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#432357 - 06/25/09 05:30 PM Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop
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#432358 - 06/25/09 05:32 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Now Farrah F she was a Beauty
R.I.P
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#432359 - 06/25/09 05:35 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
All seriousness if MJ died right after Thriller, he would be like Elvis, but he morphed into the Thriller Character. He still will be a Legend with the Jackson 5 ,and all his hits. bac to Porn Nothing to Read Here
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#432360 - 06/25/09 06:52 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Don't they (the famous or infamous) die in three's? I wonder who's next.
Barry Manilow?
Governator Schwarznegger?
Ron Jeremy?
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#432361 - 06/25/09 06:57 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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David Carradine
Ed McMahon
Farah Fawcett


Michael Jackson
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#432362 - 06/25/09 07:00 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

...and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop




Man we haven't had a good jondra around here in a while....
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#432363 - 06/25/09 08:16 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
I wonder if there's a separate heaven for kiddie fiddlers?

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#432364 - 06/25/09 08:29 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Even the local hookers are getting in on the action...

http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1240121744.html
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#432365 - 06/25/09 09:20 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Even the local hookers are getting in on the action...

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#432366 - 06/25/09 09:26 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop





Fuck you, who are you? You won't achieve 0.0001% of what Michael did and the many lives he changed for the better, all you do is destroy lives and spread HIV you red headed irish outbreak monkey.
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#432367 - 06/25/09 09:30 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Quote:

Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop




I thought the rumor was they are going to use his dead body since he was an organ donor to find a cure for AIDS/CANCER & the H1-N1 Swine Flu virus.

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#432368 - 06/26/09 02:56 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
...and his last words were: "Take me to childrens hospital"
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#432369 - 06/26/09 04:13 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

...and his last words were: "Take me to childrens hospital"




What I cant believe is that this "story" has pushed all the Iranian Social Revolution things on the back burner. Fuck they are about to execute thousands of these noble rebels in the next few days and the WESTERN MEDIA stops to cover this losers fucking self inflected death.

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#432370 - 06/26/09 04:55 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 30
I agree, fuck that homo...Farrah RIP

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#432371 - 06/26/09 10:59 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
His 50 show run in London is now going to be called "Michael Jackson on Ice"
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#432373 - 06/26/09 11:22 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
Quote:

Some took off from work in Harlem, NY, to attend a vigil.
EDIT: 120,000 unemployed residents of Harlem, NY stood outside, staring at a building,listening to MJ songs, and crying.




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#432374 - 06/26/09 11:46 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Some took off from work in Harlem, NY, to attend a vigil.
EDIT: 120,000 residents of Harlem, NY stood outside, staring at a building,listening to MJ songs, and crying.




At least they weren't rioting.
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#432375 - 06/26/09 12:02 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I wonder if there's a separate heaven for kiddie fiddlers?




Actually I get this mental picture of St. Peter right now.

"What the fuck? (speaks into intercom) Hughes get one of your Mormon flunkies to clean up that pile of elephant shit in front of the Pearly Gates ASAP (hangs up on intercom). Someone get this fucking chimpanzee off my desk. Am I running the entrance to the Divine Kingdom or fucking Safariland now? Hey, hey, hey!! I don't care who you are the Ferris wheel and oxygen chamber stay outside. You're damn right it's as easy as A-B-C now moonwalk your ass over there to the reception area. No that's not McCauley Caulkin that's Brandon De Wilde and he doesn't want to blow Bubbles with you."
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#432376 - 06/26/09 12:11 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
CNN just reported that they will creamate him and turn his plastic filled body into legos so little kids can play with him for a change


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#432377 - 06/26/09 12:52 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

CNN just reported that they will creamate him and turn his plastic filled body into legos so little kids can play with him for a change





I read this same joke somewhere else earlier and it wasn't funny then either.
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#432378 - 06/26/09 01:45 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Quote:

Quote:

CNN just reported that they will creamate him and turn his plastic filled body into legos so little kids can play with him for a change





I read this same joke somewhere else earlier and it wasn't funny then either.




