.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19073 Members
14 Forums
40348 Topics
614151 Posts

Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
Topic Options
#4253 - 07/12/03 09:36 AM A humble suggestion
simp Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
I love 'Gag Factor'. Just love it. Up until this beautifully streamlined series came out, pornography was a fumbling-in-the-dark enterprise. It was like panning for gold in a filthy mountain stream. 'Gag Factor' with its clear-eyed laser focus takes all those dull nuggets and boils away the impurities until- voila!- a brilliant bar of pure gold remains. 'Gag Factor' is poetry, it is the purest form of porn ever produced. Gorgeous. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line down a whore's throat, her head upsidedown so her dignity and identity can be obliterated by phlegm, snot, puke, and cum as it should be. Fucking whores!
Anyway, my idea to further hone the whore smelting process is to create a sort of vice that keeps her head LOCKED in position while it's upside down. Pad it if you must for minimum humaness, but make sure the dumb whore can't wriggle her head at all in any direction. She can thrash about her limbs if she wants, but her head (which coincidentally contains the fucked-up sensory organ she made the decision to appear in 'Gag factor' with) will be locked down for the duration. The more I ponder this, the more this seems the next logical step. And I know you have a crack engineering dept. at JM, what with the "drool stool" and 'American Bukkake's "cum bong" and all.
I hope this is helpful. Thanks.



Top
#4254 - 07/14/03 06:13 AM Re: A humble suggestion
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Simp,you are out of your fucking mind,yet I like your idea.This vice could come into play on a upcoming edition of Gag Factor but in the mean time,you may want to look into seeing a shrink because you my friend are on the edge.
_________________________
all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

Top
#4255 - 07/14/03 06:20 AM Re: A humble suggestion
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Simp,

I like what you are getting at, I think there are practical limitations to how much "laser focus" you can put in a video and still have a reasonably wide audience to sell it to.

That being said though, I'd love to see a scene in a Gag Factor where a girls head is inverted like you say, and maybe locked in a vise so she can't move or wriggle around.

It would have to be a specially designed vise perhaps made of plexiglass so you can see through to see her skin squished as she gets throatfucked.

Maybe we could do a whole line and call it "Vise City"

Malice
_________________________
Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/

Top
#4256 - 01/20/07 02:56 PM Re: A humble suggestion
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line down a whore's throat...






Didn't the headvice appear recently?
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#4257 - 01/20/07 03:12 PM Re: A humble suggestion
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
_________________________
Twitter.com/degraderzim

Top
#4258 - 01/20/07 03:41 PM Re: A humble suggestion
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Another question for the Gag Factor experts: Has Simp's voicebox request been put into practice yet?

Top
#4259 - 01/20/07 04:01 PM Re: A humble suggestion
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Another genius with a window on the future:

HG Wells, Jules Verne ... Simp!



God Bless You, Simp!!
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#4260 - 01/22/07 09:12 AM Re: A humble suggestion
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Another question for the Gag Factor experts: Has Simp's voicebox request been put into practice yet?




Not yet but we are working on it.
_________________________
all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

Top
#4261 - 01/22/07 10:45 AM Re: A humble suggestion
Ejac Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/21/05
Posts: 55
Simp, did I know you? It feels as though you were one of my long-lost whatever the fuck it was. A student of life, perhaps. Embellishment would do this proper.




_________________________
"Quah quah, quah quah."

Top
#4262 - 01/22/07 11:20 AM Re: A humble suggestion
Richard Hungwell Offline
Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
Every one wants to fucking invent something....!

Just tie her fucking head to the bed post...!
_________________________
100 Cigarettes

King Richard

Top
#4263 - 01/22/07 05:56 PM Re: A humble suggestion
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Quote:

Another question for the Gag Factor experts: Has Simp's voicebox request been put into practice yet?




Not yet but we are working on it.




Awesome!

Top



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 195 Guests and 4 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod