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#419313 - 04/27/09 05:17 AM XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Im in the yearly theme. This is the list of who I feel are the most important posters on XPT right now, please feel free to add people that I have missed, agree or disagree with my selections, etc.

1. Eric/Eric Who/Not Eric:


Right now there isnt a poster I enjoy reading more than Eric. He brings something completely different to the board, people either love him or hate him, and dare I say there hasn't been a person who's already standing in a 6 foot hole happy to stick the shovel back into the ground and keep on digging since sammura, both have self destructive natures.

2. Electrostatic



I set up a thread 'pro electro thread" it has 172 responses, bishop set up a con version it has 60 responses, whatever it is electro does, it gets a reaction from the board, bornyo is usually laid back with a go with the flow attitude and hates electro to the core.

3.Marley Mason:


Always nice to have a PW who is willing to mix it up, enjoyed mini feuds with electro and ryan knox, and ac cream private post to her,has potential for more.

4.Mark J:



Hands down the most creative poster right now, I enjoy his posts a lot, guy is on point.


Honorable mention: Gypnod, having the board vote you winner of the all ugly tourney, crazy personality swings, constantly contradicting herself, natural beauty with a vile personality.


Who have I missed? Who have I unfairly listed and why?



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#419314 - 04/27/09 08:17 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Facetious & sarcastic as it is, Monkey, I'm happy to entertain!
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#419315 - 04/27/09 09:28 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Bishop Offline
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Good list Pop,but I would swap out electro for jigaloo...
Electro has a home here nodoubt but she can be...kind of a loose cannon. Don't sleep on jigaloo,that mofo is comical..
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#419316 - 04/27/09 11:47 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Oops I didn't do it right the first time. Let's try again.
Thanks Monkey...

Question for the board:



Disclaimer: I have nothing personal against AC or Swami, but maybe that's because I never let them get too close.

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#419317 - 04/27/09 10:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
You be careful with that Chris Connor guy, he's already killed one whore and stalked dozens more. Don't wind up like Kiki Daire.


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#419318 - 04/28/09 12:33 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Facetious & sarcastic as it is, Monkey, I'm happy to entertain!




In that case share some more stories about bree, similar to the one where she said she only trusts like 10 people to drive her home when shes drunk,etc

Quote:

Good list Pop,but I would swap out electro for jigaloo...
Electro has a home here nodoubt but she can be...kind of a loose cannon. Don't sleep on jigaloo,that mofo is comical




Ohh no , electro has to be on the list, its not the most popular posters of 2009, electro has rattled the cages of people who I thought couldn't be gotten to or something, bornyo, cleetus, jrv and now mon*.


Quote:

Should I post the PM that Swami sent when I first reged?






Ohh dear god yes, in fact if you have more than a few from various industry stalkers and or normal fanbois you should start a thread , posting them all.

Quote:

You be careful with that Chris Connor guy, he's already killed one whore and stalked dozens more. Don't wind up like Kiki Daire.





Stepping on dangerous ground willie, Chris will sue
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#419319 - 04/28/09 01:36 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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Monkey, is this you following me on twitter?



EDIT: good idea about the fanboi mail thread, I'm sure Gia has quite a few as well!


Attachments
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Edited by MarleyMason (04/28/09 01:38 AM)
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#419320 - 04/28/09 09:42 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
mark j for the win!

marleys the coolness too


and yes marley post it like, NOW lol
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#419321 - 04/28/09 11:59 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

In that case share some more stories about bree, similar to the one where she said she only trusts like 10 people to drive her home when shes drunk,etc




Not specifically "friends to drive her home when she's drunk...", Monkey, just friends in general. Her attitude probably shines through & people just don't want to be involved with her beyond sleeping with her, because they know she's easy. I just happened to escort her home one or two evenings because she asked me to (probably with the intention of getting laid), after dancing one night @ Shangri-La West here in Ft. Wayne. She downed no less than 8 JagerBombs in a period of 6 hours. Girl can certainly hold her booze, although not during a blowjob. If you tried to face fuck her, she'd run into her bathroom & blow chunks.

The girl doesn't make an effort to trust or really get close to anyone that doesn't do something for her, as evidenced by her overreaction / lies in court about me. Not to mention follow-up threats from her lawyer (Randy Fisher) to have me incarcerated on felony charges. Outside this "circle of friends", the only others she deals with in her personal life are the random guys she fucks around with from quarter to quarter. For the most part, those people are limited to her Teletubby personal assistant (April Rapp), 5-6 female friends, and her latest douchebag / wigger / flavor of the month.

