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One post and you got a rating of five stars??

Tell me your secret.

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Watch out Redgoat, that's Female Trouble right there.


Hey Dawn, what you packin' downstairs? Sushi or sausage?

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please explain why you think that bro.

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For starters, you are are unable to shut your stupid fucking mouth when other douche bags in the industry talk shit about you. This makes you the white trash equivalent of a nigger who keeps it real.

Unlike other cross-over queers, you wear your disgraces on your sleeve like a badge of honor. Look at Talon, he's no less of a fag. But he had the good sense to get some shitty plastic surgery and changed his name as a way to prevent his unsavory past from creeping back up to haunt him. But not you. You practically brag about all of the tranny cocks you've sucked over the course of your controversial career. And not only that, but you still do the occasional scene.

If you and your white trash girlfriend are making as much money as you claim, why can't either of you get your fucked up teeth fixed? Is that why you like the British so much?

Then there's the real issue with your girlfriend. Perhaps you should be commended for seeing a side of Phoenix that the rest of us aren't privy to. But this is XPT. And the reality is that she's a shot out whore who shoves champagne bottles up her ass while taking a breather from getting gang banged by a bunch shiftless losers who she knows you hate. That's who your girlfriend really is. There is no facade she puts up for the camera. Not when champagne bottles and assholes enter the equation. Doesn't it make you feel like an asshole to tell her you love her? And then you sit there slack jawed with a group of your friends as your newest arch nemesis )since the donkey) orders her to shove a champagne bottle up her ass? An order she happily obeys.

The icing on the cake is your criticism of guys like Keiran who fuck whores off camera. Did you forget what kind of people you associate with? Did you forget the previous paragraph where I mentioned your girlfriend shoving a bottle up her ass? If she, along with most of the other whores in this business will do that on camera, why on Earth would you think they would have some degree of self restraint when the cameras aren't rolling? Is there some unspoken code of whore ethics they're violating by fucking off camera? Or is there an issue of jealousy rearing its ugly head? You, with your college degree only get to fuck when someone pays a whore to do it, and yet these other guys get to fuck the hired help for free.

You lack common sense because you still haven't realized that you're in a world where your education means nothing.

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Take note motherfuckers! This is how you separate the men from the boys. The men will ALWAYS stand up and shoulder responsibility.

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Let me also add that Gia is one of my favorites in the business too. Yum Yum!

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Stop sucking up! She's no different than any other PW. She just carries a camera around.

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Stop sucking up! She's no different than any other PW. She just carries a camera around.

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It's true.

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Stop sucking up! She's no different than any other PW. She just carries a camera around.

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It's true.

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Wow! You gents are certainly obsessed with Christian. Jealous much?
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb

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Go see how you and your udders do in Spain.

I would probably do well there. Spanish men stare at me alot.

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Remember that one when he has all the girls while getting paid.

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Nobody begrudges CXXX for banging 'all the girls' (except the ones with him on their no-list). It's the trannies and he-whores he also bangs that make most people throw up in their mouths.

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Fail.


Was that even English?

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Miss Davenport, do you own any cha-cha heels?

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I can only assume this is a Monkey Alt ID.


When you anylize it. Its fucking Brilliant Alt ID. The fact that Christain is a known lady boy fucker.. ...Devine..

The Subject matter of the move Female Trouble...

Brilliant...

and being a good whore Gia comes on with the "cha cha heels remark".. gotta give her credit for that..but

ITS MONKEY...



Its a cinemaphile who constructed the ALt Id... Monkey has showed lately a Cinemacentric way of looking at the world

if its not Monkey then I can only conclude its the Sportsguy from ESPN page2

Bill Simmons

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I think he may be more evolved than you grunts.

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When I picture what the Richard Dawkins of the porn industry looks like, he doesn't look anything like the John Waters dairy cow that you are.

My understanding of evolutionary theory would also tend to dictate that homosexual behavior (or banging a tranny) among organisms capable of sexual reproduction would be contradictive to an organism being 'more evolved', when compared with another organism that engaged in solely heterosexual behavior. Such behavior would prevent the organism from passing on their genes, thus removing them from the gene pool on the next generation.

DAWKINS FAIL

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm a real chick no matter how much I wish I had a dick to slap you boys.

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm a real chick no matter how much I wish I had a dick to slap you boys.

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In Australia they would call you a slapper

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I think he may be more evolved than you grunts.

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When I picture what the Richard Dawkins of the porn industry looks like, he doesn't look anything like the John Waters dairy cow that you are.

My understanding of evolutionary theory would also tend to dictate that homosexual behavior (or banging a tranny) among organisms capable of sexual reproduction would be contradictive to an organism being 'more evolved', when compared with another organism that engaged in solely heterosexual behavior. Such behavior would prevent the organism from passing on their genes, thus removing them from the gene pool on the next generation.

DAWKINS FAIL

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm a real chick no matter how much I wish I had a dick to slap you boys.

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In Australia they would call you a slapper

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Not my alt. if that's were you were heading.




Hey Miss Davenport, show us your tits. Thanks in advance.

