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#450649 - 09/21/09 11:27 AM
I am going to Kill myself
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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tonight 7pm EST
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#450650 - 09/21/09 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Will it be a live chat?
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#450651 - 09/21/09 11:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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only if you are happy to make it a murder/suicide then I can come around yours at 6.30ish?
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#450652 - 09/21/09 11:41 AM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I can't murder you, baby. And isn't knowing that according to King, you've been dead since 2004 good enough?
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#450655 - 09/21/09 11:51 AM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Guys, I have arranged for Monkey's stay at Promises in Malibu. He'll be rooming with McKenzie Phillips.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#450656 - 09/21/09 11:54 AM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Guys, I have arranged for Monkey's stay at Promises in Malibu. He'll be rooming with McKenzie Phillips.
I don't have private health, otherwise id already be there, besides rehab is for quitters, im doing this the right way, like a man, in fact you might say im doing it like a god in that im trying to get people to join me, we have a set time, id like to be remembered as this generations marshall applewhite.
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#450657 - 09/21/09 12:05 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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id like to be remembered as this generations marshall applewhite.
You cut off your own nuts? 
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#450659 - 09/21/09 12:10 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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I'm not killing you either, but I might help you take a few others with you on your way out. Send me a list.
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#450661 - 09/21/09 12:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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No, its nothing like that, id just like you to walk in front of me into my attic to help me find this file ive left down there.
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#450665 - 09/21/09 12:19 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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No, its nothing like that, id just like you to walk in front of me into my attic to help me find this file ive left down there.
Ah. You know, I'd love to, but I've got to meet with the insurance company. BTW: I hear that asphyxiation via a gas stove left on is painless and looks totally accidental.
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#450668 - 09/21/09 12:22 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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tonight 7pm EST
do you have a webcam? can i watch it on rubyknox.com?
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#450670 - 09/21/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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 "Yo, Smelly, I -- I'm really happy for you. I'm going to let you finish. But Budd Dwyer had one of the greatest public suicides of all time."
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#450672 - 09/21/09 12:54 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Generally in these situations, there is some hurt or resentment that if resolved prior to termination, will heal the damaged psyche and save a life.
What would make it all better?
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#450673 - 09/21/09 01:01 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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bish you know the answer to that question. he wants to taste Sammura. at the least, a phonecall from her reciting the following in a soft but spirited chain-gang/antique gospel cadence:
The first time I died, I walked my ways;
I followed the file of limping days.
I held me tall, with my head flung up,
But I dared not look on the new moon's cup.
I dared not look on the sweet young rain,
And between my ribs was a gleaming pain.
The next time I died, they laid me deep.
They spoke worn words to hallow my sleep.
They tossed me petals, they wreathed me fern,
They weighted me down with a marble urn.
And I lie here warm, and I lie here dry,
And watch the worms slip by, slip by.
-Dorothy Parker
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#450674 - 09/21/09 01:02 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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monkey, you wanna party tonight? i'm heading down to rage with alan stafford and joey brass. dress casual.
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#450675 - 09/21/09 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I remember what smiling arab had to say last time. Quote:
This is like the goth kid in high school that always writes poems about killing himself, then vanishes all of a sudden.
Maybe Monkey's parents just forced him to go to Disneyworld.
It's like 2004 all over again.
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#450677 - 09/21/09 01:45 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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tonight 7pm EST
Fuck Yeah... You deserve nothing but a cowardly death especially after expressing your man love for Eric...?
Look at the clock... It says Monkey's Time is UP...
I'd like to welcome Bishop as the New Mod of the Cage...
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#450680 - 09/21/09 03:58 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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About two more minutes by my watch.
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#450681 - 09/21/09 03:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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It's all good Bishop. Just know he's not taking the easy way out.
I convinced him to fill a gallon milk jug with black powder and stuff it up his banana hole. He was to then soak the sunday paper in K1 and insert as much of it as he could into the gallon jug. Add a road flare and he's either in orbit or all over the walls of his condo depending on how hard he could squeeze. Like I said. Travel well.
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#450683 - 09/21/09 04:21 PM
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Promise not to hurt yourself?.
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#450686 - 09/21/09 04:39 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 863
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
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Man-up and do it like a monk.
Every other solution is simply less civilized.
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#450687 - 09/21/09 05:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Thank you Soopergriz... 
(not a shot at you, Vancouver)
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#450688 - 09/21/09 05:34 PM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Guys, I have arranged for Monkey's stay at Promises in Malibu. He'll be rooming with McKenzie Phillips.
Share a room with that walking disaster and I guarantee it'll clear out the cobwebs.
Stick around Monks.
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#450689 - 09/21/09 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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t-minus 1:35
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#450690 - 09/21/09 06:55 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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Haven't these threads form Monkey kind of "jumped the shark"? Like over and over again...
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I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."
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#450691 - 09/21/09 11:18 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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shit I'm late to the party, and all I had to ask was if this was Elliott Smith?  But I clicked on properties and it said it was, so never mind. You still dead, Monkey, you faggot? Smooches.
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#450697 - 09/22/09 04:52 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I gotta motor if I'm gonna hit that funeral.
Favorite Movie of my Highschool years..
Still have it bad for Winona....
We share the same Birthday...
Trippy
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/22/09 04:54 PM)
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#450698 - 09/22/09 05:18 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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So is this persona now officially dead...? What a drama queen if he just wanted to put and end to his played out monkey persona
magic eight ball says yes. though drama queen may be overthinking it.
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#450699 - 09/22/09 05:20 PM
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Anonymous
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is this gonna preempt the Presidents state of the union address?
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#450700 - 09/28/09 02:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Did anyone else get a PM this morning, from Kelly? I'm absolutely devastated. Truly a sad loss.
R.I.P. Smelly Monkey 
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#450702 - 09/29/09 05:56 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Wait, does this mean that Monica won the flamewar?
Oohhhh... bad form Monkey! Bad Form!
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#450703 - 09/29/09 06:42 AM
Re: I am going to Kill myself
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Registered Sex Offender
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#450704 - 09/29/09 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Needs to change his screen name to Smelly Corpse !
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#450705 - 09/29/09 02:31 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Attachments
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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (09/29/09 02:32 PM)
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