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#423006 - 05/09/09 04:45 PM BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Friday, we both had off because Elli had planned a special event for Mothers Day. We slept in, got some errands done and headed toward the ranch so I could get paid for the day before. We decided to stop at the bank to see how my paperwork was coming along to finally open a bank account. Well, all went well and I FINALLY HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT. YEEHAW!!! I actually opened a savings and checking and there's money in both already. I told the girl I hadn't had money to put in a savings account in about 20 years!! I am so happy to finally be doing good again. Elli has put money in both her savings and checking accounts so we are finally on our way to having our separate lives again.




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Last night, Elli took me to a dinner and show downtown in Reno. We went to The Eldorado to see the musical "Menopause"!!




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#423007 - 05/09/09 05:02 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Hmmmmmm. I think I had a bank account when I was 17 and started working getting ready for college. This cunt is what, 51, and is doing the samba that she finally has an account to put her earnings from the whore house of choice in the bank......I would like her to the results of her taking the wonderlick test that all pre draftees to the NFL take. If she gets over 8, I'd be surprised.
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#423008 - 05/09/09 05:10 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Desi, how is it that you say you're from the corporate world, but now you're just finally getting a bank account after 20 years? Happy Mother's Day. I'm not being a bitch here. i am truly wondering. How did you pay bills? Surely, walking to Western Union to get a money order every month must've been a pain in the inconvenient ass. What about other bills? You can't use a debit card if there's no account. Didn't your corporate jobs pre-porn have automatic check deposit? Didn't they give you 401K options? Even a money market account is considered a savings account. I'm totally confused.
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#423009 - 05/09/09 05:20 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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This part gets me.

We decided to stop at the bank to see how my paperwork was coming along to finally open a bank account.

Either you fill out paperwork and open an account on the spot or you don't. What's with paperwork coming along? Is this some bizarre poor hillbilly ritual?
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#423011 - 05/09/09 05:49 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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This part gets me.

We decided to stop at the bank to see how my paperwork was coming along to finally open a bank account.

Either you fill out paperwork and open an account on the spot or you don't. What's with paperwork coming along? Is this some bizarre poor hillbilly ritual?


I think they just look at someone like her and know they're going to have to do an in depth investigation with chexsystem (the collection outfit that handles deadbeats who overdraw their accounts.)
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#423012 - 05/09/09 06:37 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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they liked http://www.acecashexpress.com

shit walmart does check chasing.....




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#423013 - 05/09/09 06:41 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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I had a co-worker who told me his girlfriend couldn't get a checking account because she had multiple convictions for check fraud that spanned over a 5 year period. That was the first time I ever heard of anything like that and never heard of it since. I always thought he or his girl was full of shit.
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#423014 - 05/09/09 09:17 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Didn't they give you 401K options? Even a money market account is considered a savings account. I'm totally confused.




She's one of "the poors" Gia, the majority of the world. You really should get your nose out of the air and get to know us, you are missing out on a lot.

I happen to have a fondness for old, down on their luck whores.

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#423015 - 05/09/09 10:31 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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You're right, Charin. Lots of people don't have 401K options. It's just that Desi keeps saying that she's from such a professional background. Anyway, who cares about that. I'm still trying to figure out why and how she didn't have a bank account for 20 years.
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#423017 - 05/10/09 12:26 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Registered: 03/29/08
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dirty cant get a checking account
they send his miles paid here in hard check

i think he like, deposited empty envelopes and withdrew from an atm in his wayward youth or something lol

i cash them for him through mine
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#423018 - 05/10/09 12:29 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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What? He gets paid in Marlborough Miles?
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#423019 - 05/10/09 12:32 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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lol no
they pay something per mile
im not sure what
when they pay him its called his miles paid lol
they dont get hourly or anything- just however many miles they went they get paid the mileage for
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#423020 - 05/10/09 01:30 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Are you people hillbillies or what? It's obvious that during Desi's corporate titan days her assets were held in escrow accounts by lawyers and brokers who were executing a complicated tax avoidance strategy.










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#423021 - 05/10/09 10:24 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Good, now maybe the bitch can wire me the $500 I lent her back in 06. Desi, wheres my money?????????
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#423022 - 05/11/09 08:23 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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You're right, Charin. Lots of people don't have 401K options. It's just that Desi keeps saying that she's from such a professional background. Anyway, who cares about that. I'm still trying to figure out why and how she didn't have a bank account for 20 years.


I'll bet Elli's baby-daddy is a loan-shark named Roscoe who lives in a double-wide a few clicks outside of Rogersville, TN, who agreed to forgive all her outstanding moonshine-purchase debts in return for a single screw. Sadly, the possum-intestine condom broke, flooding her womb with redneck-jizz, and the rest is history.

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#423023 - 05/11/09 03:59 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Uh....Ohhhhhh......You know about Rogersville ?
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#423024 - 05/16/09 01:06 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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I had heard that Warren Buffett got lost in the nevada desert.....coming upon this young lady asked for water and directions...she said sure only if you co sign on a checking account for me and my kin.....parched and disoriented he agreed......and who sayes ya get get lucky in vegas or nev...or where ever!

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#423025 - 05/22/09 05:04 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Your sheer intelligence on this thread shows who the real hillbillies are. You really are dumbasses!!

