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#429041 - 06/07/09 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I need to spank the irony out of you Gia. But first, I'll have to finish the video game that I'm playing, and PM Panzie about an E-Bay cologne opportunity... ...after which, it's all about the sex...after I deal with the recycling and clean the oven... then it's all about the sex, girl!!! After I wash the dishes and scrub the range, and perhaps grab a mop and poke it around dissolutely.... Then, I'm all yours. All along drinking bourbon and yelling at the neighbors and I forget all about prior commitments and leave the oven on at 500 degrees FOR NO FUCKING REASON.... ZZZZZZZ 
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#429042 - 06/07/09 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey, whatever two consenting adults want to do is up to them, but I realize I'm paying for your time for the hour. For your time and only your time. I'll leave your donation on the empty pizza boxes.
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#429044 - 06/07/09 10:43 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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The secret to Gunker's soft hands? He washes his dishes with Palmolive.
He took the advice of Madge the manicurist!
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#429045 - 06/07/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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The secret to Coke' soft mouth?
Sperm.
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#429047 - 06/07/09 10:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Coke, why do you fight with people just to fight? You're like those guys in small towns who start fights with just to get male contact.
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#429048 - 06/07/09 11:06 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Are you kidding? 50% of his posts are directed at me.
I know it's painful to watch sheep get slaughtered, but don't feel sorry for him. He can always use a good dose of reality.
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#429049 - 06/07/09 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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In a real restaurant, the dishes/pans are hand-washed.
Can't afford losing knives, pans, etc. for 90 minutes in a machine.
If you knew how to cook, Coke, it would be obvious that all utensils/knives would be constantly rotated in a drying rack as opposed to dishwasher...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYfUUcl0PI&feature=related
bonus film for Coke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6KU75sC-A&feature=related
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#429050 - 06/07/09 11:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gunker, I just figured your food was stuck on the plates from leaving it out so long, and you had to do a pre-dishwasher wash in sink. Btw, I haaaate when people do that.
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#429051 - 06/07/09 11:15 PM
Re: The Boyfriend Experience
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I'm guessing you also spend a lot of time in laundromats. Bwaaaaahaha!
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#429052 - 06/07/09 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Gia, I slapped plates across your head (Opa!) and made you wash dishes in black lingerie in the kitchen.
We shared more shots of Ouzo (Opa!) and broke more plates as Coke texted you on your handheld as I delivered democracy, deliberately from behind.,,
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#429053 - 06/07/09 11:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It just occurred to me that this isn't the first feud between you two. I usually skip threads from either of you.
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#429054 - 06/07/09 11:43 PM
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Anonymous
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The secret to Gunker's soft hands? He washes his dishes with Palmolive.
He took the advice of Madge the manicurist!
I fucked Madge....in the ass! 
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#429058 - 06/08/09 12:04 AM
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Gia, I slapped plates across your head (Opa!) and made you wash dishes in black lingerie in the kitchen.
We shared more shots of Ouzo (Opa!) and broke more plates as Coke texted you on your handheld as I delivered democracy, deliberately from behind.,,
kickin it old school....droppin plates on your ass bitch
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#429059 - 06/08/09 12:18 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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#429063 - 06/08/09 07:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#429065 - 06/08/09 02:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Pretty much all my boyfriends took charge. I'm attracted to that. Why I still got bored with them and hate public displays of affection and spooning, I have no idea.
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#429066 - 06/08/09 02:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
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Pretty much all my boyfriends took charge. I'm attracted to that. Why I still got bored with them and hate public displays of affection and spooning, I have no idea.
Take your bubble butt upstairs, bitch. 
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#429067 - 06/08/09 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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...Why I still got bored with them and hate public displays of affection and spooning, I have no idea...
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Dr Melfi here. Do you find it difficult to express intimacy in situations where PDA and spooning are warranted?
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#429068 - 06/08/09 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I like cuddling if it's part of the making out, kissing, and dry humping session. Is that ok?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#429070 - 06/08/09 04:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
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When the first thread has two dudes arguing about dishwashers and government handouts this thread needs one of two things. First, naked pics of Gia (new ones!) Second, CX3 to post something to create some real drama. I would prefer the former but would accept the later.
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#429071 - 06/08/09 04:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ava Rose is coming over for lunch. I'll post some pics.