As far as other stories, meh, Rachel's not a very exciting person. She had a local rivalry with Allie Foster a year ago - details which I won't get into, because I don't know the full story. On the way to the clinic to get my blood drawn, she tore into that can of worms like a mother robin. She also whined & cried about how the girls at the strip club were teasing her for being a whore, intruding on THEIR workspace (ala JM's Violation of Hillary Scott). We also went hunting through every adult shop possible in Fort Wayne to buy up copies of her Penthouse cover, so she could sell them for inflated prices at her dance appearances (rather than just buying them direct from Penthouse?). In hindsight, she's just a stubborn lil' Ukranian girl who thinks that everyone should bow down to her "I'm a princess" personality.

On the other hand, Allie is good people in my book, and she doesn't thrive on fucking jungle music either. Couldn't get Rach to go to a rock concert (or anywhere else really) to save her slutty hide, but I think that was more because her sole interest in me was a booty call. Hindsight is 20/20, oh well.
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#419322 - 04/28/09 02:29 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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I need more votes before I make my decision, even though it's obvious what the "masses" want.

Hey pretty, how's it goin? Happy early birthday!
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#419323 - 04/28/09 02:32 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
gia jordan Offline
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Eric, are you wearing a monk outfit in your avatar? All too telling if so.
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#419324 - 04/28/09 02:37 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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This entire thread is bullshit.

Coke Stevenson is to XPT as the United States is to the UN: hated for being the lone superpower.


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#419325 - 04/28/09 02:48 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
gia jordan Offline
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Coke = Darth + Gunker
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#419326 - 04/28/09 02:49 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
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Quote:

Eric, are you wearing a monk outfit in your avatar? All too telling if so.




Looks like a brown hoodie and a backpack to me...

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#419327 - 04/28/09 03:26 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

Eric, are you wearing a monk outfit in your avatar? All too telling if so.




Sometimes I wish I could take a vow of silence. My big mouth gets me in alot of trouble.

Newports: A very heavy goddam backpack loaded with my camera gear. I think that was 2007 in Vegas? I tend to park that shit & take only the essentials these days.
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#419328 - 04/28/09 03:33 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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Eric, do you still have your chops?
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#419329 - 04/28/09 03:52 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Nope, full beard right now.

Going for that Charlie Manson look, sans Swastika. And, well, it's dirty blonde/red instead (natural).
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#419330 - 04/28/09 03:59 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:

Coke = Darth + Gunker




Heh...No offense to Gunker cause he's flamed Coke Priapism to cinders with little to no effort, but that's exactly why Gia should be on this list. She's fucken killin lately.
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#419331 - 04/28/09 04:00 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:


Nope, full beard right now.

Going for that Charlie Manson look, sans Swastika.




You mean like the kind Luke had when he went on and on about Holly dumping him?
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#419332 - 04/28/09 04:11 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I never paid any attention to that (fake?) jew fuck. Pics?

Maybe it's just a chemical thing for guys who get shit on by whores - with all due respect to Ms. Randall - to grow facial hair & look like neanderthals? I dunno. I only play Freud on TV.
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#419333 - 04/28/09 04:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cameronkeys Offline
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MArley FTW!!
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#419334 - 04/28/09 05:40 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009 *DELETED*
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#419335 - 04/28/09 07:39 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Monkey, is this you following me on twitter?



EDIT: good idea about the fanboi mail thread, I'm sure Gia has quite a few as well!






I will never twitter, unlike the majority of people im aware im not interesting enough to have my every moment posted on some site, and i'll never do anything ashton kutcher does, I wont fuck demi moore, I wont star in awful movies with cameron diaz and I won't use twitter, I will however ride shotgun with eric next time he needs someone to hold the flash light while he looks through his binoculars outside of rachels place.

Quote:

Not to mention follow-up threats from her lawyer (Randy Fisher) to have me incarcerated on felony charges




LOL why mention the lawyers name? Is it some weird thing about mentioning a persons full name proves you are telling the truth?

Quote:

Couldn't get Rach to go to a rock concert (or anywhere else really) to save her slutty hide, but I think that was more because her sole interest in me was a booty call. Hindsight is 20/20, oh well.




