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#416496 - 04/15/09 01:04 PM
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#416497 - 04/15/09 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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You got a topic?
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#416498 - 04/15/09 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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What? You don't have your own fucking topic? Bring up your own topic or gtfo.
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#416500 - 04/15/09 01:39 PM
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#416501 - 04/15/09 01:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Is that John Cleese on the right?
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#416502 - 04/15/09 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Is that John Cleese on the right?
Yes, and Michael Palin on the left. No relation to the cunt-governor of Alaska.
There are two other parts to the skit, one where he walks into the abuse room (Graham Chapman) by accident, then into the head-hitting room (Terry Jones)
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#416503 - 04/15/09 03:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Post a thread about any other subject and people want to argue. Post a thread inviting argument and people go off on Monty Python. F'in XPT 
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#416504 - 04/15/09 03:53 PM
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Who pissed on your tea party B?.
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#416505 - 04/15/09 04:01 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I did some research and I think that people are afraid to get into a verbal disagreemnet with you. I mean do the math (not meth Electro if you are reading this),
you have been here since 9/04 and have 6220 posts PLUS simultaneously posting at ADT with 3207 posts for a grand total of 9427 posts in 55 months.
That is an average of 172 posts a month with no time off for vacation, sickness,etc.
You are a professional porn forum poster and I for one don't want to fuck with you Bornyo.
Have a great day!
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#416507 - 04/15/09 04:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Now that's what I'm talking about!
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#416508 - 04/15/09 04:24 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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Kiss my fucking ass you light-weight,,,cock sucking faggot.. You wanna argue,,,How's this Fuck off and fuck the horse you rode in on...!!!  And take that Hamster up the ass fucking idiot with you...Because if he isn't gone soon i am gonna start butchering hamsters and post the videos on you-tube..And its not gonna be pretty 
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#416510 - 04/15/09 04:48 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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#416512 - 04/15/09 05:16 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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How's this little Willie..
1. Suck my dick.. 
2. Fuck off and die
3. Dead fucking poodle in the middle of the road..
4. You got ten minutes to kiss my ass Twerp....
Edited by Richard Hungwell (04/15/09 05:18 PM)
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#416513 - 04/15/09 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Bornyo is pissed because he chased Tony Cumstock from ADT and he needs another easy target. I see that Noahpud has become a Daniel Dearmond fanboy...either that or we need to find another board to invade ala BGOL (XPT history...search for it).
Noahped / Chuck is a fanboi to all whores.
He's also a photographer,...umm, supposedly. I once heard a great story about him organizing a shoot with Jenna Haze, and not bringing ANY lighting or accessories. He came with his lil' DSLR set to AUTO and figured that would be enough.
Where's that svelt lil' whore at anyway, she posts here, doesn't she? I'm in the mood for dirt, not arguments.
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#416514 - 04/15/09 05:23 PM
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#416515 - 04/15/09 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Hey dude, you know what you're doing. I'm only a ping away.
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#416516 - 04/15/09 06:26 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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How's this little Willie..
1. Suck my dick..
2. Fuck off and die
3. Dead fucking poodle in the middle of the road..
4. You got ten minutes to kiss my ass Twerp....
Acne-faced shitbag who said he was going to leave forever but didn't have the internal connfidence to do so: you get one more post before I ban you.
Better make it a good one.
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#416517 - 04/15/09 06:54 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
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Why would you ban me...??? If you can,t handle the Heat Fuck Off. The reason i am back is because i got a good lawyer...[Figure it out Einstein...??] 
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#416520 - 04/15/09 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Why would you ban me...???
If you can,t handle the Heat Fuck Off.
The reason i am back is because i got a good lawyer...[Figure it out Einstein...??]
Seriously, troll, is that the best you can do?
I'll give you one more chance for a farewell, unless you can magically answer my questions, or at least give me the name of one female who paid you a "g-note" for a "long-dicking." You are a failure as a human being. Suicide is your best option. 
Seriously, name one.
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#416523 - 04/15/09 10:28 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Sack up, Hungwell, Monkey's giving you a shot at the big time.
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#416525 - 04/15/09 11:32 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
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Your link is broken.
[John Cleese voice] No it isn't. [John Cleese voice]
Oh yes it is. I clicked it and I'm quite certain it's broken.
The Cash and post-count issues will be addressed tomorrow- likely after yet another unsuccessful turkey hunt.
