Anyone have any real depraved fantasies that they'd like to share with us? Mine is to swim in a pool with a ton of fine women and when they're not looking, take a big steamy, chlorine drenched shit.
Once the gals see this turd heading their way, they'll run to me for safety. Acting the role of hero, I'll run along the side of the pool, find the turd, and pee on it 'till it's dead.
Chicks dig that shit!