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#414816 - 04/07/09 09:29 PM Have you ever tried pheromones?
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#414817 - 04/07/09 09:35 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Have you ever tried pheromones?
Have YOU ever been sodomized by a large Black Man sporting a huge erection?
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#414818 - 04/07/09 09:37 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Human pheromones can only attract humans. All these pheromone elixirs are from chemicals or animals. Diane Ackerman said so in 'History of the Senses' when I read it in college.
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#414819 - 04/07/09 09:38 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Umm... Eric.
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#414820 - 04/07/09 11:12 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#414821 - 04/08/09 09:28 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
theres some kind the lady that sells clothes on thursdays at work tries to sell for like 25 bucks a bottle
its made from deer musk i think
it smells like ammonia
i cant see how that shit would atrract anything
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#414822 - 04/08/09 09:36 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Buying these types of products (e.g. penis enlargement pills, pheromones, the lottery) are stupid tax. It is the financial burden some people must bear for being stupid.
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#414823 - 04/08/09 11:31 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Not the lottery! It is a very good bargain. I get a great fantasy for my dollar. Cheaper than porn.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#414824 - 04/08/09 11:39 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Chuck I think he's trying to say that you are stupid for supporting our local schools systems.

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#414825 - 04/08/09 12:08 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Chuck I think he's trying to say that you are stupid for supporting our local schools systems.




Trying to get your internet friends (and by that I mean your ONLY friends) involved in helping you out there, limpwrist?

If you can't finish your own assinine flame wars by yourself, don't start them.
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#414826 - 04/08/09 12:10 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Nice try, but I know you're an alt, so you already know chuck isn't my friend. Nice fail. But then again why do you think it's wrong to support our public schools?

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#414827 - 04/08/09 12:14 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Nice try, but I know you're an alt, so you already know chuck isn't my friend. Nice fail. But then again why do you think it's wrong to support our public schools?




I'm sure you know all about me. If you promise to light one more candle at that shrine you have devoted to me, I'll let you lick my taint.
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#414828 - 04/08/09 12:16 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Taint? You mean the region between your butthole and vagina?

Again why are you so against supporting public schools?

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#414829 - 04/08/09 12:18 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Just because you are frequently wrong, doesn't mean I'm not your friend. I assume we all share a fondness for watching throat fucking. That makes us a community of ... something.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#414830 - 04/08/09 12:19 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Taint? You mean the region between your butthole and vagina?

Again why are you so against supporting public schools?




If that is what you feel the need to call it, sweetie, I'm not gonna force you out of the closet before you're ready.
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#414831 - 04/08/09 12:22 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bitch please, if I was actually in the closet, you would be there too, flossing your teeth with the hairs around my nut sack.

Again why are you so against supporting public schools?


PS: that was a really nice thing to say chuck.

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#414832 - 04/08/09 12:28 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Bitch please, if I was actually in the closet, you would be there too, flossing your teeth with the hairs around my nut sack.

Again why are you so against supporting public schools?


PS: that was a really nice thing to say chuck.




I don't want to shatter your fantasy, you do seem pretty fragile after all, but I am not gay. I don't know if you are aware how much you revealed about yourself, but sounds to me like that was *AT LEAST* a subconscious desire to get me in the closet.

Interpretation of have2cit's post: "I'm not gay, but if you are, I'll join you"
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#414833 - 04/08/09 12:31 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
My dog would interpret a calculus book as a toilet. Why should I care what stupid creatures think? I would like to put you in a closet though, but only if it was full of C4.

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#414834 - 04/08/09 12:33 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

My dog would interpret a calculus book as a toilet. Why should I care what stupid creatures think? I would like to put you in a closet though, but only if it was full of C4.




You'll do anything to get me in that closet won't you?
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#414835 - 04/08/09 12:35 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yeah, if it was full of C4. Or do the world a favor and douse yourself in gasoline then light it.

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#414836 - 04/08/09 12:46 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Yeah, if it was full of C4. Or do the world a favor and douse yourself in gasoline then light it.




Sometimes, self hating homos in denial (uhmm, such as yourself, for example) need to bury their homoerotic fantasies under a layer of masochistic threats. I think I get you pretty well, don't I?

So when you say you want to blow me... up. You really mean you just want to suck my cock right?
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#414837 - 04/08/09 12:51 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.

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#414838 - 04/08/09 12:59 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.




Listen, Freud, you're the one following me around from post to post sniffing my crotch like a bitch in heat. If you don't want me to pay attention to you, stop sitting up on your hind legs with your tongue out wagging, begging for scraps of my attention.