Meanwhile there is plenty of room in here. Air those grievances Festivus style.
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#416526 - 04/15/09 11:46 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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#416528 - 04/16/09 12:17 PM
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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give me the name of one female who paid you a "g-note" for a "long-dicking.
Jesus Christ willie i didn,t realize the border line retardation you have was such a problem..
You mean to tell me you don't know what it means to Long Cock somebody..I guess when you have a pencil dick you don,t roll that way..
I just took some punks car last week,, the kid was bragging to his friends he had a big cock...Well i said put your money where your mouth is and i said lets bet cars...
So i long cocked him and i won his car,,I dwarfed the punk...You see willis its about having a big dink,,,and i've got a big dink..
So my advice to you is keep a grand in your pocket,,,and next time we meet step up to the plate...
Dumb-Ass
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#416529 - 04/16/09 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's safe to assume you just took off your hat and the kid handed over his keys.
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#416530 - 04/16/09 12:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Now, back to this shit about Mr. Johnny Cash. It would be borderline blasphemous if it weren't true. Cash didn't spend much time with first wife and kids while he was out on the road but he did support them and he later made peace with them.
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#416531 - 04/16/09 12:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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So i long cocked him and i won his car,,I dwarfed the punk...You see willis its about having a big dink,,,and i've got a big dink..
So let me get this staight: you enjoy standing next to other men, comparing your dicks with each other. Not since Kurt Lackwood posted here have I seen such blatant faggotry. And by the way, when was the last time you actually had this supposedly large boner near a female? Answer the question.
I'm still going to ban you. I just want to give you a chance to make a decent final post to go out on, because all of your others have sucked.
Bye for now, Nacho. 
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#416532 - 04/16/09 01:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#416534 - 04/16/09 04:03 PM
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Poodle Killer
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Willie again you fail miserably...But hey at least you're consistent.. I have had more pussy than you good ever hope for but whatever.. Actually between this post and my last i got a hummer from a lage breasted young lady this afternoon.. What i do have Lil Willie,, is a big dink,,A very big dink.. That has made me alot of money and has taken me a lot of places..   So pack that note and i will be lookin for ya at one of the upcoming shows...Now that some one was nice enough to post a picture of ya.. 
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#416535 - 04/16/09 04:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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About that ping... When should I be expecting it?
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#416537 - 04/16/09 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Mays over Speaker in centerfield and Brett over Schmidt at third. I don't really like the defense on the right half of the infield either but I can't argue about the bats. I might be tempted to replace Hornsby with Joe Morgan or Nap Lajoie though.
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#416538 - 04/16/09 04:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Willie again you fail miserably...But hey at least you're consistent..
I have had more pussy than you good ever hope for but whatever..
Actually between this post and my last i got a hummer from a lage breasted young lady this afternoon..
What i do have Lil Willie,, is a big dink,,A very big dink.. That has made me alot of money and has taken me a lot of places..
So pack that note and i will be lookin for ya at one of the upcoming shows...Now that some one was nice enough to post a picture of ya..
As I suspected, your last post was as weak as ever. Now run off and keep looking at other mens dicks.
Bye bye.
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#416540 - 04/16/09 07:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Now we've devolved to an AM Radio sports call-in show.
It's all good.
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#416542 - 04/16/09 07:29 PM
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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
I have a soft spot for Yogi, but there's no arguing with that lineup.
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#416543 - 04/16/09 07:34 PM
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It was a good jab. I was too tired to get into it when I read it last night and in too good a mood today to go off on it. I've read the books, read the press and of course listened to the music. I think Cash copped to his mistakes and paid his dues.
Had you gone Kenny Rogers that would have woken me up. Kristofferson was a hell of a songwriter and based on him being primarily on that side of the business it is very likely he was furnishing product to the talent.
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#416544 - 04/16/09 07:42 PM
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Ohh fuck that... I'm sure I went at Bornyo at least twice like that. Once in pm and once in the main.
I told him I had tape of Waylon Jennings and Kristofferson spit roasting June Carter while JC languished in a pill induced coma. He never even flinched.
