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#431824 - 06/23/09 11:27 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?! & AGAIN?!
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#431826 - 06/24/09 12:45 AM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She said 'for now.' She didn't say she was retiring. monica foster's blog
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#431830 - 06/24/09 03:42 AM
Re: Sorry, haven't quit - progressing if anything :)
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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So Monica when are you starting at the bunny ranch?
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#431832 - 06/24/09 09:52 AM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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Looks like all the welfare/dyfs workers who visit Sammura every week.
you just a xpt poster who think cracking sammura jokes is gonna when you cool points,sorry it just makes you look like your trying too hard.
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FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#431835 - 06/24/09 01:21 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 90
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Looks like all the welfare/dyfs workers who visit Sammura every week.
you just a xpt poster who think cracking sammura jokes is gonna when you cool points,sorry it just makes you look like your trying too hard.
Let me re-write it in Caucasion talk, so the rest of us can read it throughly and quite possibly get a clue as to what the ghetto is saying to us today.
The proper English:
You are just an XPT poster who thinks that by making Sammura jokes will "win" you "cool" points.Sorry, it just makes you look like you are trying too hard.
That being translated, I will answer this way:
Finsih 6th,7th, and 8th grades. There you will learn spelling, grammar,and proper punctuation. I know that dodging bullets was a road block to learning the basics, but even schools in the 'hood try to teach. That is why there are so many 15 and 16 year old moms on welfare ( ring a bell??)and black on black crime is rampant. ( meaning, it is running wild)
As for "whenning" points, 'nuff said ( abbreviation for enough said). I can care less about impressing people. paying bills and staying out f the cheese lines and homeless shelters.
FAIL.
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#431838 - 06/24/09 02:46 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey needs some zoloft
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Hmmm, just checked my private messages here and apparently Smelly Monkey really needs some zoloft or maybe just to take a hit off a bowl - check out what he wrote me:
From: Smelly Monkey
You suck at life and if you got HIV at least youd be remembered for something, and people would know your name, instead of a loser which is what you are, it couldve made you something, somebody, but alas you are nothing, just a scrubby negro b grade middle, making up the numbers, shuffling along, trying hard to be noticed with no noticable qualities, thanks for your worthless time.
that PM was out of line but there's an underlying affection. its like this- you learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.
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#431839 - 06/24/09 05:50 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey needs some zoloft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Hmmm, just checked my private messages here and apparently Smelly Monkey really needs some zoloft or maybe just to take a hit off a bowl - check out what he wrote me:
From: Smelly Monkey
You suck at life and if you got HIV at least youd be remembered for something, and people would know your name, instead of a loser which is what you are, it couldve made you something, somebody, but alas you are nothing, just a scrubby negro b grade middle, making up the numbers, shuffling along, trying hard to be noticed with no noticable qualities, thanks for your worthless time.
I never sent that or any other messages to Monica Foster, I can only assume she is trying to piggy back off my name in an attempt to try and boost her own, usually I wouldn't respond to such nonsense, but I won't allow this woman to assassinate my character with this ridiculous allegation.
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#431841 - 06/24/09 07:06 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Looks like all the welfare/dyfs workers who visit Sammura every week.
Didn't know they lived next door to your trailer Goat. Upset your welfare check hasn't come this month yet?
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#431843 - 06/24/09 07:16 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 90
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#431846 - 06/24/09 08:31 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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You gonna have to lessen that 60 mile estimate bro. Trenton is closer than that to you, and it is all ghetto. Also the Rt 1 corridor has plenty of sleaze going on. You are in a nice part of Jersey, but it's still Jersey. I live in a nice part of Jersey, but I can list 5-10 towns inside of 15-20 minute drive that have some ghetto-fabulous sections.
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#431848 - 06/25/09 01:33 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey needs some zoloft
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 122
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Hmmm, just checked my private messages here and apparently Smelly Monkey really needs some zoloft or maybe just to take a hit off a bowl - check out what he wrote me:
From: Smelly Monkey
You suck at life and if you got HIV at least youd be remembered for something, and people would know your name, instead of a loser which is what you are, it couldve made you something, somebody, but alas you are nothing, just a scrubby negro b grade middle, making up the numbers, shuffling along, trying hard to be noticed with no noticable qualities, thanks for your worthless time.
I never sent that or any other messages to Monica Foster, I can only assume she is trying to piggy back off my name in an attempt to try and boost her own, usually I wouldn't respond to such nonsense, but I won't allow this woman to assassinate my character with this ridiculous allegation.
Hmmmm then why you sending nasty shit talk to me too, smelly monkey?? You're sending these around. What's the matter, can't handle getting it thrown back in your ugly fucking pathetic little face??
Here's what he sent to me - he took the time to send me two of them:
just wanted to let you know that I HATE your laugh with the passion of the christ, you killed for all the wrong reasons on stern, damn near unlistenable.
No, it made my day to hear that cold silence when stern asked what it was like for you to know that your daughter gets more "parties" than you, you might try to escape reality but you can't escape that dreaded thing known as old age.