I asked her about that (through her myspace) and she said it was because she was embarrassed to be seen dating the banjo playing kid from deliverance.



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#419336 - 04/28/09 11:40 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Claude Goddard Offline
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Mark J is the funniest poster, imo.

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#419337 - 04/29/09 02:31 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
Quote:






Where'd you get that there photo, boy!???

Monkey, you got a purdy mouth.
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#419338 - 04/29/09 10:00 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
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I nominate Alex Panzer for the list. He adds a lot of useful content to the board aswell as much needed commentary. He is also not afraid to tells it as he sees it.

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#419339 - 04/29/09 11:04 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Monkey said:
Quote:


Electrostatic



I set up a thread 'pro electro thread" it has 172 responses, bishop set up a con version it has 60 responses, whatever it is electro does, it gets a reaction from the board, bornyo is usually laid back with a go with the flow attitude and hates electro to the core.




Thanks Monkey. But I don't think I belong on this list. I wasn't aware I rattled all those cages.
Who knew we had so many electrosensantives...



Quote:

Mark J:



Hands down the most creative poster right now, I enjoy his posts a lot, guy is on point.



WIN!! I wish he would post more. Eric needs to kick it up a notch, stopped getting kicked in the crotch. But he's alright. (You all probably know my other favorites.)

Mark, bulimia hotline!
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#419340 - 04/29/09 11:38 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Quote:

Coke = Darth + Gunker




Heh...No offense to Gunker cause he's flamed Coke Priapism to cinders with little to no effort, but that's exactly why Gia should be on this list. She's fucken killin lately.




Lately? Shit, she's been the female version of you for as long as I've been here.

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#419341 - 04/30/09 12:02 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
I would like to second the nomination for Alex Panzer. The guy is a complete nut case.

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#419342 - 04/30/09 12:17 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

She's fucken killin lately.




Lately? Shit, she's been the female version of you for as long as I've been here.



I disagree. Since I've been here, I have never seen Lou get fingerblasted OR fucked in the ass.


And, I'm no doc, but can't she just take some antibio's for that?
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#419343 - 04/30/09 12:50 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Quote:

I disagree. Since I've been here, I have never seen Lou get fingerblasted OR fucked in the ass.





oh yeah, well Have2shit has



PS: you are a brain damaged cunt


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#419344 - 04/30/09 10:14 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:

I would like to second the nomination for Alex Panzer. The guy is a complete nut case.





Me too. He is like an idiot-savant weirdo of some sort. Peep the 'Quote of the Day' thread or the current one where he cops to tranny porn.
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#419345 - 04/30/09 02:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:

Quote:

I would like to second the nomination for Alex Panzer. The guy is a complete nut case.





Me too. He is like an idiot-savant weirdo of some sort. Peep the 'Quote of the Day' thread or the current one where he cops to tranny porn.




Yeahh... how bout NO.

Panzer is a man ass worshipping spam-bot. Sure he's fun to laugh at but is in no way IMPORTANT.

The fact that anyone would even consider putting speedbump(Alex) in the same category as Mark is just fucked.

You've all read at least five Mark posts, yes?. If not pm me
and I'll hand hold you through some great reads.

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#419346 - 04/30/09 03:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
And, hats off to the Monkey for not just putting people up there who are willing to kiss his ass and make him feel special like he's their buddy by PM'ing him how cool he is. Using the board like it's Myspace and you gotta be part of my high school circle of friends before I'll admit your posts are any good. Too much of that on this board.

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#419347 - 04/30/09 03:20 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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And, hats off to the Monkey for not just putting people up there who are willing to kiss his ass and make him feel special like he's their buddy by PM'ing him how cool he is. Using the board like it's Myspace and you gotta be part of my high school circle of friends before I'll admit your posts are any good. Too much of that on this board.




Heh, well said Northrop.

It's no longer the Monkey Cage though. Get some, sunshine.
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#419348 - 04/30/09 08:17 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Uncle Joe Offline
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I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.

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#419349 - 04/30/09 09:05 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.




Dude, you are not normal. Seriously dude.
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#419350 - 04/30/09 09:23 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.




Dude, you are not normal. Seriously dude.



But you got my point.

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#419351 - 05/01/09 12:26 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.




XPT is the last place where whores are popular by default. That's the beauty of this place.
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#419352 - 05/01/09 06:52 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Gunker Offline
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Coke = Darth + Gunker




Mrs. Jordan, are you trying to induce me?