Fuck me then...
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#432379 - 06/26/09 02:30 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
creamate?

cream ate?

cremate?

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#432380 - 06/26/09 02:45 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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FUCK KID ROCK 2!!!!!

& john wayne and the horse he rode in on!

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#432381 - 06/26/09 03:05 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Quote:

Quote:

Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop





Fuck you, who are you? You won't achieve 0.0001% of what Michael did and the many lives he changed for the better, all you do is destroy lives and spread HIV you red headed irish outbreak monkey.



Good 1....anyway I think the Musician died 20 yrs ago...Just the Monster died yesterday
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#432382 - 06/26/09 06:12 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop





Fuck you, who are you? You won't achieve 0.0001% of what Michael did and the many lives he changed for the better, all you do is destroy lives and spread HIV you red headed irish outbreak monkey.



Good 1....anyway I think the Musician died 20 yrs ago...Just the Monster died yesterday





Big Red

I'd like to take a moment if I could to say that I am sorry for the comments I made yesterday. It was an emotional day to say the least, we lost the best entertainer of our era, one of which I was a huge fan of and saw live four times, im also sure that your penis is as fit as a fiddle, probably don't drip, itch or burn in anyway and the ladies that work with you in the future have nothing to worry about, at least in terms of disease. I will continue to follow your career closely as I am a big fan and wish you nothing but the best, as far as im concerned its water under the bridge (offers to shake hand)
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#432383 - 06/26/09 08:03 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Child molesting aside, c'mon, there have to be at least SOME of you who grew up like me in the 80's. MJ's music was simple and lighthearted. You know you had the Thriller record. Anyway, here's an impromptu Michael Jackson celebration I caught on Hollywood Blvd. His star on The Walk of Fame was blocked off due to the red carpet for the premiere of Bruno, but down the street there kids dancing to PYT on the Blvd with crowds backed up from Highland to Orange.





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#432384 - 06/26/09 08:13 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Fucken fiddler even brought his own emmanuel lewis.

Nice shot Gia.
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#432385 - 06/26/09 08:19 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Is Hollywood Blvd always this fucking cheesy?
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#432386 - 06/26/09 08:20 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yes.
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#432387 - 06/26/09 08:27 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Quote:

Yes.




Thanks. I had planned on dropping by there on my next visit to Long Beach but will pass on it unless there is a chance to punch Perez Hilton in the face.
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#432388 - 06/26/09 08:53 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop





Fuck you, who are you? You won't achieve 0.0001% of what Michael did and the many lives he changed for the better, all you do is destroy lives and spread HIV you red headed irish outbreak monkey.



Good 1....anyway I think the Musician died 20 yrs ago...Just the Monster died yesterday





Big Red

I'd like to take a moment if I could to say that I am sorry for the comments I made yesterday. It was an emotional day to say the least, we lost the best entertainer of our era, one of which I was a huge fan of and saw live four times, im also sure that your penis is as fit as a fiddle, probably don't drip, itch or burn in anyway and the ladies that work with you in the future have nothing to worry about, at least in terms of disease. I will continue to follow your career closely as I am a big fan and wish you nothing but the best, as far as im concerned its water under the bridge (offers to shake hand)



No Biggie my Friend
As far as an entertainer goes MJ has to be regarded as one of the best. Its just his wackyness unfortunately will overshadow that for alot of people.
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#432389 - 06/26/09 08:59 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
And by "wackyness" you mean pedophilia?.

Lets call a spade a spade, yes?.
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#432390 - 06/26/09 09:07 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Quote:

And by "wackyness" you mean pedophilia?.

Lets call a spade a spade, yes?.



+ Hanging his baby out the window, and the plastic nose.
Also dancing on top of your car outside the courthouse
I don't think MJ had a chance in this life...maybe next time. With his father forcing him into entertainment, but if thats the case lets see if Tiger Woods turns into a Tranny in a decade

MJ R.I.P (and thanks for Smooth Criminal...good tune)
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#432391 - 06/26/09 09:19 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
Quote:

Rumor has it they are going to pop his nose off (sell it on Ebay, and give the proceeds to the alledged molested children), and bury him in The Thriller outfit.....He Shall Rise on the Third Day and regain his Thrown as the King of Pop




If it wasn't for child molesters you wouldn't have anyone to perform with.
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#432392 - 06/26/09 09:31 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

And by "wackyness" you mean pedophilia?.

