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#428990 - 06/07/09 08:46 PM Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Many of you here love Annette Schwartz. I'm not into piss, but I love that Annette is such a nasty slut. from blog.totallyannette.com "I really have no idea how much piss I’ve been drinking in my life. But I am sure it’s more than all the soft-drinks and all the alcohol drinks I got within my life. It starts in the morning when I’m drinking my own morning urin to do something good got me. It goes one over the day when I’m having sex with some guy and ask him to piss in my mouth, cause I want to experience all his tasty body fluids like sweat, spit, piss. I need to know how its taste, how the consistence is, which coulour it has, and how it smells. This need is extremely strong, it’s almost like it’s guiding and controlling me. I simply can’t live with out swallowing it or washing myself with pee! I love to gurgle it, let it drool all over me and my hair like I would take a shower. I love drinking piss like water! I just loooove piss!" Attachments 417620-pee-mouth-490x392.jpg (30 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#428991 - 06/07/09 09:04 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#428992 - 06/07/09 09:50 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. Wow, was that ever relevant. Beer and Germans. Right on point. You could have made a comment about showers too. Afterall, some people piss in the shower. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#428993 - 06/07/09 09:54 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	i thought this was another ryan knox thread. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#428994 - 06/07/09 09:58 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Personally, I would have figured you to be more of a Zyklon B in the shower type. Cumstains, you better duck. You are putting your posts on the green line between Coke's and mine. Edited by the unknown pervert (06/07/09 10:00 PM) _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#428995 - 06/07/09 10:15 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: i thought this was another ryan knox thread. Nope; just another opportunity for Coke to chime in... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#428996 - 06/07/09 10:15 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Personally, I would have figured you to be more of a Zyklon B in the shower type. Oh, I get it! You think I'm a racist so you said I like Zyklon B showers! He he he! That's brilliant! What are you doing in Shitwater, Kansas? You should be on Carrot Top's writing staff. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#428997 - 06/07/09 10:19 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Y~T Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/01/08 Posts: 71 Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...	I find her sexual doings disgusting, filthy, degrading, and totally strokeworthy. Slut it up AS.
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#428998 - 06/08/09 02:09 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
gokkunfan AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/07/07 Posts: 576 Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe	Can't be healthy.
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#428999 - 06/08/09 02:17 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Coke is just pissed (ha, ha) because TUP is more clever than he will ever be. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#429000 - 06/08/09 02:27 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Coke is just pissed (ha, ha) because TUP is more clever than he will ever be. Right, I could never match the "oh yeah, well you like zyklon B showers" thing. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#429001 - 06/08/09 03:09 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Can't be healthy. Would a double anal gangbang be any better? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#429002 - 06/08/09 04:01 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#429003 - 06/08/09 06:40 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Oh, I get it! You think I'm a racist so you said I like Zyklon B showers! He he he! Actually, I thought it right on point. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#429004 - 06/08/09 06:57 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Can't be healthy. Actually some cultures think urine has medicinal qualities. According to at least one muslim source, Mohammad prescribed camel milk mixed with urine when some new converts took ill. [It's easy enough to google for yourself if you doubt it.] Some Arab women use camel urine as a hair treatment. They swear it makes it more luxurious and kills germs/whatever that causes flaking. Some others use it to lighten hair. I remember reading last year about somebody in India making a soda out of cow urine. Found the link: CLICK TO SEE They claim "cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer." I used to tease Gen Padova about her professed urine drinking. But, she stood by it and seemed very serious about it. I had a girl friend in high school who contended that urine kill foot fungus. Her's is the only urine besides my own I knowningly allowed to touch my body since she insisted on peeing in the shower and I insisted on seeing her naked. I've peed it the shower ever since, and I've never had any foot fungus issues, so who knows? We in the west don't seem to like urine. But, we don't eat insects, either. Many others do that, too. I don't plan on ingesting either, but that's my prejudice. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#429005 - 06/08/09 07:00 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. Which would you say you've imbibed more of? Warm beer or urine? << Open Tap! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#429006 - 06/08/09 08:56 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Quote: Can't be healthy. Actually some cultures think urine has medicinal qualities. According to at least one muslim source, Mohammad prescribed camel milk mixed with urine when some new converts took ill. [It's easy enough to google for yourself if you doubt it.] Some Arab women use camel urine as a hair treatment. They swear it makes it more luxurious and kills germs/whatever that causes flaking. Some others use it to lighten hair. I remember reading last year about somebody in India making a soda out of cow urine. Found the link: CLICK TO SEE They claim "cow urine as a cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity and even cancer." I used to tease Gen Padova about her professed urine drinking. But, she stood by it and seemed very serious about it. I had a girl friend in high school who contended that urine kill foot fungus. Her's is the only urine besides my own I knowningly allowed to touch my body since she insisted on peeing in the shower and I insisted on seeing her naked. I've peed it the shower ever since, and I've never had any foot fungus issues, so who knows? We in the west don't seem to like urine. But, we don't eat insects, either. Many others do that, too. I don't plan on ingesting either, but that's my prejudice. thanks for the info, Cliff Claven _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#429007 - 06/08/09 09:04 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Glad to be of service! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#429008 - 06/08/09 09:34 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
gokkunfan AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/07/07 Posts: 576 Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe	Good for jellyfish stings.
