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#451906 - 09/27/09 04:49 PM
XPT breathes new life into another marriage
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Which one of you degenerates left your browser open? If the wife isn't talking about this message board below, I would love to know which board she means instead! link It says the guy had a Russian exchange student. Maybe Panzer's dad is a member on here after all?
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#451911 - 09/27/09 09:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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You can alse be like that, this is what you need:
arab scarf (from eBay)
gym gloves
respirator mask
wireless camera trigger
Calvin Klein robe
photographer's vest
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#451914 - 09/27/09 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^yes we know and probably the only person who is serious about the shit they say on here, all of it too.
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#451916 - 09/28/09 06:12 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!!  " she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking. I don't usually laugh out loud, but I did when I read this. It could so easily be a scene in a JM Productions vid.
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#451918 - 09/28/09 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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An interesting response makes sense to me:
Oh boy, there is some mighty large disparity between what you find interesting and what the rest of the human race does. Everyone knew it was a troll, did it really take that post for you to figure it out? 
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#451920 - 09/28/09 03:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What does that have to do with you not recognizing a troll until someone tells you?
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#451922 - 09/28/09 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Avoidance of the question won't stop everyone here from knowing you're an ignorant tool. Man-up or shut up.
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#451924 - 09/28/09 03:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Don't make me bitch slap you, worm, answer my questions when I ask them or daddy will stop showing you the attention you crave.
So you'll only fuck your own children from now on? Well at least the neighbors kids are safe.
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#451926 - 09/28/09 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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HAAAA! That was the lamest, off on a tangent, nonsensical attempt at a comeback in XPT history. I love it! You really do suck as a poster here don't you have2cit?
better than sucking like a faggot, faggot?
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I am giving this thread 4 stars for the day everybody recognized hav2cit is played out. You are sooo weak.
As weak as your rectum or weaker?
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You are not worthy to post with me, but....
I'll give you another try because I love playing with your underdeveloped empty head and your overdeveloped inflated ego, you pimple.
Another try, you can't even muster a first try. Here is another try for you though: Try not to be such a clueless tool, in the future and people won't hate you so much or spit in your face when they meet you.
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#451927 - 09/28/09 04:31 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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better than sucking like a faggot, faggot?
BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA. Better than a faggot? Oh my god you are terrible. You really suck.
Have2cit: "No, you big poopie head you are a faggot!"
God you really, really suck.
I guess the attempt at making any sort of topical reply went so horribly awry on your previous post you decided to reach for the "faggot" card so quick you probably threw out your shoulder typing that, didn't you? You are such a lame wuss.
Take Smelly Monkey's example, you child. The pool has gotten too deep for you to keep playing in it. You are in over your head.
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As weak as your rectum or weaker?
Going back for the response you see as somebody's signature line, because you hoped it might work as well for you? Another played out, repetitive, no intelligence, copy cat, mimic post from hav2cit. No surprise.
Are you sure you didn't mean to tell me I was "pwned", or that I'm "butthurt" or that it was "an epic fail" like all of your other repetitive bullshit, you infant?
You are yesterday's has been (or should that be "never was"). Get out while I allow it.
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#451928 - 09/28/09 04:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Stop it, you two. Men of the Confederacy must stick together. Think of Bobby Lee and Stonewall, then shake hands.
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#451930 - 09/28/09 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA. Better than a faggot? Oh my god you are terrible. You really suck.
What you got, nothing but "you suck". Oh yeah you really bring it.
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Have2cit: "No, you big poopie head you are a faggot!"
God you really, really suck.
Where did you get that "you suck" and not repetitive at all. Damn that stings.
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I guess the attempt at making any sort of topical reply went so horribly awry on your previous post you decided to reach for the "faggot" card so quick you probably threw out your shoulder typing that, didn't you? You are such a lame wuss.
Any attempt at the topic went out the window when dodged the question, remember? Answer it then. Yeah we know why you won't.
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Take Smelly Monkey's example, you child. The pool has gotten too deep for you to keep playing in it. You are in over your head.