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Derail.



I just remembered that I have a huge crush on Gavin Newsom.


Am I alone on this one or what?

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Derail.



I just remembered that I have a huge crush on Gavin Newsom.


Am I alone on this one or what?

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Is there anybody you don't have a crush on you crazy cunt?

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Of course there is, sillybuns! But really, isn't he fucking gorgeous? He could be the new Ted, maybe even better.

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You should read The Selfish Gene, especially the section on overpopulation. Then you would understand my point.

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Nice try, but Dawkins doesn't discuss overpopulation per se in that book. The word itself doesn't even appear in the original book, and occurs only once in his notes leading in to the 30th anniversary edition, and in a cursory fashion seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed here.

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What a fucking loser, debating pseudo-intellectual twaddle with a whore on a porn forum.

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Oh well this may just be a very highly orchestrated way to keep themselves in the porn public eye..err whatever..

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What a fucking loser, debating pseudo-intellectual twaddle with a whore on a porn forum.

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Oh well this may just be a very highly orchestrated way to keep themselves in the porn public eye..err whatever..

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You should read The Selfish Gene, especially the section on overpopulation. Then you would understand my point.

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Nice try, but Dawkins doesn't discuss overpopulation per se in that book. The word itself doesn't even appear in the original book, and occurs only once in his notes leading in to the 30th anniversary edition, and in a cursory fashion seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed here.

Or did you mean to imply that CXXX banging trannies is his way of self-selecting out of the reproducing gene pool, thus keeping the planet that tiny bit less crowded? If that is what 'more evolved' means to you, then he can keep the monopoly on it.

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Oh well this may just be a very highly orchestrated way to keep themselves in the porn public eye..err whatever..

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Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

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Instead of using internet forums maybe Christian would be better off using this form of communication with Phoenix.

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Oh well this may just be a very highly orchestrated way to keep themselves in the porn public eye..err whatever..

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Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

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When a whole bunch of people on the net and in tabloids consider themselves famous, an aspect to distinguish further would be to ask what the person is famous for. This wouldn't be so glorious for Christian, as his on-screen colleagues would come up sooner or later. "Christian, famous for fucking whores of several sexes on video." "Phoenix Marie, famous for fucking men and women on video; able to fit a bottle in her asshole." It's all good now.

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I think its time for more important questions.

Christian, lets suppose that Brandon Iron pays a young lady to come to LA to work with him, but you fuck her instead,

Brandon then calls you and tries to intimidate you, during his meltdown does he sound like Boris from the old Dudley Doright show?

I'm thinking they're about the same hight, shorter then Peter Lorre, and just as scary.

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Paper chase,

I was really hoping that you had died of a staff infection this past weekend, but I can see that it did not happen. You really have no cred to speak with Mr. Iron like this. You really need to get back to the trailer and pay your popain bill so your mama can cook you dat possum tonight. I have wasted enough energy on you. Please continue with your childish rants... if you wish, but if you do..consider yourself warned. We know what color your Pinto is.

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Not sure, though I may be willing to see if they're as big as yours. I'd bet I could sharpie "Bree" on one and "Olson" on the other and you'd be hitting them harder than the Haagen-Dazs.

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Fortunately for the both of us, I never did partake in the "let's compare dick size" games that you apparently did in the locker room showers during high school. That said, I decline your homoerotic "willingness".

It's hilarious of you to think I'm some overweight slouch who lives in mum's basement, dickbag. I'm no picture of health, and I'm certainly not ripped - but I am 5'10", 210# and I've lived on my own for the past 10-11 years. Must I be 160# wet to fight in your weight class, you pathetic twerp?

Nice try though, keep drawing on your nutsack in the meantime, homo.

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Oh well this may just be a very highly orchestrated way to keep themselves in the porn public eye..err whatever..

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Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

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When a whole bunch of people on the net and in tabloids consider themselves famous, an aspect to distinguish further would be to ask what the person is famous for. This wouldn't be so glorious for Christian, as his on-screen colleagues would come up sooner or later. "Christian, famous for fucking whores of several sexes on video." "Phoenix Marie, famous for fucking men and women on video; able to fit a bottle in her asshole." It's all good now.

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I think its time for more important questions.

Christian, lets suppose that Brandon Iron pays a young lady to come to LA to work with him, but you fuck her instead,

Brandon then calls you and tries to intimidate you, during his meltdown does he sound like Boris from the old Dudley Doright show?

I'm thinking they're about the same hight, shorter then Peter Lorre, and just as scary.

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Paper chase,

I was really hoping that you had died of a staff infection this past weekend, but I can see that it did not happen. You really have no cred to speak with Mr. Iron like this. You really need to get back to the trailer and pay your popain bill so your mama can cook you dat possum tonight. I have wasted enough energy on you. Please continue with your childish rants... if you wish, but if you do..consider yourself warned. We know what color your Pinto is.

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Brandon, the quality of your alt identities is really starting to suck. You should put down the pipe when you type. I expected so much more out of you, to think you once had a career teaching just like Christian, before you threw it all away.

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