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#416545 - 04/16/09 07:42 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Didn't Cash have some guy who kept the three note strum thing going while John sang his ballads? Then when Elvis came along, Cash had to step up his game? I walk the line Ring of Fire -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#416546 - 04/16/09 07:49 PM
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Cobb, LF
Speaker, CF
Ruth, RF
Gehrig, 1B
Hornsby, 2B
Wagner, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Johnson, W., P
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
1 Ricky Henderson, LF
2 Tony Gwynn, RF
3 Albert Pujols, 1B
4 Ken Griffey Jr. CF
5 Mike Schmidt 3B
6 Joe Morgan, 2B
7 Cal Ripken Jr, SS
8 Johnny Bench C
9 Steve Carlton (L), Greg Maddux (R)
From my lifetime. Steroid free
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#416547 - 04/16/09 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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My lifetime (1957-20??)
Morgan, 2B
Musial, 1B
Williams, T. LF
Aaron, RF
Mays, CF
Banks, SS
Schmidt, 3B
Bench, C
Koufax, LHP
Gibson, RHP
And I'd take Brock over Henderson.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#416548 - 04/16/09 08:24 PM
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Didn't Cash have some guy who kept the three note strum thing going while John sang his ballads? Then when Elvis came along, Cash had to step up his game?
Cash did the three note strum because that's all his bass player knew.
Elvis didn't teach Johnny Cash a thing except how to mix and take pills. Cash is in the Rock and Roll and Country Music Halls of Fame (as is Elvis), and Cash never lost his dignity getting there. What kind of loser dies sitting on the shitter? Elvis sucked, and sucked hard for the last 15 yrs of his life. Cash totally kicked ass the last 10 years of his life... like a bird on a wire.
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#416549 - 04/16/09 09:22 PM
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@ Bornyo: I fall along the lines of what my old man used to say "Kris Kristofferson wasn't Country. He was a hippy songwriter that could turn a better buck in Country Music."
@ Blah: It twists me up, but all the injuries Griffey had after signing the big contract, I wouldn't jump to conclusions on him being juice free. Did Tino Martinez just start gassing on the Yankees? How about Jay Buhner? I like Griffey, I just figure I'll wait till he retires and see if any skeletons come falling out of his closet.
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#416550 - 04/16/09 09:28 PM
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Bornyo yr state of South Carolina is a piece of shit
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#416552 - 04/17/09 07:32 AM
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Shit, if we're doing my lifetime achievement awards now.
C-Bench
1B-Murray or Pujols
2B-Morgan (you could cheat and put Rose or Carew at 2B they didn't have enough power to play first in my lineup)
SS-Ripken or Yount
3B-Brett
LF-Henderson (I'd like to put Yaz in there but I need a leadoff hitter)
CF-Griffey Jr.
RF-Dawson (only because Clemente died a couple of years before I started following baseball)
LHP-Carlton (had a 16 year stretch where he averaged 282 IP per year. Won 23 games and pitched 19 CGs at the age of 37)
RHP-Morris (most underrated pitcher in the last 25 years)
RP-Eckersley
While I'm thinking about it.
G-Patrick Roy
D-Bobby Orr
D-Ray Bourque (no complaints if you were to put Fetisov here)
LW-Valery Kharlamov
C-Wayne Gretzky
RW-Brett Hull
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#416553 - 04/17/09 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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While I'm thinking about it.
G-Patrick Roy
D-Bobby Orr
D-Ray Bourque (no complaints if you were to put Fetisov here)
LW-Valery Kharlamov
C-Wayne Gretzky
RW-Brett Hull
Umm. not so fast.
G - Terry Sawchuk
D - Bobby Orr, Paul Coffey
RW - Rocket Richard
LW - Bobby Hull (would also accept Bob Gainey or Frank Mahovlich)
C - 99
Coach - Scotty Bowman
and BTW, the hockey "all-nickname team"
G - Apple Cheeks Lumley
D - Phat Wilson, Moose Goheen
RW - Boom Boob Geoffrion
LW - Toe Blake
C - Hneri "Pocket Rocket" Richard
Coach - Badger Bob Johnson
"all-fighting" team:
1. Bob Probert
2. Gordie Howe
3. Dave Schultz
4. Tiger Williams
5. Dave Semenko aka "Wayne's Bodyguard"
6. Marty McSorley aka "Wayne's Other Bodyguard"
7. Tie Domi
8. Stu Grimson
9. Joey Kocur
10. Larry Playfair
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#416554 - 04/17/09 08:17 AM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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1:57 into this (clicky): C-Bugs Bunny 1B - Bugs Bunny LF - Bugs Bunny RF - Bugs Bunny P - Bugs Bunny 2B - Bugs Bunny 3B - Bugs Bunny CF - Bugs Bunny SS - Bugs Bunny -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#416555 - 04/17/09 08:19 AM
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1:57 into this (clicky):
C-Bugs Bunny
1B - Bugs Bunny
LF - Bugs Bunny
RF - Bugs Bunny
P - Bugs Bunny
2B - Bugs Bunny
3B - Bugs Bunny
CF - Bugs Bunny
SS - Bugs Bunny
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
 That's one of my faves. 