Bitch the only time you'll be over anyone's head is when your stalking your dates at the kiddie end of the pool.
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Going back for the response you see as somebody's signature line, because you hoped it might work as well for you? Another played out, repetitive, no intelligence, copy cat, mimic post from hav2cit. No surprise.
Yet you seem unable to put me away, why? could it be that you and everyone here knows a boring thinks he knows it all retard is completely incapable of anything witty? But please do go on copying someone's jab at you while chiding me for copying.
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Are you sure you didn't mean to tell me I was "pwned", or that I'm "butthurt" or that it was "an epic fail" like all of your other repetitive bullshit, you infant?
You sound like you're butthurt. It must have been the spitting in the face thing. Did I hit a little too close to the truth?
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You are yesterday's has been (or should that be "never was"). Get out while I allow it.
Make me. You can't because deep down you know you just aren't man enough. or smart enough or funny enough or witty enough or ............
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#451931 - 09/28/09 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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I have a lot of videos of girls taking a dump. Maybe like 40+ of them.
Tranzer is unaware of TMI.
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#451932 - 09/28/09 05:31 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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To that whiny played out little girl Have2cit:
Look at the amount of time and effort you put into it and there is nothing of substance there. Every sentence of mine examined, copied, mulled over, thought about, and responded to by you.
How long did you spend on that masterpiece that nobody is going to read?
P.S. Let me predict a typical hav2cit response: "Not as long as you spent with your butthurt, pwned, fail, faggot, steel tipped boot, blah, blah, blah, blah,....
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#451933 - 09/28/09 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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EY......
You're in against a fucken pitbull. Fair.
But bustin on him for my sig line then posting in my "read every post,read every sentence, read every word" style just won't do.
Luck.
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#451934 - 09/28/09 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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@ EY
In between beers maybe a whole 2 minutes. Yet I see you're still too afraid to answer the original question. Don’t be afraid to admit what an ignorant fucking dullard you are for not noticing two sentences in that they were a troll.
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#451937 - 09/28/09 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's what I thought, bitch to the core. You can't answer so I win. I asked first you punked out. You must be so used to this in your miserable life.
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#451938 - 09/28/09 06:07 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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That's what I thought, bitch to the core. You can't answer so I win. I asked first you punked out. You must be so used to this in your miserable life.
Has Hav2Cit's little nephew jumped onto his account? These can't be the responses of an adult man.
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#451940 - 09/28/09 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Has Hav2Cit's little nephew jumped onto his account? These can't be the responses of an adult man.
So what if has, he could still take your miserable ass, as well as the tool d'jour EY.
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#451942 - 09/28/09 06:15 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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So what if has, he could still take your miserable ass, as well as the tool d'jour EY.
As CQ says elsewhere, why are there no yawning or sleeping icons on this forum? These kind of posts demand it.
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#451944 - 09/28/09 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I asked you first???? That is what you come at me with and you wonder why I have not an ounce of respect for you?
You worm! How dare you think you can keep up with me?
My post was the answer to your question, idiot. Go back, re-read what you were too stupid to comprehend the first time and then stand in front of the XPT class, pull your head out of your ass, and answer your own question.
Oh I can keep up with you and I dare, to tool. But it’s good to see someone is helping you though. I don’t like to see cripples stagger around on their own.
You answered my question with a question. Cowardly avoidance. You get up first and answer why you were so stupid you didn’t know that person was a troll.
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#451945 - 09/28/09 06:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I asked you first???? That is what you come at me with and you wonder why I have not an ounce of respect for you?
You worm! How dare you think you can keep up with me?
My post was the answer to your question, idiot. Go back, re-read what you were too stupid to comprehend the first time and then stand in front of the XPT class, pull your head out of your ass, and answer your own question.
Oh I can keep up with you and I dare, to tool. But it’s good to see someone is helping you though. I don’t like to see cripples stagger around on their own.
You answered my question with a question. Cowardly avoidance. You get up first and answer why you were so stupid you didn’t know that person was a troll.
