Sweet idea. I can see the profiles:
"Brooklyn is a five foot blonde from Kentucky, with daddy issues, a strong addiction to coke and xanax and D cups. She hopes to one day get knocked up by a drunken executive, so she can have her lawyer get a big fat child support check in her mailbox every month. Her other aspirations are bringing about world peace and learning to go upside down on a dance pole.
Her Likes: Guys that tip larger than $1 bills, Jagermeister
Dislikes: Guys that soil their pants during lapdances, sad clowns
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