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#416559 - 04/17/09 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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WIllie, my hockey team was from my lifetime only. That disqualifies Richard and Sawchuk. Tony Twist should be on your fighting team. His mother was once thrown out of a game for slugging another fan who called her son a goon in the stands.
Blahh I'll give you Gwynn. That was an oversight on my behalf. Riviera is the most overrated closer in baseball history. The only reason everyone sucks his nuts is because he has spent his entire career as a Yankee when his entire team has pretty much been an all star team. Put him in a Milwaukee Brewer or Pittsburgh Pirate uniform for his career and no one would ever have heard of him.
Schmidt struck out too much for my taste. He had 12 seasons where he struck out 100 times or more and led the league in strikeouts four times. Brett struck out 908 times in 21 seasons, that is an average of 43 a year. Schmidt had over twice as many strikeouts in his career despite playing three less seasons and 2000 less at-bats. I'll also take Brett's career .305 average over Schmidt's career .267 average.
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#416560 - 04/17/09 05:41 PM
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I call bullshit....Rivera would have been a stud ANYWHERE!Even had he worn an Expo's uni..
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#416564 - 04/17/09 10:57 PM
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Tony Twist should be on your fighting team. His mother was once thrown out of a game for slugging another fan who called her son a goon in the stands.
Yeah, that's "Oglethorpe-enough," you got me. 
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#416565 - 04/17/09 11:05 PM
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G - Terry Sawchuk
D - Bobby Orr, Paul Coffey
RW - Rocket Richard
LW - Bobby Hull (would also accept Bob Gainey or Frank Mahovlich)
C - 99
Coach - Scotty Bowman
Hey fuckstick, separate your elbows from your asshole. If you think some douchebag was better than Paul Coffey, you have many, many Cups to answer to. in the meantime, just bow down to the old greats: they dominated the NHL like no one else in their time. i just might suck off guy laFlauer if it kept him alive for a few days.
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#416566 - 04/22/09 04:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/09
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Well if you are willing to blow the Flower,,,Then you must know all about Stan Jonathon....Worst beating i ever saw was the night he just about killed Bouchard..  So to pick Larry Playfair over Stanley Jonathon just don't cut the mustard.. Did that Hungwell dude really get banned...?
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#416567 - 04/22/09 08:43 PM
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And lets not forget the "Boogy Man" Derek Boogaard ...This guy is probably one of the scariest dudes to ever lace up the blades... The guy is a fucking animal..! 
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#416568 - 01/14/10 02:07 PM
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This is four you,,, Richard,,i know you have you're shit together,,... their are not many here,,,,but you can do it............
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#416569 - 01/14/10 02:16 PM
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Your not Bum-Fuck Willie are yea...???  Or maybe you"re his Penis-Pal Turd Goat.. Either way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you bore me...! 
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#416570 - 01/14/10 02:24 PM
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Richard... he used "their" wrong in his original post. You should have just filled in the spaces with the correct spelling in a different color and with a ! and turned the burn.
That's why I'm me and you're you.
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#416572 - 01/14/10 04:23 PM
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Good call... that's why we are us and he's him..and them.
HAW.
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#416575 - 01/14/10 04:38 PM
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Don't you have enough of your own threads to "taint"?.
Also... ever had garbage stuffed into your face then lit on fire. Cause I'm a firefighter baby, and I'd chop down your door (and boifriend) just to stifle the flames with my 12 gauge. Sounds hot huh?.
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#416576 - 01/14/10 04:41 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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Don't you have enough of your own threads to "taint"?.
Also... ever had garbage stuffed into your face then lit on fire. Cause I'm a firefighter baby, and I'd chop down your door (and boifriend) just to stifle the flames with my 12 gauge. Sounds hot huh?.
Was I talking to you? Willie is married and has a job last I remember. So he doesn't have the time that Mopez seems to have. I wasn't attacking anyone.