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#429009 - 06/08/09 10:20 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. Edit: Wow, Coke has taken the role of obtuse killjoy to new lows and has a Western-Style "Stranger" partner in Fatman to pile on the inanity with him.
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#429010 - 06/08/09 04:06 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Big Red AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 469 Loc: In the Slums of Jersey	Pissing on chicks is one of my favorite pastimes _________________________ "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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#429011 - 06/08/09 05:21 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Quote: Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. I'll take your word for it. I've never tasted piss, so I have no point of reference. You, on the other hand ..... _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#429012 - 06/08/09 07:56 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. Nope. Attachments 417832-aventinus-bottle.jpg (13 downloads)
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#429013 - 06/09/09 09:05 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	One of the prettiest girls I ever fucked used to like to squat over the commode and piss while I was inside her. For some reason she thought this was supposed to feel good to me also. The shame the shame...... _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#429014 - 06/09/09 09:22 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	FLOP #10 includes piss ain't sex(y). -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#429015 - 06/09/09 01:09 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Nate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/15/05 Posts: 145 Loc: Whoreville	Pop yourself a Pisswasser _________________________ DUN DUN
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#429016 - 06/10/09 01:44 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
oregongaper Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/27/04 Posts: 62 Loc: go figure	Quote: Can't be healthy. Urine, as it leaves the body, is perfectly sterile. That isn't enough for me to want to drink it, but it don't make me no nevermind what some nasty slut like to drink. I don't watch piss porn, but her other scenes are pretty hot. _________________________ <----Melissa Black, doing her best cave imitation.
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#429017 - 06/10/09 07:52 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	For some reason I want to see Melissa Lauren piss on this chick while Jaime Gillis pisses on both of them _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#429018 - 06/11/09 02:14 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
Eminence Front Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/06 Posts: 775 Loc: Hollywood, CA	Annette is a pure fuck pig!!! A human toilet with no other purpose in life, except to be hole for cock. She should be a role model to every chick out there! _________________________ Join the Church of the Yellow Couch, the Max Hardcore Resource Center - MHRC http://groups.google.com/group/MHRC
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#429019 - 06/11/09 06:24 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. I'll take your word for it. I've never tasted piss, so I have no point of reference. You, on the other hand ..... I take it back I haven't had ALL beer, ice cold or flat and warm and I have only drank piss from a German boy. I was rather strange in my teen years. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#429020 - 06/13/09 03:23 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schwartz
butterman AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/16/06 Posts: 467 Loc: Yankee Stadium	Quote: Pissing on chicks is one of my favorite pastimes Pastime?? Like golfing, watching baseball, and running?? I guess there are worse hobbies. I still think it makes a hot scene-wish more directors would put it in their scenes. Keep up the great work Red !!! Do little pissing on the some PWs -it would be great to see !!
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#429021 - 06/13/09 03:49 PM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Quote: This is what concerns me when Germans say that American beer taste like piss. I have to consider that they may not just be using a figure of speech. ALL beer tastes like piss when it's flat and warm. I'll take your word for it. I've never tasted piss, so I have no point of reference. You, on the other hand ..... Aww fuck it.. I've said it before. Who hasn't eaten dirty pussy?. Nine out of ten Friday night/Saturday morning hook ups don't taste just right, yes?. Electro... ya like the way I stuck up for you in the name of stank twat?. Holla back grl. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#429022 - 06/14/09 08:13 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
aminkia Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/23/08 Posts: 176	Monkey see, monkey do... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related _________________________ I hate when guys say every girl can squirt then they proceed to finger fuck you like an epileptic jack hammer.(gia jordan)
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#429023 - 06/14/09 09:33 AM Re: Piss plays a big role in my life -Annette Schw
gokkunfan AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/07/07 Posts: 576 Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe	Quote: Monkey see, monkey do... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related Ape see, Ape do.
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