the 954 who will henceforth be known to the porn world as Dirk Digger, Collins and Effin.

I'm thinking we should do a little reality show and maybe have a cameraguy follow them around when they get their first gigs. Can you imagine being 18 or 21 and getting called to do a scene with (insert porn starlets name you have a major thing for)

It would feature reality dialogue like this:

"...Dude! You just banged_____! What are you going to do now?"

Dude: I'm goin' to DIDNY-LAND!

It would sweep at the Emmy's. I tell ya.SWEEEP.

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Dude's goin with "Dirk Diggler"?

Is it that difficult to come up with these names?

Then again, I guess if he was the creative type he wouldn't be in front of the camera.

I can hardly wait to see the kid with the Kid n' Play 'do climbing on (insert my favorite pornstar here). Yeesh.

Barry