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#416577 - 01/14/10 04:43 PM
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Avoidance/deflection...
Had dinner yet?.
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#416578 - 01/14/10 04:46 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Avoidance/deflection...
Had dinner yet?.
We had pasta tonight. You?
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#416579 - 01/14/10 04:47 PM
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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Avoidance/deflection...
Had dinner yet?.
We had pasta tonight. You?
Who's "We"? Your multiple personalities?
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#416581 - 01/14/10 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Avoidance/deflection...
Had dinner yet?.
We had pasta tonight. You?
Who's "We"? Your multiple personalities?
ewww!!! I didn't think people who refer to their multiple personalities as "we" actually existed.
I call my lucky 7 "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I" or "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me". Since THAT'S what its all about. Ya know?
Darralon? Point is... I think you're too much of a fucking weirdo, seek help. ASAP!
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#416582 - 01/14/10 05:18 PM
Re: A quiz for Hungwell
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Point is... I think you're too much of a fucking weirdo, seek help. ASAP!
This coming from someone who worships Ted Bundy. 
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#416583 - 01/14/10 05:37 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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ewww!!! I didn't think people who refer to their multiple personalities as "we" actually existed.
I call my lucky 7 "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I", "I" or "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me", "me". Since THAT'S what its all about. Ya know?
the "We" was an allusion to her bf.
How was your dinner?
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#416585 - 01/14/10 07:44 PM
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Doubt he was but since you asked, how was dinner?.
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#416586 - 01/14/10 11:00 PM
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who in the hell is darrah ford and more importantly, what is (was) she like?
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#416587 - 05/20/10 07:35 PM
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I would LOVE an argument right now, but there's no one online worth arguing with. I've tried picking some, with less-than-stellar results. :sighs:
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#416588 - 07/11/10 05:45 PM
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I'm going to get some more bourbon. Any of you pussies feel like it, I'll be back in a few...
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#416590 - 07/11/10 07:37 PM
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I like you too, corndog, but I bumped this thread so how the fuck d'ya think I'm doing?
God hates me, so I'm taking it out on the first pantywaist that looks at me crosseyed.
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#416591 - 07/11/10 08:01 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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#416596 - 07/11/10 08:52 PM
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Anonymous
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Good night nurse, you're all fucking brain dead.
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#416597 - 07/11/10 08:59 PM
Re: A quiz for Hungwell
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Seriously. Read more history and spend more time walking along a river deep in a forest, checking out 19th century architecture in an old American city, or cruising for pussy, and spend less time involved in organizational and bureaucratic matters.
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#416598 - 07/11/10 09:18 PM
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Excuse you, you insufferably repetitive bore? Maybe if you got your provincial head out of your "bodymore" arse you'd rethink the above statement.
I like you, Ivor. I really do. But fer fucks sake STFU already. You've been at it for how long now? We got it: You either just retired or got laid off. Either way, you have a shitload more time on your hands lately and you're bitter about something. So why not just spit it out instead of assuaging yerself by proxy with this adelhorst shite.
C'mon. Spill it.
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#416599 - 07/11/10 09:24 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Careful, you have to reel this one in slow. Not a violent jerking motion to set the hook, but a smooth pull so he doesn't know he's fighting for keeps until you gaffe him.
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#416600 - 07/11/10 09:26 PM
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Nosy, I'm fishing with hand grenades tonight. I've had enough of technique.
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#416601 - 07/11/10 09:57 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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You gonna scare him back to that AWOP thread everyone stopped reading about 3 posts in.
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#416602 - 07/12/10 04:18 AM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Guessed well on the broad factual outlines, missed the mark on the specifics, although Baltimore is the place to be working, retired, or unemployed if one seeks an enjoyable modo de vivir rather than a rat=race existence.. Once more with feeling, Mencken's "On Living in Baltimore" is a wonderful read on this issue, and the whole essay can be turned up on a Google search. Am a typical provincial who really values things like a few hours deep in the forest with the deer, fox, beaver, geese, great blue herons etcetera and an attractive Baltimore female who doesn't labor under the delusion that she shits nuggets of gold. The worst thing is that we are content down here without the dazzle and sizzle of the town so nice they named it twice and everything costs twice as much as it does down here.. Then there is the fact that I have almost an hour to fuck around online before I set off for my 9am meeting. We have fun doin' it Baltimore-style, but we always keep in mind that we are by no means the supermen that master the universe up there in the Apple, and we want you to know that we hold our collective breaths in admiration for all that is accomplished up there, and we don't hold the panic of 2008 against y'all, y'all remain our heroes and objects of our veneration. 