You are repeating yourself dipshit, we covered this territory. Do what you were told, infant. I'm here all night and I'm just getting warmed up.
Everybody on here sees how lame your posts are, they are now commenting on it out of sheer frustration.
I see the typos and errors creeping in as the anger and fear begins to build inside you. I know you're asking yourself if I'm really going to expose to everybody here what a pathetic shitstain you are, don't I have any sympathy for somebody so obviously damaged as you? No, I have no mercy for you my little science project, none at all.
Now I'm taking away the only thing you are praying for...
I'm here all night.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#451946 - 09/28/09 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I know, and if I wasn't the one in it, I'd feel the same way. Hell, I am in it and I feel the same way.
The problem is Have2cit is a weak cunt whose only claim to fame is that he will sit in front of the computer all day just to be the last person to post and then walks away thinking he has "won". It is the essence of his self esteem.
They are going to have to ban me or lock this thread to keep me from responding. His weakness compels me to do it, I can smell it on him like stale body odor.
Please tell me you pound your pudgy little fists on the keyboard while you answer me too. 
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You are repeating yourself dipshit, we covered this territory. Do what you were told, infant. I'm here all night and I'm just getting warmed up.
Still the avoidance? Why not just answer it? I won’t stop asking until you do.
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Everybody on here sees how lame your posts are, they are now commenting on it out of sheer frustration.
Au contraire, this is the part where I really start to enjoy myself but no frustration, just laughter at yours.
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I see the typos and errors creeping in as the anger and fear begins to build inside you. I know you're asking yourself if I'm really going to expose to everybody here what a pathetic shitstain you are, don't I have any sympathy for somebody so obviously damaged as you? No, I have no mercy for you my little science project, none at all.
Now I'm taking away the only thing you are praying for...
I'm here all night.
You see the beers creeping into my posts, fool. Don’t you listen tool? Besides I’m not anywhere near as anal retentive as you, so I’m not so fussed about spelling errors, nazi.
Unlike you though, I have a job and will only respond until I feel I’ve fucked with your dumb ass long enough and go to bed. But I promise to get up in the morning, make some time at work, and start all over again, and the next day, and the next day………..
PS you know you don't have to keep posting all the quotes from all the previous posts. It only makes you look even more stupid.
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#451953 - 09/28/09 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You are avoiding, you and your new life partner. The answer was there. Admit you were too stupid to see it, stop blaming the alcohol (like all worn out cunts do) and I will spell it out for you.
What is he only helping you in small pieces now? Sorry alcohol is the only way I’d ever find you interesting enough to talk with you this long. Although I’m sure you’ve heard that many times before. Please do spell out why you were stupid enough to believe the poster was real before you read the post saying it was a troll.
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#451955 - 09/28/09 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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So you have the type of job where you can get so drunk you can't type every evening? You must be a real winner Have2cit. By the way, since you are really stupid, I should tell you that the previous phrase about you being a winner was sarcasm.
No, I just wouldn’t spend all my free time in the evening with you, I am sure even the women you sucker into dating you would understand that. I like to go over and talk to neighbors and maybe have a beer with them sometimes in the evening.
You’re lucky sarcasm isn’t a snake fool. If it were you would have been dead so many times on this board already. What's EY's response to this? “I don’t get it”.
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In your own childish empty headed way, I know you are apologizing to me, so I will tell you:
Wow that’s quite an imagination you have there. I bet you tell yourself those children you abduct don’t scream “please don’t rape me”. I bet you hear “take me I’m yours”.
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There was nothing posted by me that claims I thought it was real. Two different XPT members posted the same link implying it was real. Multiple responders thought it was real. I pointed out it wasn't real.
Your kindergarten level reading comprehension skills and propensity for monumentally stupid posts caused you to make the incorrect assumption that by posting a response that it was not real, somehow meant I thought it was real. Now do you see how stupid you were?
But it’s more than inferred, yes? In fact there is no other explanation for the post at all except that you were stupid enough to believe the poster was real. Just say I’m right, you know you want to admit it now and you’ll feel so much better when you get it off your chest.
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