I am reporting Smelly's claim to the FBI tomorrow. I wonder how many more innocent girls he's abused.

is it 7E?. If so you sunk my battleship.

This is starting to build up to the next great fued. So far LB is attacking first,but not scoring points. Monkey's comebacks are funny,as usual. LB,look at the Sammura v.Monkey posts,for tips.
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This is starting to build up to the next great fued. So far LB is attacking first,but not scoring points. Monkey's comebacks are funny,as usual. LB,look at the Sammura v.Monkey posts,for tips.

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I believe you are correct. Vegas set the odds at Monkey +10.

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This is starting to build up to the next great fued. So far LB is attacking first,but not scoring points. Monkey's comebacks are funny,as usual. LB,look at the Sammura v.Monkey posts,for tips.




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I believe you are correct. Vegas set the odds at Monkey +10.

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LB made a post that he knew how to push my buttons and would break me, so i decided to accept the challenge. I proved my point. Lb has nothing on me.

Jesus Christ, I spend a lost weekend stuck to the linoleum by an adhesive of my own vomit and look what happens.

What I wouldn't give to eavesdrop on that phone call...

(bring bring)

VO: FBI.

PP: Hello, I'm calling to report a child molester.

VO: Um... The FBI doesn't handle that. We only handle interstate crimes.

PP: But I don't know what state he's in. Except that he's NOT FUNNY!!!

VO: O-kaayy... Let me take down your name.

PP: I am Pussy Power.

VO: Excuse me?

PP: Pussy Power. No, two p's. Well, three. See, I was Lord Byron before--

VO: The poet with a clubfoot?

PP: Yes, quite right. But I couldn't remember my user ID, so now I am Pussy Power. Mister Pussy Power.

VO: Okay, Mr. Power. So where are you calling from.

PP: England.

VO: And how do you know this... What was his name?

PP: Smelly Monkey.

VO: ?

PP: Yes, I know. What a stupid name! And everyone thinks he's funny BUT HE'S NOT FUNNY!

VO: So you're Pussy Power and he's Smelly Monkey.

PP: Well, I used to think he was Jeff. I'm pretty sure he's the Arab, but, wait... I'm getting all confused.

VO: So, Pussy, Mr. Smelly Monkey has molested children?

PP: Yes.

VO: And how do you know this?

PP: Because he said so. There he was, saying so. He also is a gay lover of a well-known porn journalist, Scott Fayner, and at least before the operation he was a slut named Taylor Rain. He also is a serviceman in Iraq, you could maybe get a tip from the military, aye? He made a war with my m8s MattCasey and Dr. Porn, won't forgive him for that one either.

VO: Smelly Monkey assaulted Dr. Porn?

PP: They're well-known journalists here with Lesbian DVD Reviews. Quite brilliant, they're all over the fungal infections in vulvic interaction issue, and the story of porn producers reusing strap-on dildos in cut-rate lesbian productions.

PP: Alrighty then, Mr. Pussy...

VO: Thank you. He must be stopped. He has access to weapons even.

PP: Thank you.

(click)

(agent hangs up phone, writes up report: "Appears Mental.")

Seriously, it doesn't get any better then that. What could he of said, it couldn't of been far off from that. I love the say no to child porn avatar that he and smartt were rocking for a while, they do a far better job making themselves look like morons then i ever could. PP was the best one though, he was like a raw egg, all i had to do was tap on the soft outer shell and watch it split open and the gooey goods drip out.

SmilingArab Great post

That was funny as fuck! I'd like to see one about Sammura and her parole officer.