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#416603 - 07/12/10 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Okay I'll throw one out there. Who the fuck does Derek Jeter think he is? If he wants a recording of Bob Sheppard introducing him when he bats in the All-Star Game then fine. I'm good with that. I think it is a great idea. For him to want to use that same recording for the rest of his career is too much.
I don't know who is or who will be announcing Yankees batters now. I don't know how good they are or how long they will be doing it. I do know that if I was the guy who will be doing it from now on I interpret this demand by Jeter as Jeter telling me I suck and that he wants the old guy back. Some people may think so what, big deal. Now say Posada decides he wants a recording of Sheppard announcing him whenever he comes up to the plate, then Riviera decides he wants a tape of Sheppard announcing him whenever he enters the game, so on and so on. Then you have the Sabathias who do not have a recording of Sheppard introducing them and are stuck with the new guy. If you hire someone to announce the team then he announces everyone on that team, no exceptions. If you are going to go this route then just lock Vin Scully in a studio somewhere in March and let him read the entire roster of every team in baseball. Then just cut that up and give copies of it to all the teams. Jeter may want to just pay tribute to Sheppard but he comes off as an attention whore by doing this.
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#416604 - 07/12/10 01:46 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Jeter is far from an attention whore. You never see or hear from the guy in the offseason. I'm sure it is just a show of respect for a guy that was part of the Yankee family for 50+ years. As for the Posadas and Sabathias wanting special treatment too, fuck em. I don't see a C on their uniform, so they don't get the same treatment.
Side note: Posada is much more vocal than Mr. Never Ruffle a Feather Derek. I think he would have been a better captain, but he isn't, so no Bob Sheppard for him.
Finally, you are really reaching hard for another reason to hate Jeter for this to get you POed. If Jeter played for the Cubs and never won a thing, he'd be fucking cannonized by baseball fans. Instead he plays in the biggest market for the winningest team, gets the press that goes along with it, never accused of juice, never beat his girl, or got caught doing something stupid, and everyone hates him. His five fucking rings are paying for the KC Royals executives bonuses, cause the owner doesn't put the revenue sharing money into the team. You wanna fucking hate on someone, hate the pathetic fuck that runs your team.
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#416605 - 07/12/10 02:15 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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wondering if I should tell the guy i broke up with weeks ago, 'call me when you're off drugs. seriously, i'd love to try again. but you need to be off drugs. and i don't mean off drugs for 3 seconds."
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#416606 - 07/12/10 02:22 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Probably not. I know when women call me up with any kind of ultimatums or demands that I change the conversation doesn't go too far.
Let this one go.
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#416607 - 07/12/10 02:27 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Junkies are less trustworthy than whores G, and you know this.
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#416608 - 07/12/10 02:28 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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wondering if I should tell the guy i broke up with weeks ago, 'call me when you're off drugs. seriously, i'd love to try again. but you need to be off drugs. and i don't mean off drugs for 3 seconds."
If you want a solution to your relationship problems you could start by dating men instead of boys.
BAM!
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#416611 - 07/12/10 03:05 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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If Gia was like other women she would stick with guy through everything and try help and change him then as soon as he does change she'd cheat on him with his best friend or NA sponsor then blame him for it because he isn't the same man she fell in love with anymore. Meanwhile Conq will have been sitting the wings all friend zoned and listening to Gia complain about the guy through the whole ordeal from the beginning and hoping she'll see light and dump the loser and give him a piece of ass instead which will never happen becasue Conq is such a "nice guy" and she doesn't want to ruin their friendship with sex.
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#416612 - 07/12/10 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I'm seriously too lazy and self-absorbed for all that.
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#416614 - 07/12/10 03:08 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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^^^Dat nigga don't lie.^^^^
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#416615 - 07/12/10 04:51 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I don't want anything to do with Gia after reading about that burned/shredded shirt thing.
Gia is a great cyber-acquaintance but she is too crazy for me. And I'm bringing plenty of crazy of my own to the deal.
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#416617 - 07/12/10 07:21 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I would perform all sorts of favors for Gia, but like many of us with a dark outlook on life, we have made choices in mates that merely serve to creat a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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#416618 - 07/12/10 07:38 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
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Gia trends towards Peter Pan, waifish boys who barely need to shave. Likely she will do this all her life. We all have our weaknesses.
