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#42288 - 07/30/04 04:45 PM Scott Fayner needs to go
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Thats the final straw, i just checked out lukeford and its is less then trash, there isn't one piece of interesting information on the site at all, he is now begging pornstars for photoshoots ON THE SITE. Surely he can do that shameless work in his own time and not use the site to do it. In a full week thats all he can come up with, begging jenna to do a photo shoot with him, announce that teagan swallow the ball that holds her tongue ring in place and that you can hire haley from ladirect, thats what he comes up with in a week?. If it wasn't for wanker wangs amusing picture of brandon irons which has made the rounds here at xxxporntalk it would've been a complete disaster. Anyway he has now driven the site as low as it could go into the ground and its time for lukeford to rid itself of fayner, question is who should take over?. I will poll it.




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#42289 - 07/30/04 04:59 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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Sammura.
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#42290 - 07/30/04 05:10 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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Does Taylor Rain come with the job?
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#42291 - 07/30/04 05:17 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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If I had that domain, I'd give it back to Luke (though I'm positive he'd destroy the archives, or at least the ones that mention his real name. Ironic, isn't it?)

Speaking of that site: vintage monkey

Skeeter Kerkove's anti-monkey jihad

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#42292 - 07/30/04 08:01 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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If I had that domain, I'd give it back to Luke (though I'm positive he'd destroy the archives, or at least the ones that mention his real name. Ironic, isn't it?)

Speaking of that site: vintage monkey

Skeeter Kerkove's anti-monkey jihad





Wow you can dig those up. Amamzing. Try and figure out which ones are the fake monkey, god i miss skeeter, what an idiot that guy is. Smiling arab, if you can find the one where i convience the kerkavoes that i was skeeters parole officer i will give you a two handed blow job.
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#42293 - 07/30/04 09:13 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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Wow you can dig those up. Amamzing. Try and figure out which ones are the fake monkey, god i miss skeeter, what an idiot that guy is. Smiling arab, if you can find the one where i convience the kerkavoes that i was skeeters parole officer i will give you a two handed blow job.




How the hell did you find those?

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#42294 - 08/02/04 08:04 AM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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There are only a few others with the comments intact, none of which were very interesting except to watch Skeeter go completely insane. That's funny, once, but he ain't got a lot of range.

"Hi, I am (insert name of Skeeter-hater here), and I would like to give (insert typically homosexual erotic practice here) to (insert name of second Skeeter-hater here). Please love me, because I am sad and jealous of Bridgette Kerkove and Skeeter's glamorous life and their walk-in closets full of blue bandannas."
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#42295 - 08/02/04 04:12 PM Re: Scott Fayner needs to go
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There are only a few others with the comments intact, none of which were very interesting except to watch Skeeter go completely insane. That's funny, once, but he ain't got a lot of range.

"Hi, I am (insert name of Skeeter-hater here), and I would like to give (insert typically homosexual erotic practice here) to (insert name of second Skeeter-hater here). Please love me, because I am sad and jealous of Bridgette Kerkove and Skeeter's glamorous life and their walk-in closets full of blue bandannas."




I will ignore the jealous of bridgette comment, but the walk in closet full of blue bandannas gave me the image of a kerkove cribs special, bridgette taking the camera crew outside and blurting out "this is the pride and joy of the family, this is the only one of these in the world, we had it custom made, an olympic sized above ground pool, as they come back in side and close the sliding door a little too hard what appeared to be a normal book case flies open to see skeeters secret gimp room, with doron d bent over a horse saddle holder wearing christina like leather chaps and a ball gag firmly placed around his mouth, he begins to moan out as if to say, what the fuck i came here two days ago for a little fun and you fuckers left me in here, let me the fuck out, a red faced bridgette asks the camera crew to please ignore that and scrap it from filming as she reaches over to the fake book case and close its shut to a louder moaning doron d as the you see the light on his face begin to disappear as the bookcase gets closer to closing.
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