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#419494 - 04/27/09 11:18 AM Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Taryn Thomas, famous for flaking out and being a prostitute, was due to appear at a porno store in San Diego County, but called the store's owners and said she couldn't come because she had "that swine flue they're talking about on TV."

She was seen the next day with a distinct odor of alcohol on her breath, leading many to believe she had "bottle flu" instead.

Way to go, Chub Chub you vile whore...milk those infectious diseases for all they're worth.

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#419495 - 04/27/09 11:30 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Willie, what has she ever done to you to deserve this eternal wrath?

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#419497 - 04/27/09 12:07 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I could care less if she's a drunk or druggie or flaked on shoots. She's a good looking, filthy pig, that does nasty shit on camera when she shows up. That's A OK in my book. I'd love to see Duke and Red work her over the next time she's back home in Jersey.
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#419498 - 04/27/09 12:20 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Big Red Offline
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Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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I could care less if she's a drunk or druggie or flaked on shoots. She's a good looking, filthy pig, that does nasty shit on camera when she shows up. That's A OK in my book. I'd love to see Duke and Red work her over the next time she's back home in Jersey.



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#419499 - 04/27/09 12:31 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
What porn store in San Diego was it? Any info or a picture of the ad?

This sounds like a good local investigative journalist piece...especially if it turns out to be true!
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#419500 - 04/27/09 01:25 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 316
Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church
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I could care less if she's a drunk or druggie or flaked on shoots. She's a good looking, filthy pig, that does nasty shit on camera when she shows up. That's A OK in my book. I'd love to see Duke and Red work her over the next time she's back home in Jersey.




You are correct sir, she is Duke and Red material. There's no way someone like Holly could help her, but Duke and Red could apply just the right makeup.
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#419501 - 04/27/09 03:09 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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You are correct sir, she is Duke and Red material. There's no way someone like Holly could help her, but Duke and Red could apply just the right makeup.


True story: Taryn used to get boozed up and show up at cosmetic trade shows demanding free stuff because she was a big-time "star." She's been kicked out of at least two of them after throwing hissy fits when she doesn't get her way.

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#419502 - 04/27/09 03:18 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
i can't help but think this is a girl that's crying on the inside.

(cue video clip of taryn's meatholes breakdown remixed with swineflu overdubs - ahh if only we could embed videos on here i'd be working on this now).

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#419503 - 04/27/09 03:19 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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i can't help but think this is a girl that's crying on the inside.




Mark, I thought that was symptom/prerequisite #4 for being a whore?
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#419504 - 04/27/09 03:20 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
On a side note, I've seen a red landing strip on her, are there any videos of her with her natural hair color?
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#419505 - 04/27/09 03:27 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I firmly believe Ms. Thomas misunderstood the news broadcasts and was being completely honest. What she thought she had was WINE or maybe WHINE flu !
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#419506 - 04/30/09 09:33 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
For whores, Swine Flu is this years cancer.
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#419507 - 04/30/09 12:42 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Well, you do tend to lose weight if you get the flu, so this may be a blessing in disguise.
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#419508 - 05/01/09 01:48 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College


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#419509 - 05/01/09 02:11 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
^^^
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#419510 - 05/06/09 09:00 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Holly shit, shes lucky to still be alive. While she may have a fake swine flu, that dude is a real stalker.
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#419511 - 05/06/09 09:12 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Who is the dude in the picture? What's his story?
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#419512 - 05/06/09 10:09 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Who is the dude in the picture? What's his story?


He goes by Bono-one on ADT. He's a night-stockboy for a Safeway store here in Scottsdale. He's also a whore-stalker in the mode of A.C. Cream, except he's more like Gomer Pyle, whereas A.C. is more Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

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#419513 - 05/16/09 05:14 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Colonel Klink Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 178
Loc: Luft Stalag 13
When it comes to swine flu Taryn is just too petite and sexy to be compared to swine, I imagine one of the bigger gals like Ryan Conner or Lauren Phoenix would be likely to get the swine flu. The answer would be obvious for male porn stars, Ron Jeremy has had the swine flu for 20 years now.

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#419514 - 05/16/09 08:24 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
^^^ OK, who's alt is this?
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#419515 - 05/18/09 09:14 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Did she make a cumback after all?
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#419516 - 05/19/09 11:25 AM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
desh Offline
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Registered: 05/16/09
Posts: 64
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^^^ OK, who's alt is this?




It's my alt. Now go fuck yourself.

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#419517 - 06/01/09 11:27 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Here is Taryn's new blog which tells you all the latest information about herself, her production company and her fiance.
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#419518 - 06/02/09 12:42 PM Re: Taryn Thomas Has the H1N1 Swine Flu
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
WD, In truth which is more in danger in a face-off?

Taryn Thomas or The Swine Flu.

I think all her other infections would overwhelm that poor little piggy and he'd squeal all the way, all the way home.
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