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#429073 - 06/08/09 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I don't want to be in control. I also need my own space more than most girls. Guys seem to be cool with that.
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#429076 - 06/08/09 06:20 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Well, I hate the Schmoopie Doopie Poopie crap too. I only enjoy public displays of affection when it is socially inappropriate.
my faves are walking up to a fat chick and saying "oh congraaaaaah-tulations! when's it due?" and putting your hand on her stomach. the other one is pulling my g/f's dress or pants all the way down while at the grocery store, esp if she's got no panties. she throws a fit but deep down i think she knows its classic. i realize its childish.
inappropriate or aggressive hugging is also good- that's when girls you sorta know come up and give you that fake girl hug, but you just kinda hold onto 'em tight and don't let go and see how long you can hold out. they learn quickly, and that evening, with head on pillow, they resign to limiting hugs only to when they actually mean something or its someone they actually care about.
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#429080 - 06/08/09 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Food pics tmrw. Some shit about my mac unable to read raw files, which I know is utter bullshit since it read them yesterday. Maybe cuz it's a different camera.
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#429081 - 06/08/09 08:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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even tho gia pissed me off by talking shit about me when i was gone, she got me feeling a lil warm for her. oh yeah, follow me back bitch tweet tweet. 
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#429082 - 06/08/09 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Oh, you're on twitter? Cool. Looking for you on my follow list now. Can't find you. DM me.
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#429083 - 06/08/09 09:19 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Why I still got bored with them and hate public displays of affection and spooning, I have no idea.
Yeah i hate all the lovey dovey stuff. There was one guy at work who would call his girlfriend multiple times a day to tell her that he missed her, how the traffic was driving into work, what he ate for lunch, to make kisses down the phone "love you love you bye love you, no I love you more..." etc etc. He actually had a few different girlfriends during the time that I worked with him ( he never used to work much though he seemed to be making personal phonecalls all the time ) and he was exactly the same with each girlfriend. I think the main reason I don't like it is because I think this kind of behaviour is usually fake - you just want people to be real
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#429085 - 06/08/09 10:23 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Here is an example of a B/G relationship that worked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6F2qExLsicSure it burned out after a while but while it lasted it was good. I can't believe how young and happy Eric looks here....good pussy is my bet. Now, as far as you fags are concerned, I would never discriminate against you until you got in my face with your faginess, then....your are fired. If some guy communicated to me that he was fucking straight...,.I would fire his ass too.  EQUAL RIGHTS BABY!!
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#429086 - 06/08/09 10:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I thought you meant our Eric_iafd until I saw the clip.
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#429088 - 06/08/09 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Someone like you, sugar pants.
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#429089 - 06/08/09 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Which one of the many studly posters here at XPT are you secretly in love with?
She's openly posted she lusts for Have2cit, and made no bones about it.
Back to the business at hand:
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#429092 - 06/08/09 11:46 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Here's Ava Rose and I at the post-lunch Starbucks. 2 Girls 2 Cups. We both had black coffee. We're simple girls.
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http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/417828-PIC-0001.jpg[/image]
Cute photo! Two pretty girls meeting up for a coffee and a chat 
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#429094 - 06/09/09 05:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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I think Gia lusted after Windsock, the Dadaist bard of XPT, but he comes and goes like thw wind. Here today, gone tomorrow.
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#429095 - 06/09/09 05:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Lol. No, but I find Windsock profound and I could lose myself in his wandering train(wreck) of thought for hours, but my curiosity for him isn't a sexual kind. I could see a Herzog flick with him, but I'd be wary of strategic positioning of the popcorn bag.
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#429100 - 06/09/09 06:32 PM
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I thought you meant our Eric_iafd until I saw the clip.
This is not TMZ and Eric XPT is not a fukn celebrity.
Lets cut to the chase here Gia.....what kind of guy, or should I say what kind of partner are you looking for? Obviously you have entered into many unsatisfactory relationships. Which one of the many studly posters here at XPT are you secretly in love with? 
whorebot LIES.....I have been contacted for the inaugural season for "help im a XPT poster get me out of here"....few others have been contacted as well.....but I gottta keep it on the "hush hush"..... 
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Please tell us how you let your boy friends treat you like the dumb whore you so want to be. 
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