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#419353 - 05/01/09 07:57 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 115
Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.
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#419354 - 05/01/09 09:46 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
I've decided to share some screencaps with you all.

To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up. To those who don't care, same to you. This is all in good fun, people. Swami, if you're reading this, I don't hate you.




When it comes to Swami, I haven't been stalked by him necessarily. No Hello Kitty gifts or pizza stories (was that him or AC?)
...Well, maybe a little bit of stalking over the internet, but it hasn't gotten out of hand, just a little bit creepy. If I happen to disappear, you all know where to look.


I never knew he was a "stalker" until I started posting here. Thank you XPT. I had mistakenly given him my yahoo IM address and he blew me up like crazy, at all hours. I kindly let him know I had a boyfriend and he should keep it somewhat professional, so he started asking me "how's your boyfriend" every time we corresponded. Weird.




I joined XPT sometime in January and he was one of the first few PMs in my box.
Yes, the message directly above his "Call me for work" message includes a link about him.









He wanted to get me some work. Or he wanted my phone number on his Caller ID. Not sure which.









I never responded. I received myspace messages and "Chris Connor wants to follow you on Twitter" messages, but we pretty much lost touch... Until recently when he asked me about my boyfriend again and I got weirded out. I brb'd and never came back...






That's it for now...




ps: considering I have one of my email accounts listed publicly on my blog, I have received massive amounts of strange/funny mail and rantings... Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.

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#419355 - 05/01/09 09:51 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.





Please do.

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#419356 - 05/01/09 10:43 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.




Good effort, Cobalt, and it's great to see you here but this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.

Stick around and post more, Cobalt! Damnit!

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#419357 - 05/01/09 11:11 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

And, hats off to the Monkey for not just putting people up there who are willing to kiss his ass and make him feel special like he's their buddy by PM'ing him how cool he is. Using the board like it's Myspace and you gotta be part of my high school circle of friends before I'll admit your posts are any good. Too much of that on this board.




Ohh the list was made of the people who kiss my ass most.

leaning at an angle

Quote:

I nominate myself. Porn whores should not count because they are porn whores. They just popular by default and only normal people should only count. People like you and me, just the average folks.





Jesus youve got 3000 posts and ive seen maybe 5 of them, where you posting at.


Quote:

XPT is the last place where whores are popular by default. That's the beauty of this place.




Hmm im not so sure about that.

Quote:

Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.





Ohh yeah because electro is the prom queen and king combined of xpt. (point) colbalt looking around.



Did you ever get and or use any of his contacts?



OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS. Could the guy be any more stiff? Dude has his finger on the pulse, who in the fuck asks about pws boyfriends? This is where id be like hes great, wanna speak to him and then before he can answer put him on (or pretend to be him) and talk as long as possible, getting more and more intense the longer you talk, starting out as friendly to getting more and more upset he is talking to marley to see how he handles it and how he tries to find a way to sign out.

Quote:

Good effort, Cobalt, and it's great to see you here but this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.




Yeah i agree because people can talk themselves into different groups.

Quote:

Including some industry fringe fanbois. I am seriously considering starting that thread, Monkey.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Please do.





If you start a thread and it has other ladies of the night posting their stories it could be one of the greatest threds of all time, right up their with the disney character employees at disney land who have child sexual abuse histories. Id be real interested to read gias as well, im sure she could fill the board with burgs alone, hollys would be great, this thread needs to happen. Gypsy can post mine
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#419358 - 05/01/09 11:18 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:

Quote:

Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.





Ohh yeah because electro is the prom queen and king combined of xpt. (point) colbalt looking around.





Monkey! Shhh, don't reveal my gender/identity!



I thought you were the king...
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#419359 - 05/01/09 11:25 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Popularity contests? Pardon me, I thought this wasn't ADT.





Ohh yeah because electro is the prom queen and king combined of xpt. (point) colbalt looking around.





Monkey! Shhh, don't reveal my gender/identity!



I thought you were the king...




No im not the king, Im ranked 25th, just ahead of MON* and Da burg and just behind Tatty, XPT prom king at the moment is Eric, with LG second and Panzer 3rd
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#419360 - 05/01/09 11:27 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Let me guess Gia is the queen?


Can you be my date to the XPT prom, Monkey?
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#419361 - 05/01/09 11:29 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Let me guess Gia is the queen?