DAMN, THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?? Monica says you sent it, we all know you did, you pathetic racial LOSER!!
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#431849 - 06/25/09 01:58 PM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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And to Dr. Percy: I notice an attempt at better spelling, less smileys pissing or giving the finger, and that I have become your Desi Foxx.
You are so far off it's pathetic. Go back to watching television and don't forget to take your meds.
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#431851 - 06/25/09 02:27 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey needs some zoloft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Kid Rock and the other white rap guy from Michigan.. they are racial losers. Of course they are rich outta their fucken minds ,but ya.. they lose, all summer long.
Someone catch me up on this Desi/Elli thing.. I got bored somewhere around the "they might be considered poor decision makers and remarkably stupid" phase. What exactly has transpired since?.
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#431856 - 06/25/09 09:39 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey needs some zoloft
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Hmmm, just checked my private messages here and apparently Smelly Monkey really needs some zoloft or maybe just to take a hit off a bowl - check out what he wrote me:
From: Smelly Monkey
You suck at life and if you got HIV at least youd be remembered for something, and people would know your name, instead of a loser which is what you are, it couldve made you something, somebody, but alas you are nothing, just a scrubby negro b grade middle, making up the numbers, shuffling along, trying hard to be noticed with no noticable qualities, thanks for your worthless time.
I never sent that or any other messages to Monica Foster, I can only assume she is trying to piggy back off my name in an attempt to try and boost her own, usually I wouldn't respond to such nonsense, but I won't allow this woman to assassinate my character with this ridiculous allegation.
Hmmmm then why you sending nasty shit talk to me too, smelly monkey?? You're sending these around. What's the matter, can't handle getting it thrown back in your ugly fucking pathetic little face??
Here's what he sent to me - he took the time to send me two of them:
just wanted to let you know that I HATE your laugh with the passion of the christ, you killed for all the wrong reasons on stern, damn near unlistenable.
No, it made my day to hear that cold silence when stern asked what it was like for you to know that your daughter gets more "parties" than you, you might try to escape reality but you can't escape that dreaded thing known as old age.
DAMN, THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?? Monica says you sent it, we all know you did, you pathetic racial LOSER!!
What in the fuck are you talking about you turd? I never sent you shit you D grade de bella cunt. Who are you to call anyone a loser? You work in a whore house with your daughter, its not bad enough that the only way you can make a living is by offering truckers a warm hole but you also have to drag your kid into the same field. Go fuck yourself and die
As for monica's FAKE screen cap that im not going to relink, all ive got to say is that on the day we lose the greatest BLACK performer of all time this is what you decide to do? Make up bullshit screencaps to try and make me look bad? You call yourself a proud black woman, Now I really wish you do get HIV like you falsely accused me of saying earlier, happy now?
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#431858 - 06/25/09 10:19 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey - you're slippin...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I already have given my username/password for my account on this site to those who have asked if you did indeed really send me that message via this forum's private messaging system, and they know it's not a faked screen cap, being that the message is still sitting in and stinking up my accounts inbox.
You know, your online behavior and antics definitely do mirror your offline persona "Smelly Monkey". This little forum incident is showing that you're starting to slip a bit though....
What in the fuck are you talking about? You don't know me, I'd wouldn't be caught dead in the places you need to be to make money, when a cosby porn spoof is the pinnacle of your career and you so desperately want to be famous for anything you know you should either try for HIV in porn OR shoot a talk show host (jimmy kimmel seems like hed be the easiest to get to) because you won't be making your name as a normal porn performer, you are too ugly and your performances suck because how can any guy get into fucking your baboon looking stinky vagina, ignorant, arrogant ass.
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#431860 - 06/25/09 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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You don't know me,
After the same tiresome act, over and over during the last five years, yes, we do know you, because it's obvious there isn't anything else. Why not hate on Donkey who is clearly deserving. Picking on retarded kids is more fun.
Captain save a ho to the rescue, I don't feel the need to say anything about donny , nor would I just because everyone else is, this bithc and the other old ho are spreading bullshit about me so I will address it how I see fit, if you don't like it then slither your way to tony and forward your complaints about me to him, im sure Tony will take them as seriously as I do, you can fucking die too, you worthless piece of shit.
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#431862 - 06/26/09 12:33 AM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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Monica has a great fukkin' ass.
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#431863 - 06/26/09 03:41 AM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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[Burg waves frantically spastic like a cripple, with cerebral palsy, and with a hot dog with too much mustard in his hand, trying to get manny Ramirez' attention at Dodger Stadium the same night as the National Human Growth Hormone Promotional Society is there...] Hi Smelly Monkey! [/Burg stops waving, takes bite out of hot dog]
I want you to know Monkey, I got your back....[Burg Sharpens dagger he bought near an Israel Archaeological Dig outside Meggiddo from a guy name Buchenhagen....*play Exorcist Theme*]
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#431864 - 06/26/09 05:00 AM
Re: Monica Foster quits porn AGAIN?!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 30
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Isn't Monica a good friend of Desi and Elli?
That explains everything doesn't it
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