The beauty of Gia is she recognizes this. I would like to see a Gia/Have2cit meet and greet though.
This stuff hardly constitutes arguing.
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#416620 - 07/12/10 08:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Johnny Cash was a Morse Intercept Operator in the Air Force Security Service. He could copy 35 WPM. He was stationed in Germany and may have been the first American to know of Stalin's death.
I knew that. Drinks on the house!
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#416621 - 07/12/10 08:31 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Best current historical research indicates that Stalin's inner circle knew they were about to be subjected to a bloody purge, and assisted Stalin's departure from this veil of tears.
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#416622 - 07/14/10 06:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Nice job managing the All-Star game Girardi. You have the three best closers in the American League in your bullpen with a 1-0 lead in the seventh inning and you bring out Phil Hughes. Plus you burn through your bench so you have no one to pinch run for Ortiz in the ninth inning and he gets thrown out at 2nd on a bloop single to right field.
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#416623 - 07/14/10 07:07 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
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All Star Game is a joke. They should do USA vs. World, that would be fun.
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#533103 - 11/03/11 07:07 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I am presented with a rare combination of animosity and opportunity. My team lost last weekend. I lost a friend Tuesday. Another went into Hospice today.
So bring it, but bring it quick- I can't be dicking around with you bastards all night. I will use google, drudge and huff post to argue about anything tonight.
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#533265 - 11/05/11 06:15 PM
Re: Anyone feel like arguing?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Fuck your team.
Fuck both your friends (not physically, unless she was a chick, but necro is gross, so I digress).
Fuck you.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#533275 - 11/05/11 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck you. You are a day and a half later than me at my angriest. I won the interwebs and by extension, the World, when no one responded.
It's good to be King.
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#533315 - 11/06/11 07:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Bullshit. FWIW, I AM NOT cleaning your royal penis, your royal highness.
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#548037 - 03/19/12 09:37 PM
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Riviera is the most overrated closer in baseball history. The only reason everyone sucks his nuts is because he has spent his entire career as a Yankee when his entire team has pretty much been an all star team. Put him in a Milwaukee Brewer or Pittsburgh Pirate uniform for his career and no one would ever have heard of him. OK, TUP, 3 years later, Mariano still at the top of the game, you still feel this way??? Sure, if he was on a shit team like the Pirates, he wouldn't be as big of a star as he is, because he wouldn't have all those post season records. Dude is money, and has been the most important Yankee since the day he took over the closer job. Most regular season saves, most postseason saves, and he'da have an easy 50 more in the regular season, if Torre didn't baby him in Aug & Sept all those years, saving him for the post season. Yeah, he's had a couple fuck ups in big games, but he been in so many of them, it's bound to happen from time to time. Relievers usually have a prime of 5 or so years. Mo has gone 15 years of dominance, with one fucking pitch, in the toughest division in baseball. Boston, Toronto, late 90's Orioles, current Rays, no other division is that deep year in and year out. 603 saves, 1111 Ks in 1211.1 IP. 14 seasons over 30 saves, 8 of them 40+, 2 50+. 11 seasons with an ERA under 2.00. 5x top 5 for Cy Young, 2x top 10 for MVP. If you are into advanced stats, which I'm not, his ERA+ is the best all time, 52 points ahead of Pedro Martinez in second. Check this line out 96 games, 8-1 record, 0.70 ERA, 42 saves, 141 IP, 110 Ks that is his post season record. It is fucking SICK. How about this: 64 games, 1-2, 1.91 ERA, 44 saves, 61.1 IP, 60Ks Last is last year, at 41 years old, in his 17th season. In conclusion, hate the uniform all you want, I know how it is, but you gotta be on powerful meds to think Mariano isn't the greatest reliever of all time. You need a face to hate, then hate on A-Rod, or Jeter, or Tex. P.S. I am happy as a pig in shit that Andy Pettitte is back.
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#548976 - 03/28/12 10:40 AM
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Baseball is a game for slow people.
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#548977 - 03/28/12 10:45 AM
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Being a sports fan is the sign of an idiot.
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#548985 - 03/28/12 11:21 AM
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The need to be part of something larger than yourself. I don't need that so I think It's stupid when people do.
If you have ever said "we won" and you are referring to a team you do not play for you a pathetic idiot.