Can you be my date to the XPT prom, Monkey?





No, Gia is the girl who sits at the table at the front giving people name tags with the high school picture on it, the queen right now is a toss up between gypnod and lou.

Bishop is the guy picking fights with people he hated in high school in the parking lot and Da burg is the guy who spends the entire night looking guilty next to the punch.
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#419362 - 05/01/09 11:59 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:



Did you ever get and or use any of his contacts?






If I remember correctly, he gave me a number to a person at Gent magazine... Cool, but that mag typically uses huge-tit girls, like DD and above. I bounce between large C or D so I couldn't really use that connection.
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#419363 - 05/02/09 05:09 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

I've decided to share some screencaps with you all.

To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up.




If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.
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#419364 - 05/02/09 05:59 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:















Contacts, that's interesting terminology for chloroform saturated rags.
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#419365 - 05/02/09 06:03 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cqd Offline
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Hahaha. Marley, thanks for posting those.

I mean, everyone knows the guy is a creep but I didn't realize the extent.
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#419366 - 05/02/09 06:18 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
backdoorman Offline
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Reading this made me feel creepy.....taking Marley's pic off my desktop now !
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#419367 - 05/02/09 07:35 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:

...this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.




I'll make a note of it. Meanwhile, since it has been a while, I did do some looking around last night, and I wrote a little song about it. Wanna hear it? Hear it goes:

XPT? Now who would post there?
What do they look like? And what do they wear?
There are mopes, and dopes, and Popes on ropes,
Pricks, hicks, diggers of chicks with dicks,
And those who fancy them bare down there.

Some scary, some crazy, some really fucked up,
Some funny, some lazy, some girls and a cup,
Now Dasher, on Dancer! Excuse me, wrong song,
Some whores who get paid to get slapped down with dong,
And a monkey who's smelly ..

.. something about a cage .. ADT rejects .. the web design equivalent of a train wreck in Bangladesh ..

Aw, fuck it. That wasn't going to get any better as it went along.
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#419368 - 05/02/09 08:52 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Quote:

...this comment belongs in the "Clans of XPT" thread, imo.




I'll make a note of it. Meanwhile, since it has been a while, I did do some looking around last night, and I wrote a little song about it. Wanna hear it? Hear it goes:

XPT? Now who would post there?
What do they look like? And what do they wear?
There are mopes, and dopes, and Popes on ropes,
Pricks, hicks, diggers of chicks with dicks,
And those who fancy them bare down there.

Some scary, some crazy, some really fucked up,
Some funny, some lazy, some girls and a cup,
Now Dasher, on Dancer! Excuse me, wrong song,
Some whores who get paid to get slapped down with dong,
And a monkey who's smelly ..

.. something about a cage .. ADT rejects .. the web design equivalent of a train wreck in Bangladesh ..

Aw, fuck it. That wasn't going to get any better as it went along.


I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.

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#419369 - 05/02/09 09:38 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cobalt60 Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
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Quote:

I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.




Wow, dude, I'm honored. I wasn't expecting the welcome wagon or anything, but I was starting to wonder. Please link to said thread so I may see how many hours of your worthless life you've wasted on it.
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#419370 - 05/02/09 09:42 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
Quote:

No im not the king, Im ranked 25th, just ahead of MON* and Da burg and just behind Tatty, XPT prom king at the moment is Eric, with LG second and Panzer 3rd




I never went to prom, ya know social anxiety & all.
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#419371 - 05/02/09 12:49 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

I have devoted an entire thread to the faggotry at ADT. You are an integral part of that gayness. I hope Steve Holmes sneaks into your apartment at night and shoots his HIVsperm into your mouth. Fuck off and die.




Wow, dude, I'm honored. I wasn't expecting the welcome wagon or anything, but I was starting to wonder. Please link to said thread so I may see how many hours of your worthless life you've wasted on it.


Says the ADT pissmop who bothered to write a poem about XPT.

Oh, and you're definitely in this thread sporto: http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=shitlist&Number=201570&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Happy reading. Remember to get your Ritalin from Mom when you're done.

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#419372 - 05/02/09 01:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
cqd Offline
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...I'm in that thread, too.
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#419373 - 05/02/09 01:07 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

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Posts: 898
Quote:


If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.




Screaming murder for showing stalker messages? Link please!
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#419374 - 05/02/09 01:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
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Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.
Just saying.



