They've definitely gone soft lately, and my repressed rejection issues circa high school are boiling back up so lets see these guys step it up - give the girls a right hook, wrap a lamp cord around the neck, stuff a loaded shotgun up the ass, slam their heads in a car door 26 times as they recite the alphabet, and finally take them up to the roof of the hotel and toss em off the side after telling em to pretend like they're swimming on the way down, for the lulz.
now if you'll excuse me my realdoll needs help changing into her pajamas. Night night.