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#549009 - 03/28/12 03:53 PM
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i never us 'we' for a team i support. and i love the shit out of some sports. Yeah there is a ton of bullshit on some levels, but i dig the fact that it's still (mostly) a meritocracy. you fucking suck, you lose your job to someone who is good.
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#549012 - 03/28/12 04:35 PM
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I always hated that "we" shit too. Ky. basketball "fans" are the worst. A huge percentage of them that rant and rave about them don't even know when they play their next game or are able to name more than one player on the team.
Having said that. Sports is good. Most of the time.
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#549036 - 03/28/12 10:26 PM
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Sports is good for a good reason. It's important to be able to step back and think about those reasons.
That said, yeah, I agree with anything anyone says about UK basketball fans. What kind of fanbase places bkb above ncaafb?
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#549043 - 03/29/12 12:18 AM
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I just want to understand how 2 people can love their chosen spectator sport with the exact same intensity but:
Football fan says "we won/lost" after a game.
Tennis fan says "player X won/lost" after a game.
Can someone explain that in a way which is better or more respectful than my explanation? Which is just that football fans are stupid and NEED to feel like they are part of something larger than themselves. And tennis fans have a realistic view of their favorite sport?
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#549047 - 03/29/12 03:20 AM
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It's not as complicated or as deep as you make it out to be. Football is a team sport...hence "We". Boxing and singles Tennis is an individual sport, so "He". I do know people who say "We're back" whenever Tiger Woods does well so it's definitely not a hard and fast rule.
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#549049 - 03/29/12 09:03 AM
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I think a lot of the "we" stuff stems from the fact that the person that is a fan of the team generally supports them by purchasing tickets, attending games, buying merchandise, etc, so they feel like they are apart of it. Yes it is the owner that signs the players' checks, but it is the fans that gladly hand the owner the money to do it.
Then you can just go to "us vs. them." Yankees/Phillies World Series from a couple years ago. New York beat Philly. Modern day war between city/states for bragging rights. Instead of NYC sending 10K troops to burn Philly to the ground, they send 25 guys w/ bats and gloves to take their pride. Instead of looting treasures, the winner gets a ring. Instead of raping their women, the players fuck their strippers.
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#549063 - 03/29/12 03:43 PM
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Then you can just go to "us vs. them." Yankees/Phillies World Series from a couple years ago. New York beat Philly. Modern day war between city/states for bragging rights. Instead of NYC sending 10K troops to burn Philly to the ground, they send 25 guys w/ bats and gloves to take their pride. Instead of looting treasures, the winner gets a ring. Instead of raping their women, the players fuck their strippers.
Further to this, within NYC, each major sport has two teams, so there's intra-city rivalry as well as inter-city rivalry. I'm really not a huge sports fan, but there's a couple of friends at work I like giving shit when my Giants have a better week then their Jets.
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#549065 - 03/29/12 04:03 PM
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Man, I don't even want to hear about the Jets, w/ this T-Bo A-hole. I'm just going to be rooting for my fantasy teams until he crashes and burns and sets the Jets back 5 years.
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#549112 - 03/30/12 06:01 AM
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Sports is good for a good reason. It's important to be able to step back and think about those reasons.
That said, yeah, I agree with anything anyone says about UK basketball fans. What kind of fanbase places bkb above ncaafb?
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#549244 - 04/01/12 06:36 AM
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If one of those guys turns out to BDM I. Just. Don't. Want. To. Know.
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#549261 - 04/01/12 08:08 AM
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Nah too old for me and I carry a gun ! [and I hate both Ky. and Louis. with a passion ]
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#573741 - 11/13/12 04:24 PM
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This thread is here for you, people. We need it during these trying times.
Motherfuckers in Columbia SC decided they wanted a local sales tax so what did they do? They provided way less than the State mandated number of voting machines to precincts that had voted it down before. People in "Red" precincts encountered 2-3 hr lines. In a manner as ridiculous as the 59 precincts in Philly without a single Romney vote. Sometimes you cheat so hard, you get caught.
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#573831 - 11/13/12 10:32 PM
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You ever been to Philly? Only people that live in Philly proper are black, gay, students or homeless. I think they got some chinks too, but they aint citizens. The Romney voters are in the surrounding counties, and there are tons of old school union Democrats living with them.
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#573884 - 11/14/12 01:36 PM
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It's not bad when Libs cheat. They're saving the world.
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