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#44120 - 08/06/04 03:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
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Ugh, I despise that little greasy-headed troll.  Family Business is the worst show on TV. I can't believe it got re-upped for a third season. Since Alisha Klass left him, his movies have been shit. Now he's "condom only?" Another reason to avoid his crap.
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#44121 - 08/06/04 07:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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seymore is a pretentious dimwitted asshole. who like max hardcore loves to roll over when trouble comes knockin.
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#44123 - 08/06/04 09:49 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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He sucks, his stuff sucks.... and if it were'nt for decent female talent we wouldn't be talking about the greasy little fuck. What kind of stupid name is Seymore Butts anyways?
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#44124 - 08/06/04 09:54 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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He sucks, his stuff sucks.... and if it were'nt for decent female talent we wouldn't be talking about the greasy little fuck. What kind of stupid name is Seymore Butts anyways?
Isn't that from the Simpson's? I believe it was a prank call made by Bart to Moe. He was looking for a Mr.Seymore Butts.
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#44125 - 08/06/04 11:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Seymore used to make first-rate porn, well, first-rate gonzo whatever that means. Every raincoater made sure to never miss one of his releases.
But that hasn't been true since 1998 or so. His recent releases are either compilations or lack the focus of his earlier work. I don't think he's really putting his concentration into it any more. He may be confusing "I used to be so good" with "I am so good".
His BJ scene with Sierra (the white girl) at the end of Seymore Butts & the Honeymooners was classic: "Do you want me on my knees?" 
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#44126 - 08/06/04 11:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Isn't that from the Simpson's? I believe it was a prank call made by Bart to Moe. He was looking for a Mr.Seymore Butts.
It was, but the Simpsons joke came way after the first Seymore Butts movie.
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#44133 - 08/09/04 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Seymore simply had the best contract girls ever. A guy (rather than a company) might get lucky with a Shane, and really lucky to get a Taylor Hayes after losing a Shane, but to get Aleisha Klass after that is a sign he's sold the souls of his children to the Goatlord Satan.
Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.
This is the truth. My first gonzo vids were from seymore and shane. Shane was a hose monster! I think it was all of those POV blowjobs she gave seymore over the years that I remember most. 
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ANYONE ELSE ON HERE OF THE SAME OPINION AS ME.....SEYMORE BUTTS IS FUKKIN HOT!! 
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