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#422496 - 05/07/09 08:43 PM My First Article for AVN
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN. All my porn friends inspired me to write about the secret enclave of porn stars on Twitter. Check it out in this month's May issue. Read:

'Life is Tweet in Porn Valley' by Gia Jordan

I love how they put it right under the AVN logo and added the little Twitter bird. I love it!



Click to read where it starts on page 94!!!


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#422497 - 05/07/09 08:55 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Your link is not working. it goes to avn but not your article. Direct link please.

See Miss Saudi Arabia thread in awop while you are at it.

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#422498 - 05/07/09 09:03 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Click the first option where it says READ. Then click through the pages. Sorry, I forgot which page. I'm usually very servicey. And, thank you, Bornyo.
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#422499 - 05/07/09 09:33 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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I gave up. Too many ads.
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#422500 - 05/07/09 09:50 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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I read over your article. You have some real talent in writing. keep up the good work.

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#422501 - 05/07/09 09:51 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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I gave up. Too many ads.




I edited my post to put up the faster link to read my story.
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#422502 - 05/07/09 09:53 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
adult411 Offline
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its page 100 101

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#422503 - 05/07/09 09:56 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Thank you.
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#422504 - 05/07/09 10:17 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Good article. My own opinion on Twitter is that it will turn out to have been just a fad. I read a stat somewhere saying that half of all newly created Twitter accounts become inactive after 1 month. People get sick of it.
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#422505 - 05/07/09 10:51 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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#422506 - 05/07/09 11:57 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Very Cool
Congrats Gia
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#422507 - 05/08/09 12:18 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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I'm so fucking over Sasha Grey, who made her the John Lennon of porn?


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#422508 - 05/08/09 01:23 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Sasha looks ok. But I could never beat my meat to her..
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#422509 - 05/08/09 01:32 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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yay Gia!
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#422510 - 05/08/09 01:53 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Very nice Gia, very nice indeed. Well done. Way to...

-Keep It Dirty
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#422511 - 05/08/09 02:33 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Quote:

Sasha looks ok. But I could never beat my meat to her..




Why?

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#422512 - 05/08/09 02:57 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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great article, I actually hate twitter a little less for having read it..

really though, well written.
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#422513 - 05/08/09 05:05 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Pornstars, CEOs, ministers of foreign affairs, whoever:

"Twittering is just randomly bragging about your unexceptional life."

Keep at it, though. It'll keep you from doing more harmful things.
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#422514 - 05/08/09 05:17 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Sweet article Gia, great job!
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#422515 - 05/08/09 05:51 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 04/26/09
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Quote:

I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN.




Is it ironic that you first article is in a mag with Sasha on the cover? Life can be funny...


Edited by geek (05/08/09 05:52 AM)

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#422516 - 05/08/09 06:13 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Congrats Gia on getting an article posted in avn , and after reading it there is only one direction you can go on article two, monks

p.s topic idea is male performers who also perform in the gay side of the business either on camera or off, im sure avn will be down with it considering the number of hardcore gay images I saw flicking through the mag to get to your story.

Quote:

Quote:

I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN.




Is it ironic that you first article is in a mag with Sasha on the cover? Life can be funny...




I fail to see the irony, can you please explain.
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#422517 - 05/08/09 06:35 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Baby G has just transitioned to a whole new space; Photojournalist. Congrats, nice article. You are the poster child for every PW in the business that there can be life after porn besides a trailer and a baby daddy.
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#422518 - 05/08/09 06:51 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

Quote:

I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN.




Is it ironic that you first article is in a mag with Sasha on the cover? Life can be funny...




Why? Sasha and I get along great. The real irony is that my birthday is the same month as the May issue.
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#422521 - 05/08/09 12:04 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Quote:

The real irony is that my birthday is the same month as the May issue.




The real irony is that a former PW doesn't know what irony means. Wait, that isn't irony either.
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#422522 - 05/08/09 12:22 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 11/09/04
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Congrats Gia!!! Nicely written! You are talented... and may I humbly suggest you aim higher than the cess pool of the porn biz? You could make more money in a mainstream publication?

PS-- I prefered your avatar showing those lovely nipples of yours.
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#422523 - 05/08/09 12:36 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
Janet Mason Offline
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Congratulations, Gia! Both on the publication as well as the quality of your writing. Good for you!
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#422524 - 05/08/09 01:18 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
Tritone Offline
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Congrats on this professional milestone, Gia. I figured Marie Luv would be featured. She always had a very active blog prior to the Twitter explosion.

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#422525 - 05/08/09 01:22 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Nice Gia... well done. Maybe bring that issue into raw food cooking class and show Ms Superbowl Sunday what's what.
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#422526 - 05/08/09 02:44 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 04/26/09
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN.




Is it ironic that you first article is in a mag with Sasha on the cover? Life can be funny...




Why? Sasha and I get along great. The real irony is that my birthday is the same month as the May issue.




I'll have to go back and study the clans of xpt thread along with sash-oriented posts. Seems she gets the shit kicked out of her quite a bit around here. Thought you were in on it. Accept my most humble of apologies.

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#422527 - 05/08/09 04:35 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 02/17/09
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Quote:

I fail to see the irony, can you please explain.



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#422528 - 05/08/09 04:37 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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#422529 - 05/08/09 04:41 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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#422530 - 05/08/09 05:19 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Congrats G. Speaking as a professional writer, I hope you pulled off the hardest part of writing an article like that.

Getting paid.
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#422531 - 05/08/09 08:48 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 02/16/09
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Quote:

I am so excited to tell you all that I wrote my first article for AVN. All my porn friends inspired me to write about the secret enclave of porn stars on Twitter. Check it out in this month's May issue. Read:

'Life is Tweet in Porn Valley' by Gia Jordan

I love how they put it right under the AVN logo and added the little Twitter bird. I love it!



Click to read where it starts on page 94!!!




Ohh wow, this is a good read! Nice work baby g.
Duke
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#422533 - 05/08/09 10:29 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
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Quote:

Congrats on this professional milestone, Gia. I figured Marie Luv would be featured. She always had a very active blog prior to the Twitter explosion.




Idea for second article: The Tritone Effect.
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#422534 - 05/09/09 12:49 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
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Well done Gia, it's always exciting to see your name in the byline.

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#422535 - 05/09/09 01:03 AM Re: My First Article for AVN
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
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BTW anyone else notice Jim Powers is interviewed on page 122?

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#422536 - 05/09/09 01:43 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

BTW anyone else notice Jim Powers is interviewed on page 122?




That article is total comedy! Written by Nelson X and photos by Gia Jordan!

The best part was when Jim said two long lost brothers reunited on a bukkake set after being estranged from each other for 10 years because they were both in prison.
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#422537 - 05/09/09 01:51 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Posts: 4470
Hey, what better way to celebrate your freedom & sibling reunion of two sex felons by dropping a nut into a whore's eye?...legally, of course.
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#422538 - 05/09/09 01:56 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No. They both discovered each other AT the bukkake.
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#422539 - 05/09/09 02:03 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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OK, spur of the moment celebration.
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#422540 - 05/09/09 05:05 PM Re: My First Article for AVN
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Quote:

No. They both discovered each other AT the bukkake.




No screen writer on acid could write that shit. Needs to be a movie. Someone call the Coen brothers.
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