Screaming murder for showing stalker messages? Link please!





I wasn't refering to (what you believe to be) stalker messages. I was refering to PMs (Private Messages), which are, as their name suggests, private between the sender and the recipient.

As for the link: search function is also your friend!
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#419375 - 05/02/09 01:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9181
It's all right, everyone knows where Chris Connor aka Swami lives. Kiki Daire left a trail of bread crumbs leading right to his door in South Central Mass.

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#419376 - 05/02/09 01:51 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Fiend Offline
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Even Gia asked for and got permission to post the golden dice PM and everybody knew that was an alt trolling.
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#419377 - 05/02/09 02:46 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
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I should have asked his permission. I feel bad now for disrespecting such a reputable XPT poster.
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#419378 - 05/02/09 05:35 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I've decided to share some screencaps with you all.

To the two of you who are upset at my breach of XPT confidentiality, fuck off and read another thread until the page fills up.




If I recall correct, half of the people cheering Marley on now were screaming murder, when other posters did this.

Just saying.




Are you serious? Why would that be a bad thing? As long as you block the real name (unless that person has made it public themselves like chris has) and or phone numbers, addresses,etc. I can't beleive people are against this, ohh wait, I know why they would be against it, and thats the exact reason why they should be posted, monks.
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#419379 - 05/05/09 02:12 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Heh...No offense to Gunker cause he's flamed Coke Priapism to cinders with little to no effort, but that's exactly why Gia should be on this list. She's fucken killin lately.




"consider the source" before taking the thread topic too much for face value. remember we're dealing with a madman that does things like kills as an alt, then PM's other people to say what a great job they did as the alt. always fishing. i'm steering clear of this one.



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#419380 - 05/05/09 02:56 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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^Would you please elaborate, Mr. _J?
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#419381 - 05/07/09 02:57 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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I'm pretty sure Mark is referring to this guy Electro.







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#419382 - 05/07/09 03:48 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
POTUS Offline
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Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
I should be on this list.
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#419383 - 05/07/09 04:14 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I'm pretty sure Mark is referring to this guy Electro.









Who the hell is that? Lou, is that you?!
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#419384 - 05/07/09 04:25 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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I fucken wish. It'd be like Nazis in Mexico with nukes.

That's Ra-fucken-oul Castro.
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#419385 - 05/07/09 04:47 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Ah, se llama Raul, no Raoul. Y el es Cubano, si?
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#419386 - 05/07/09 04:53 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Fine, fucken have it your way, know it all.
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#419387 - 05/07/09 07:46 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Ah, se llama Raul, no Raoul. Y el es Cubano, si?





I'm not impressed by Electo's ability to speak Spanish. She's a Puerto Rican Jew - just like Juan Epstein and Geraldo Rivera.


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#419388 - 05/08/09 06:26 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.
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#419389 - 05/08/09 10:52 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Posts: 898
No Monk, I've just spent my internet hours doing some other stuff lately. I'm not worried about being censored.

Anyway, my twitter account has been deleted... I was bummed at first but I realized there's at least one good thing to come of it. No more THIS:



Nice guy and everything, just makes me feel uneasy.


I wish I could screencap text messages, I would have a lot to add to the Ken from type9 thread...
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#419390 - 05/08/09 10:57 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.
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#419391 - 05/08/09 10:57 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
How dare you have a life outside XPT Marley? Outrageous!
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#419392 - 05/08/09 11:08 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.




among others...
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#419393 - 05/08/09 12:50 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

...in his home.




Or under the back porch.
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#419394 - 05/08/09 01:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

How dare you have a life outside XPT Marley? Outrageous!




xpt bores me.



From my heart to yours, xpt.


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#419395 - 05/08/09 01:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd like to tie a string through both those nipple rings and lead you straight to hell.

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#419396 - 05/08/09 01:18 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
@
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
She's perfect isn't she...
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#419397 - 05/08/09 01:34 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Please, Bornyo. Take me away. Tell them that Swami got me.

Lou, are you coming too?
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#419399 - 05/08/09 01:55 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
hell yeah. I got it at a yard sale.


I kinda want to make that my avatar.
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#419400 - 05/08/09 01:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

hell yeah. I got it at a yard sale.


I kinda want to make that my avatar.




I thought you were on your way out.
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#419401 - 05/08/09 02:01 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
the final memories.
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#419402 - 05/08/09 02:10 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I thought you were on your way out.



