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#445320 - 08/27/09 07:57 AM Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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So rumor came down to me today that Porno Dan's Immoral Productions was sharing office space with Multimedia Pictures in Chatsworth. Multimedia eventually got evicted (that's what happens when you don't pay rent we are told), forcing Immoral to have to find new digs.

Well, we are told that after he had finished moving out his stuff, Porno Dan took a rancid corn-filled shit right in the edit bay.

I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up!

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#445321 - 08/27/09 08:17 AM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Porno Dan IS rancid corn filled shit. It is what it is. Don't feel bad.
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#445322 - 08/27/09 12:57 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Quote:

So rumor came down to me today that Porno Dan's Immoral Productions was sharing office space with Multimedia Pictures in Chatsworth. Multimedia eventually got evicted (that's what happens when you don't pay rent we are told), forcing Immoral to have to find new digs.

Well, we are told that after he had finished moving out his stuff, Porno Dan took a rancid corn-filled shit right in the edit bay.

I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up!





The first part of the story is true, but I can't take credit for taking the shit in the edit bay.
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#445323 - 08/27/09 01:03 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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sounds like someones been watching Alpha Dog too much!

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#445324 - 08/27/09 01:07 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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my impression is the "taking a shit" part was just metaphoric license. let's face it Dan takes a shit every time he exhales.

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#445325 - 08/27/09 01:34 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Quote:

my impression is the "taking a shit" part was just metaphoric license. let's face it Dan takes a shit every time he exhales.




+ 1,000

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#445326 - 08/27/09 02:18 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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The first part of the story is true, but I can't take credit for taking the shit in the edit bay.




But Porno Dan, the question still remains - Is your shit rancid and corn-filled??

I'm sure the XPT readers are dying to know.

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#445327 - 08/27/09 05:36 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Registered: 06/16/09
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Quote:

Quote:

The first part of the story is true, but I can't take credit for taking the shit in the edit bay.




But Porno Dan, the question still remains - Is your shit rancid and corn-filled??

I'm sure the XPT readers are dying to know.




I most definetely do not !

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#445328 - 08/27/09 07:40 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Registered: 12/16/08
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The shit probably rolled off his chest once he got up to pay the lady boy.

No matter what, I'm sure the turd is cooler to hang out with than Porno Dan.
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#445329 - 08/28/09 05:35 AM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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That's fucking juvenile, and this is coming from a 30 y/o wearing an Evil Dead t-shirt. No wonder the industry is in the toilet
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#445330 - 08/28/09 08:37 AM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Now that I think about it, I wonder what Porno Dan's Turd has to say about this situation......Anyone? Anyone?
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#445331 - 08/28/09 10:27 AM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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I'm sure someone would set up an account named "porno dan's turd" except he isn't worth the effort.

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#445332 - 08/28/09 12:30 PM Re: Porno Dan takes a shit in the Multimedia offices?
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Anyone know where Panzer was at the time?
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