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#434120 - 11/05/09 07:37 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I don't see what's so weird about Alex's food. You people are the ones who are weird!
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#434121 - 11/05/09 11:22 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434122 - 11/05/09 02:23 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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^ NO !
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#434123 - 11/09/09 12:46 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434124 - 11/11/09 12:17 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken noodle soup with pepperoni slices:



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#434125 - 11/11/09 12:22 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434126 - 11/11/09 05:07 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The healthiest thing to eat in that whole picture is the tablecloth.
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#434127 - 11/11/09 05:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Chicken noodle soup with pepperoni slices




In a "grandma" china bowl, no less. You have proven that nothing is sacred for you. The grease ring accented by the flowers is priceless.

I had a belly laugh for a good 10 minutes with that one. Thank you.


Edited by geek (11/11/09 06:01 PM)

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#434128 - 11/11/09 08:03 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken noodle soup with pepperoni slices:






I'm trying some of that shit !
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#434129 - 11/11/09 08:15 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I just threw up..!
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#434130 - 11/11/09 08:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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With Pepperoni:



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#434131 - 11/11/09 08:51 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434132 - 11/12/09 10:22 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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What Tranzer forgot to mention is that he's using Pupperoni and not pepperoni since the pet store had it on sale.
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#434133 - 11/12/09 10:52 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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My friend is in Japan and sent me a pic of the pizza at a party he's at. Straight up Panzer shit.



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#434134 - 11/12/09 11:49 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Too funny. Those hotdog slices are terrible. Is that how they put pepperoni on there pizza too?

Nothing to see here, Eric. Move along.
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#434135 - 11/12/09 04:55 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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God G that trumps anything Panzer has ever posted including the infamous turd pic at ADT !
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#434136 - 11/12/09 06:44 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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God G that trumps anything Panzer has ever posted including the infamous turd pic at ADT !



See the turd, crave the turd. BTW, I have a new gross-out pic: its the pic of my snot in a yogurt cup.

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#434137 - 11/12/09 07:56 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Oh my god..!

I don't feel good...After seeing that
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#434138 - 11/12/09 10:01 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I do not believe that pizza was actually from Japan. There is neither sweet corn nor mayonnaise topping the pizza. All pizzas in Japan are desecrated thus, ergo that "Japanese" pizza is a fraud.

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#434139 - 11/12/09 10:08 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Oh my god..!

I don't feel good...After seeing that



Get well get well soon

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#434140 - 11/12/09 11:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I do not believe that pizza was actually from Japan. There is neither sweet corn nor mayonnaise topping the pizza. All pizzas in Japan are desecrated thus, ergo that "Japanese" pizza is a fraud.




Don't forget eggs & bacon.
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#434141 - 11/13/09 05:57 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I caught a little bit of an episode of Man vs Food the other night. They were at some place called Voodoo Doughnuts, in Portland somewhere (don't know if it was Oregon or Maine). Among their specialties were peanut butter and bacon doughnuts and habanero fritters.
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#434142 - 11/13/09 06:10 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Habanero fritters sound interesting...I love the spice and heat from habs. I made "Evil Brownies" a couple summers ago when I grew 12 carribean red habanero plants in my yard. The brownies were made with bakers chocolate and had a really rich dark chocolate flavor that went well with the 4 seeded and dehydrated pods that I grinded up into a fine powder and added to the mix.
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#434143 - 11/15/09 06:27 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Fancy bananna with Venetian primo sauce:



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#434144 - 11/15/09 08:51 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

My friend is in Japan and sent me a pic of the pizza at a party he's at. Straight up Panzer shit.






I'd try this one. It's hard to screw up pizza. Like, seriously, if some fruitcake put pineapple, ham and bacon on a pizza and it worked...

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#434145 - 11/16/09 11:50 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Fancy bananna with Venetian primo sauce:






Looks like hershey's syrup. Come to think of it... that would go well with a bananna

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#434146 - 11/16/09 11:52 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Fancy bananna with Venetian primo sauce:






Looks like hershey's syrup. Come to think of it... that would go well with a bananna



Yup, the brown one is the Hershey's and the caramel one is the Smucker's.

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#434147 - 11/17/09 03:13 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Should have used teriyaki instead.

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#434148 - 11/19/09 10:16 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434149 - 11/19/09 11:15 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Pancakes in bacon?

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#434150 - 11/20/09 06:53 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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You know, that one is not a bad idea. A shit-fuck load of bacon, though.

Howto? Stack pancakes, wrap in raw bacon and put in the oven for 20 min?


Edited by geek (11/20/09 06:54 AM)

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#434151 - 11/20/09 07:17 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Pancakes in bacon?




More like a bacon mug-o-mustard

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#434152 - 11/20/09 07:31 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I think it's filled with cheese.
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#434153 - 11/20/09 08:26 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Which is more Panzerly: Cheese or mustard?

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#434154 - 11/20/09 08:44 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Point taken. But I think anything involving might be too expensive for Panzer to begin with.

I could see him carving a shot glass out of a brick of SPAM though.
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#434155 - 11/26/09 08:06 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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alex, any thanksgiving creation?

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#434156 - 11/26/09 12:31 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The makings of a panzer pumpkin pie.


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#434157 - 11/26/09 02:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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alex, any thanksgiving creation?



Nah, but I will snap a shot of the family table. I found this McDonald's Tomato Ketchup in bottle that was made in Germany, I will post a pic of it later too. You can't find McDonald's bottle ketchup in USA.

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#434158 - 11/27/09 02:09 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Thanksgiving table:



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#434159 - 11/28/09 07:19 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Please identify the food. I can't make much of anything out.
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#434160 - 11/30/09 05:21 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Please identify the food. I can't make much of anything out.



A close-up:



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#434161 - 11/30/09 04:48 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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What were you drinking that's green? Mountain Dew?


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#434162 - 11/30/09 04:51 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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It must have been alcoholic cause that looks like souse[d] in the middle !
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#434163 - 11/30/09 04:53 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Or maybe his tranny boyfriend brought the green fairy to dinner.

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#434164 - 11/30/09 07:29 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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What were you drinking that's green? Mountain Dew?





It's Tarhun.

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#434165 - 11/30/09 07:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken with gravy:



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#434166 - 11/30/09 10:17 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Red Baron Deluxe Pizza:



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#434167 - 11/30/09 10:20 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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So which is more disgusting, souse or head cheese?

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#434168 - 11/30/09 10:48 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Please identify the food. I can't make much of anything out.



A close-up:






WTF is that...gizzard cake in the middle? Interesting to know that it's not just you that cooks like shit, but your entire family does. I don't understand. I have Russian friends and they are amazing cooks.
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#434169 - 11/30/09 11:22 PM Re: Panzer Shit
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Please identify the food. I can't make much of anything out.



A close-up:






WTF is that...gizzard cake in the middle? Interesting to know that it's not just you that cooks like shit, but your entire family does. I don't understand. I have Russian friends and they are amazing cooks.



It's a Mixed Meat Jelly . Your friends should all be lined-up and shot.

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