How about a jaded crippled professional whoremonger looking for love in all the wrong-but-economically-most-viable-places?? How about casting me as the "wild card" in the equation of strippers and porn whores looking for REAL success and security? It goes like this:
Porn whore/stripper is faced with uncertainty and dilemma because I, da burg, have rolled into her life with a cloudy picture of possible financial secirity for the rest of her life if she fulfills my non-negotiable (but shockingly simple and basic needs.) Or she can ditch me and go for the mainstream success, where she will have to fuck and suck her way to the top without any compensation of guarantee along the way she will get what she wants....as opposed to me, where EVERY load I shoot down her throat brings tangible, reasonably generous reward.
This has Huge potential....Holly Must consult, same with Gia Jordan. I am totally serious, its high time America discovered me and all that I dont represent! Call me and set this up!
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Are you gonna eat that?