Lets call a spade a spade, yes?.



+ Hanging his baby out the window, and the plastic nose.
Also dancing on top of your car outside the courthouse
I don't think MJ had a chance in this life...maybe next time. With his father forcing him into entertainment, but if thats the case lets see if Tiger Woods turns into a Tranny in a decade

MJ R.I.P (and thanks for Smooth Criminal...good tune)




Nice....

Tiger will be slinging blasian sead into white broads for decades, trust me. His kids will be selling shit American cars into the next century.


MJ didn't write his songs or beats, send flowers to Berry Gordy.


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#432393 - 06/26/09 09:33 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Big Red Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Quote:

If it wasn't for child molesters you wouldn't have anyone to perform with.




Your probably 80% right unfortunately. I hear alot of horror stories, but there are the rare few that do it for the thrill.(or maybe their just upset no one molested them...jk)
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#432394 - 06/26/09 09:33 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Quote:

Child molesting aside, c'mon, there have to be at least SOME of you who grew up like me in the 80's. MJ's music was simple and lighthearted. You know you had the Thriller record. Anyway, here's an impromptu Michael Jackson celebration I caught on Hollywood Blvd. His star on The Walk of Fame was blocked off due to the red carpet for the premiere of Bruno, but down the street there kids dancing to PYT on the Blvd with crowds backed up from Highland to Orange.








Oh My fucking GOD Southern California should just BLOW THE FUCK UP!! Its been too long that this fucking little sink hole of civilization has had and undue amount of influence on the rest of the western world. What fucking redeeming quality does this place have. Just because people is this LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO I CAN DO THIS city have interest in this douche molesters passing we all have to be
bombarded with vomitus chunks of SHIT like this.

Oh nice little Jondra thingy there whore GIA. Jondra is a misspelling of Genre.

Vein : a distinctive mode of expression : style <stories in a romantic vein> b: a distinctive element or quality : strain <introduced a welcome vein of humor> c: a line of thought or action <renewed discussion along the same vein>

Not that I'm trying to debate something with a dirty pathetic whore like you Gia...


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#432395 - 06/26/09 09:39 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
^ it shits in it's hand and rubs it in its hair...


edit.... exactly what is your fucken problem?
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#432396 - 06/26/09 09:52 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Visaman Offline
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Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
Quote:

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What I cant believe is that this "story" has pushed all the Iranian Social Revolution things on the back burner.





Hey Missy, if it weren't for Mr. Jackson, there would be no Iranian Social Revolution. Put that in your hole and beat it!

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#432397 - 06/26/09 10:12 PM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
The night he died, I channel surfed looking for something not about him. Choose Fox "News" hoping for yet another diatribe about the current administration is responsible for all of the boneheaded decisions since 1980.

Instead, found Geraldo interviewing MJ.

Later, turned on Air America to find a non-MJ refuge...nope, the Midnight host also spent two of her hours discussing the meaning of MJ.

...sigh...

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#432398 - 06/27/09 12:29 AM Re: Fuck Michael Jackson
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Oh nice little Jondra thingy there whore GIA. Jondra is a misspelling of Genre.




Nathanial, jondra is part of the xpt lexicon. It's based on Derrick Pierce's misappropriation of the word 'genre.' SEARCH function to see examples.

Quote:


Vein : a distinctive mode of expression : style <stories in a romantic vein> b: a distinctive element or quality : strain <introduced a welcome vein of humor> c: a line of thought or action <renewed discussion along the same vein>

Not that I'm trying to debate something with a dirty pathetic whore like you Gia...




Yes, vein is the correct for these meanings and notice none of them are relevant to vanity. But in the Farrah thread, you said I was 'vein.' Good job.
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