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#439137 - 07/29/09 03:52 PM FOX reality Show Casting CALL
Sydney Jordan Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 79
Loc: Going Down in the Valley
Casting Females 18-33 for a NEW HOT FOX REALITY SHOW!!!!
You must live in Los Angeles and be NON-UNION.
Do you know a chick who wants Fame?
Do you know a Stripper or Porn Actress that want to go MAIN STREAM?
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http://www.staffordmultimedia.com/casting
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#439138 - 07/29/09 04:13 PM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
How about a jaded crippled professional whoremonger looking for love in all the wrong-but-economically-most-viable-places?? How about casting me as the "wild card" in the equation of strippers and porn whores looking for REAL success and security? It goes like this:

Porn whore/stripper is faced with uncertainty and dilemma because I, da burg, have rolled into her life with a cloudy picture of possible financial secirity for the rest of her life if she fulfills my non-negotiable (but shockingly simple and basic needs.) Or she can ditch me and go for the mainstream success, where she will have to fuck and suck her way to the top without any compensation of guarantee along the way she will get what she wants....as opposed to me, where EVERY load I shoot down her throat brings tangible, reasonably generous reward.

This has Huge potential....Holly Must consult, same with Gia Jordan. I am totally serious, its high time America discovered me and all that I dont represent! Call me and set this up!
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#439139 - 07/29/09 04:20 PM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
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Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 6
Clicking on the link results in an attempted download of an executable file to yer pc. Beware.

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#439140 - 07/29/09 06:00 PM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

How about a jaded crippled professional whoremonger looking for love in all the wrong-but-economically-most-viable-places?? How about casting me as the "wild card" in the equation of strippers and porn whores looking for REAL success and security? It goes like this:

Porn whore/stripper is faced with uncertainty and dilemma because I, da burg, have rolled into her life with a cloudy picture of possible financial secirity for the rest of her life if she fulfills my non-negotiable (but shockingly simple and basic needs.) Or she can ditch me and go for the mainstream success, where she will have to fuck and suck her way to the top without any compensation of guarantee along the way she will get what she wants....as opposed to me, where EVERY load I shoot down her throat brings tangible, reasonably generous reward.

This has Huge potential....Holly Must consult, same with Gia Jordan. I am totally serious, its high time America discovered me and all that I dont represent! Call me and set this up!




Yeah! I can see it now, networks.

"Tails for the Crip."
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#439141 - 07/29/09 07:08 PM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
yes, and then some large diabetic black guy with amputated feet named "tiny" wearing RED rolls by in a scooter and blasts me with a tec-9 screaming "fuck yo, tAke dat ya mothafuckin crip!" 9 seconds later as his mistake sinks in and he sees that the "Crip" is actually a "Cripp", the ghetto ignorant black guy shrugs it off and does his best Henry Louis Gates voice: "...ahem....Semantics..."
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#439143 - 08/09/09 05:01 PM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Hehe, he spelled Wooster.
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#439144 - 08/24/09 12:59 AM Re: FOX reality Show Casting CALL
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
The Burg needs to be a producer/judge on just such a show, along with Gia J and her camera/snark.

"So You Wanna Be a Porn Star?"

To complete the panel, Luke Ford in full Hassadiac beardiness makes three...



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