In honor of Billy Mays-

Each scene is a info-mercial for a sex toy, new lube, or other device. Then the girls do a little scene with it while the audience cheers just like they do on TV.

You could make it really hardcore or light depending on who makes it.

Good idea. I'd watch that. But I think it would be better if it were super hardcore.




I loved Billy...

That is a great idea. Would be a bizarre emphasis on how these women stand by and let their sexuality be treated like a commodity. Truly depraved.

Maybe even extend the shtick by really having an 800 number where you can call up and by the girl's panties or have her make a custom video?

They've got pitchmen all over the place trying to sell ginsu knives, whatever at amusement parks or whatever. Go get a real pitch man and don't just use some idiotic meat puppet who always do a poor job and just make the theme look stupid.

"You're getting the vaginal, the anal, the cream pie...but wait, there's more! Call now and we'll double your order, that's double vag, double anal, and double cream pie...all for the price of one scene!"

HAHAHAHAHA

"This aint Oxiclean"