Ted, it is you!


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#419403 - 05/08/09 02:33 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

That guy probably has a secret Marley shrine set up in his home.




among others...




You make it sound as if this is a bad thing.

Personally, I wouldn't put up a Marley shrine, but that's not the point I was trying to make.


@Marley
Why do you hate us? Didn't get the validation you weren't looking for? Didn't XPT-posters book enough privates with you? Or are we not vegetarian enough for you?

Just asking.
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#419404 - 05/08/09 02:39 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
It's not fair to generalize a group of people, just because we all have something in common, like having sex on camera. I don't do privates. I don't hate on the girls who do privates either. A sugar-daddy would be cool, though.

The vegetarian/vegan thing is something that I've been looking into since I've spent the last year eating a lot of chicken, turkey, fish--basically dead, cooked flesh. I quoted a few things that I found very interesting, IMO. So sue me.

edit: I forgot to answer your question. I don't like xpt right now because I'm bored with it. I'll post on things that interest me/things that are funny or whenever someone asks me a question. And maybe in the "last movie you saw" thread.


Edited by MarleyMason (05/08/09 02:45 PM)
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#419405 - 05/08/09 02:40 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Please, Bornyo. Take me away. Tell them that Swami got me.

Lou, are you coming too?




Bornyo called it. It's his flip but I just have to say that the last 2 pics of you posted here are fucken MONEY.

Well played, doll.
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#419406 - 05/08/09 02:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.

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#419407 - 05/08/09 02:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

It's not fair to generalize a group of people, just because we all have something in common, like having sex on camera. I don't do privates. I don't hate on the girls who do privates either. A sugar-daddy would be cool, though.




*cough cough*
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#419408 - 05/08/09 03:02 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


*cough cough*



You, OK, you're not gonna puke are you?
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#419409 - 05/08/09 03:02 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!
::rolls eyes::
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#419410 - 05/08/09 03:06 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

You, OK, you're not gonna puke are you?




Nah, I'm not a woman nor and I doubt Ms. Croc would want to go through it.
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#419411 - 05/08/09 03:13 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Quote:

Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.




word, mark. But it's like a website. I gotta build content so I can have updates for you guys.
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#419412 - 05/08/09 03:15 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Did two faggots in this thread convince marley not to post her fan boi mail? Jesus fucking christ.




if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.




There's so much good in that post that I want to take his ex to the echs-pee-tea prom and lie her pantys off.

Anyways...

You fucken idiots seen this?.


Kinda like the new Ceara except hot.
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#419413 - 05/08/09 03:23 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!




Fixed! You're welcome...


You get points for not saying "never".




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#419414 - 05/08/09 03:28 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Bornyo is the most important poster to me.
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#419415 - 05/08/09 03:35 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!




Fixed! You're welcome...


You get points for not saying "never".









But that would terrible grammar.
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#419416 - 05/08/09 03:50 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
freestylah Offline
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Marley

Quote:

edit: I forgot to answer your question. I don't like xpt right now because I'm bored with it. I'll post on things that interest me/things that are funny or whenever someone asks me a question. And maybe in the "last movie you saw" thread.




Thanks for the answer.

For your information:
I was bored with you around the 31st of January 2009. I didn't think it worth mentioning, though.
It's nice to see you care enough about XPT to say you hate it. Post whatever and whenever you like, I couldn't care less.

Now, I'll leave you to hating us.


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But that would terrible grammar




Yes, terrible.
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#419417 - 05/08/09 03:53 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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if you were bored with me, why take the time to post about me?
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#419418 - 05/08/09 03:53 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Quote:

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what? It's not like I would be baby-wiping between craigslist tricks!




Fixed! You're welcome...


You get points for not saying "never".









But that would terrible grammar.



Oy vey. No worries, Marley, I have no doubt you will become a baleboste as long as you aren't a schmuck and marry a shmendrik. Mazel tov, my dear, mazel tov!
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#419419 - 05/08/09 04:05 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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if you were bored with me, why take the time to post about me?




Because, despite the boring stupidity of your posts, they make for good 'target practice'. And the fact that you react to every little thing as if bitten by a cobra, does help as well.
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#419420 - 05/08/09 04:39 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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I know you like it a reaction, that's why I give it to you!

I can't just ignore all the posters who have something to say, these people desperately need attention.
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#419421 - 05/08/09 06:02 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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I know you like it a reaction, that's why I give it to you!

