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#428074 - 06/03/09 08:37 AM Awesome email I received today
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Whore purchase information Saturday, May 30, 2009 6:11 AM From: "Virginia Simonds" <xclusivemodel@yahoo.es> To: jeff@jmvideo.net Dear sir, I run a club in spain and i am searching for whores, i would be interested in buy a whore, please you send me information. I am serious. Truly yours Xclusivemoldel. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#428075 - 06/03/09 09:55 AM Re: Awesome email I received today
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Several strip clubs in Detroit operate in a similar manner. They lease Eastern European whores who were lured to America under false pretenses. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#428077 - 06/03/09 01:35 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	This is a result of your own false advertising. Whores are rentals, but you are advertising like they are a long term investment. I submit, from http://www.jerkoffzone.com/shirts/shirts.html the following: This might be what confused the issue. Rental whores are available throughout the country, but I think you have to go to Thailand or somewhere to actually purchase one to keep. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy Attachments 416623-kane.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428078 - 06/03/09 01:59 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: This might be what confused the issue. Rental whores are available throughout the country, but I think you have to go to Thailand or somewhere to actually purchase one to keep. You can get them delivered to your home or a hotel if you want. There are no documents coming with the purchase. No money back, etc. And the people you have to deal with are kinda dodgy. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428079 - 06/03/09 02:09 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I think we are talking about keeping live whores. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428080 - 06/03/09 02:16 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Hah. Chuck, of course, live whores. My Albanian and Azeri contacts offer a wide variety of women. Basically, you just make your wishes known and they deliver. And all whores start out as living whores, don't they? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428081 - 06/03/09 02:26 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	But you don't get to keep them, they are rentals, right? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428082 - 06/03/09 02:40 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	No, you get to keep them. They don't want them back; you can do as you please with them. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428083 - 06/03/09 02:43 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I want one that is multi-orgasmic, is a really good cook, even though she doesn't eat half the stuff she makes, and knows when to shut up and listen. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428084 - 06/03/09 02:50 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	OK. I'll ask around. Do you mind multiple STDs? And if she constantly lies about everything, would that be a problem? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428085 - 06/03/09 02:56 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I guess buying a used rental isn't that good a deal after all. I'll keep looking, thanks. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428086 - 06/03/09 03:25 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Buying a whore is cool if I get to sell her afterwards. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#428087 - 06/03/09 03:27 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	FYI, there are no organic whores. Still interested? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428088 - 06/03/09 03:28 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	No problem. Most of them are made from plastic anyway. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#428089 - 06/03/09 04:08 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Sell him Gia. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#428090 - 06/03/09 04:25 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	Quote: Several strip clubs in Detroit operate in a similar manner. They lease Eastern European whores who were lured to America under false pretenses. right they totally don't care about that green card at the end of the rainbow.
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#428091 - 06/03/09 08:10 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	According to Joran Vandersloot, you can get $10,000 for a blond in Aruba. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#428092 - 06/03/09 09:05 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I want one that is multi-orgasmic, is a really good cook, even though she doesn't eat half the stuff she makes, and knows when to shut up and listen. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy MM should be very cheap. But, buyer beware. She may have been exposed to medication resistant viruses while doing a covermyface shoot. Not as bad as being exposed to the DonkeyLong pimply dong, but certainly risky. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#428093 - 06/03/09 09:43 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I'm sure it's like this - multi-orgasmic = selfish and demanding in bed really good cook, etc. = huge food budget knows when to shut up and listen = so stoned she spaces out in mid conversation. [derail] I spent a bit of time tonight researching the May 28, 1935 game between the Boston Braves and the Cincinnati Reds. The Reds had played the first MLB night game 3 days earlier, the day Babe Ruth was hitting his last 3 home runs in Pittsburgh. Crosley Field had a terrace in left field instead of a warning track. A fat and forty Babe Ruth fell on his face chasing a hit over his head on the terrace, walked off the field, and retired 2 days later. The '35 Braves hold the record for the worst winning percentage in the 20th century, so it's possible Ruth played on the best ('27 Yanks) and worst ('35 Braves) teams of all time. [/derail] -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#428094 - 06/04/09 08:40 AM Re: Awesome email I received today
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	He doesnt want to rent the whore, he wants to buy her. You know, like a dog. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#428095 - 06/04/09 10:15 AM Re: Awesome email I received today
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: He doesnt want to rent the whore, he wants to buy her. You know, like a dog. Yeah, Sell him Gia. She's worth at least $499.95 with all her mileage and what not. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#428096 - 06/04/09 01:36 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	^^ Believe me, I tried. My Albanian friends told me: "She no good, unclean." My Azeri contact told me flat out to "fuck off with this piece of failed whore." I'm waiting on a reaction from the Ukrainians. They have contacts in the Middle East and know how to sell 'damaged goods'. I just might break-even on this deal. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#428097 - 06/04/09 01:41 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	Quote: I'm sure it's like this - multi-orgasmic = selfish and demanding in bed really good cook, etc. = huge food budget knows when to shut up and listen = so stoned she spaces out in mid conversation. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy You know us whores... we're selfish, we spend too much money, and we self-medicate. You got me. _________________________
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#428098 - 06/04/09 01:41 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	If you can find a relative of Gia's in Pakistan and show him some of her porn, I'm sure he'd pay everything he has and whatever he could leverage to get his hands on her. The family honor depends on it. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#428099 - 06/04/09 03:35 PM Re: Awesome email I received today
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: If you can find a relative of Gia's in Pakistan and show him some of her porn, I'm sure he'd pay everything he has and whatever he could leverage to get his hands on her. You mean after he's thru jerking off, right?? Might I suggest "Service Animals #20". As far I can tell it's her only DP scene where she does ass-to-mouth that ends in a swallow ... that CAN'T be halal. Plus, IIRC, after the cumshot as a bonus only on the DVD, she draws an unflattering caricature of THE Prophet saying "Who farted?" _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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