If you have bad credit, you cannot open a bank account these days. The world knows my credit situation so no big surprise. All I can say is beware of what you say. In the economic times we all find ourselves, you could end up here just as easily. NEVER SAY NEVER!!

We can't have a savings account or 401k if we don't have enough to live on. Again, a problem of millions in the world these days so say what you will about me. You could be in the same spot someday soon. NEVER SAY NEVER!!

Why do you think we all come to porn?? It sure ain't for your warm and charming personalities!! Most girls in porn came here because they couldn't live on what the world pays women in most jobs available to us. The rest come to support their drug habits.

I used to have bank accounts, retirement accounts and a great credit score. Thanks to an ex husband who had the money for expensive attorneys, I no longer do. But that's okay. I'm working now and making good money. I can get it all back with hard work. Something I know most of you producers know nothing about. You sit with your cock in your hand playing with yourself while the rest of us work for a living.

I was a single mom working 3 jobs to support my family by myself. What the fuck have any of you ever done except exploit the weakness of others in order to use them for your own gain??? You sure don't share the wealth in porn.

JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY IN PORN AND YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BIGGEST USERS AND ABUSERS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#423026 - 05/22/09 09:48 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Your sheer intelligence on this thread shows who the real hillbillies are. You really are dumbasses!!

If you have bad credit, you cannot open a bank account these days. The world knows my credit situation so no big surprise. All I can say is beware of what you say. In the economic times we all find ourselves, you could end up here just as easily. NEVER SAY NEVER!!

We can't have a savings account or 401k if we don't have enough to live on. Again, a problem of millions in the world these days so say what you will about me. You could be in the same spot someday soon. NEVER SAY NEVER!!

Why do you think we all come to porn?? It sure ain't for your warm and charming personalities!! Most girls in porn came here because they couldn't live on what the world pays women in most jobs available to us. The rest come to support their drug habits.

I used to have bank accounts, retirement accounts and a great credit score. Thanks to an ex husband who had the money for expensive attorneys, I no longer do. But that's okay. I'm working now and making good money. I can get it all back with hard work. Something I know most of you producers know nothing about. You sit with your cock in your hand playing with yourself while the rest of us work for a living.

I was a single mom working 3 jobs to support my family by myself. What the fuck have any of you ever done except exploit the weakness of others in order to use them for your own gain??? You sure don't share the wealth in porn.

JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY IN PORN AND YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BIGGEST USERS AND ABUSERS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Let me first say that I'm not trying to pick on you or anything, but your two statements that I put in bold are completely 100% FALSE.

My roommate last year got fired from the hotel we both work at, got her car repossessed, couldn't pay her student loans, amongst the other credit card/loans she had. Mind you this was for over six months, and she still was able to open a bank account! At Bank of America no less.

You are working at the Bunnyranch. Even if you only got a customer once a day for two weeks, you would have made more money than she has made in the last nine months! You obviously are holding back on this story of why they won't let you open an account.

Again I'm not trying to join the crowd and pile on here, but I gotta call bullshit when I see it.
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#423027 - 05/23/09 07:22 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Desi's post should probably read " If you have judgements against you, and you put money in a bank account, then they will know about it and come after it." Or something to that extent. It has been a while, but I think all you need to open a bank account is a valid ID and money. Unless she was denied a checking account, because she has written bad checks in the past. I never heard of that, but it may be a possibility. But really, the I doubt she has made enough at the whore ranch to fill a mason jar with nickels.
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#423028 - 05/28/09 04:48 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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more funny bank stuff from her blog

The past couple of days have been slow but steady. We both had Wednesday off and were supposed to go exploring in the mountains with our neighbor. I woke Elli up around 11am to say we needed to get going and she wasn't too happy about it. After some touchy moments, I decided to get away for a while and run my errands. The first thing on my list was to head to the bank to make a deposit so I could pay some bills. I still hadn't received my checks and ATM card so I was going to get a money order to mail out to get one of them taken care.

Unlike Cali which has very few drive thrus, Wells Fargo here has a nice big drive thru so I drove up and sent in my deposit. I had decided I would send a check from my new account kit so I didn't even have to go in. That was, until the bank manager came to the speaker and said there was a problem with my account. I could either come in to take care of it now or she could send my paperwork back so I could come in at a later date. Since I needed to pay bills, I had to opt for immediate action.

I went in and found out that they had decided to close my new account. I guess the home office looked at my credit report and decided I couldn't have an account after all. Then comes the best news of all . . . they had sent my money out by check so I had to wait for my money. Now I was really pissed off. The manager had signed off on my account when I opened it. I had deposited cash so I wanted my cash back. They said they had 10 days to get my money to me by check. I said "Great, tell that to the companies I owe bills on"!! This is exactly why I'd like to see the banking systems fail. They only cater to the people with big bucks, the rest of us they treat like shit!! I mean, REALLY, they took my cash and wouldn't give it back like I REALLY got time to wait!!!

Needless to say, I still don't have my money. Yesterday, I received my checkbook along with a letter saying they were closing my account. Does that really make sense?? Order me checks and then close my account. If I was a bad risk, I would've taken those checks and written them all over town. I'm waiting to see if they deducted the price of the checks from the amount they're sending me. Oh they think I made a scene the other day . . . they better not try to charge me for those checks!!!


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#423029 - 05/28/09 05:42 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS Desi Foxx opens a bank account
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Already posted on this board. Thanks for nothing.

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