I can't just ignore all the posters who have something to say, these people desperately need attention.



I am sorry if you go, I thought you were funny (in a good way of course)
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#419422 - 05/08/09 06:11 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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How dare you have a life outside XPT Marley? Outrageous!




xpt bores me.



From my heart to yours, xpt.





Fuck, there's something wrong with me. Really wrong. Marley posts that pic and the first thing I start doing is trying to figure out the movies she has in her goddamn collection.

For the record, I spotted Blow, the Mask, The Green Mile and MIB (Men in Black).

Oh, and that's a great shot of you Marley. Truly great. Now move a foot to the left so I can see rest of your DVDs.

No goddammit! My left! Not your left!
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#419423 - 05/08/09 06:36 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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I'm a movie freak. We counted the other day. I have 210 dvds, I didn't count the porn or VHS tapes. VHS takes up more space so they don't count.
I can make out pulp fiction, the sandlot (at the bottom), Saw I and II over my right shoulder, and 2001: a space odyssey.

btw, that's men in black 2, there's two I's making it MIIB.
Send your email to my pm, I'll send you a pic. I have them organized by genre, so the stacks are pretty uneven. I like it though because it's like the buildings I painted onto the shelf underneath.
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#419424 - 05/08/09 06:40 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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SAW is some fucked up shit, gotta love Jigsaw though.

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#419425 - 05/08/09 06:43 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Eric... you SAW her tits though?. Recognize.

Blow and The Green Mile are solid flics.
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#419426 - 05/08/09 10:57 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Weird thread. Most of Monkey's threads follow through to a conclusion but this one has taken some interesting turns. I've learned a lot about myself by reading and participating in it.

And fuck you too, Marley.

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#419427 - 05/08/09 10:58 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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You fucking nasty whore. Look at me when I'm talking to you.

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#419428 - 05/09/09 12:34 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Take my blindfold off, this is humiliating.
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#419429 - 05/09/09 11:03 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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No Monk, I've just spent my internet hours doing some other stuff lately. I'm not worried about being censored.

Anyway, my twitter account has been deleted... I was bummed at first but I realized there's at least one good thing to come of it. No more THIS:



Nice guy and everything, just makes me feel uneasy.


I wish I could screencap text messages, I would have a lot to add to the Ken from type9 thread...






So are you going to post em? I'd like to see them


Quote:

if anything, creating a paper trail for the feds by posting fanboy mail needs its own dedicated thread. marley knows who her backers are. i have no doubts the people being bricks about posting PM's from psychos would be first in line to take their peewee swings at the fanboys when they showed up here.




Exactly, this is a good thing , maybe even a great thing that people need to get behind. Come on Marley.


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word, mark. But it's like a website. I gotta build content so I can have updates for you guys.




You don't need to carry the thread making it all about your posts, you just take one small step for man and one giant leap for exposing fan boys. We all know what they are about, what they are like, but now you can give us an inside look at how they are with you guys.



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Kinda like the new Ceara except hot.





OHHHH SNAPPPPPP


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Fuck, there's something wrong with me. Really wrong. Marley posts that pic and the first thing I start doing is trying to figure out the movies she has in her goddamn collection





me too but she does have great tits. I give credit where credit is due.

Quote:

SAW is some fucked up shit, gotta love Jigsaw though.





Over/under traps the saw franchise has inspired eric to make for rachel/bree. Im going with 4 which im sure he has tested on hamsters


Quote:

Weird thread. Most of Monkey's threads follow through to a conclusion but this one has taken some interesting turns.




Im not sure whether to be complimented or offended by this, so i'll sit on the fence of ignorance.
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#419430 - 05/09/09 12:33 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Over/under traps the saw franchise has inspired eric to make for rachel/bree. Im going with 4 which im sure he has tested on hamsters




Sorry Monkey, haven't seen 4 or 5. After Jigsaw kicked the bucket in 3, my interest died.

Can't say I'd ever hurt the girl like that, I'm only defensively violent, and I don't hit chicks.
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#419431 - 05/10/09 03:26 AM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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Can't say I'd ever hurt the girl like that, I'm only defensively violent, and I don't hit chicks.





Okay now I am sure of it.
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#419432 - 05/10/09 12:00 PM Re: XPT's Most Important Posters of 2009
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So glad I could convince you of this, Monkey.
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