I have never once posted anything other than a reply to your silly assed desperate attempts at starting a flame war with me, supertwink.
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#414839 - 04/08/09 01:04 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sniffing your crotch? More like kicking your teeth in, but whatever. Only you have the power to make the pain stop.

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#414840 - 04/08/09 01:12 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Sniffing your crotch? More like kicking your teeth in, but whatever. Only you have the power to make the pain stop.





If I *EVER* thought anybody (including yourself) actually believed any of what you just wrote, I'd publicly apologize to everybody on the internet and never use my computer again.

A brain-dead, mentally retarded, pre-pubescent, short-bus, grade school girl tweaking on an impending meth overdose could have given me more of an intellectual challenge than any one of your posts.


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#414841 - 04/08/09 01:14 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yet you're the one who resorted to the gay jokes when backed into an intellectual corner. Better get cracking on that apology bitch.

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#414842 - 04/08/09 01:19 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

Yet you're the one who resorted to the gay jokes when backed into an intellectual corner. Better get cracking on that apology bitch.




I just call 'em as I see 'em, limpwrist.

I have never paid as much attention to another man on the internet as you have towards me in my life. Get it through your thick skull, numbnuts, I'm not playing hard to get, I want you to die a slow, lingering, painful death or else develop an interest in girls.

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#414843 - 04/08/09 01:23 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
It's funny how a black man will look at a zebra and see that he has white stripes while a white man will look at the very same zebra and see that he has black stripes. Lust after me all you want, but it's not going down nut hugger.

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#414844 - 04/08/09 01:28 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
I've had hemorrhoids that spent less time up my ass, were less annoying, better looking, and more intelligent than you, douchebag.

What was that you said about resorting to homosexual accusations when painted into an intellectual corner?
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#414845 - 04/08/09 01:33 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

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#414846 - 04/08/09 01:38 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
You stick hemorrhoids into your ass? Just your own I hope. Earth to dipshit, guess what? You are gay.

You opened the door and let yourself out of the closet. I only spit in your face (but not the way you like it) when your lips got too close to my crotch. Not going to happen so put it back in your pants.

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#414847 - 04/08/09 01:40 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?




Run out of fisting lube again? Just use what your dad used on you, axle grease.

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#414848 - 04/08/09 01:59 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Errrr....you guys either need to get a room or go to the cage. Not figured out which one yet !
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#414849 - 04/08/09 02:52 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

Errrr....you guys either need to get a room or go to the cage. Not figured out which one yet !




This is their private room now. The Ultra Allure, much like Granny's tonic, sometimes has unintended results.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#414850 - 04/08/09 03:19 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Perhaps they both would like a gift of a very popular 1940's aroma !
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#414851 - 04/08/09 04:31 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.

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#414852 - 04/08/09 05:25 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


Just because you are frequently wrong, doesn't mean I'm not your friend. I assume we all share a fondness for watching throat fucking.




Hey do you ever get your social circles confused and blurt stuff like this out at AA meetings? How fucking great would that be....
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#414853 - 04/08/09 06:35 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
No, but I've introduced myself in very inappropriate work settings by saying, "My name's Chuck, and I'm an alcoholic." Not what six figure customers want to hear.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#414854 - 04/09/09 02:17 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
pheromones...this was Oprah the other day...and there was a special on History Channel about attraction. It was interesting though how people tend to match up their own level of looks in the opposite sex.

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#414855 - 04/09/09 03:49 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.




Damn !!!!! Someone finally gets me !!!!!!!!!!!!
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#414856 - 04/09/09 04:06 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.




Damn !!!!! Someone finally gets me !!!!!!!!!!!!




bdm.. I'm not watching five fucken minutes of youtube just so you can make a point. When hav2 calls you wheezy and old and you produce a reply like that it makes me want to kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.
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#414857 - 04/09/09 04:20 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

bdm.. I'm not watching five fucken minutes of youtube just so you can make a point. When hav2 calls you wheezy and old and you produce a reply like that it makes me want to kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.




Heheeh. Shit Lou!
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#414858 - 04/09/09 04:35 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Fucking spoilsport ! Is that better ?
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#414859 - 04/09/09 07:29 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

...kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.





We are Ham geeks, you can't hide from us. Air Cards, WiFi, satellite internet, we will find you.

Besides, I am having enough trouble trying to find a way to take the motorcycle along. And I barely have room for dog food and Gag Factor DVDs.

You're only as old as the pron you watch. Who do you think buys this stuff, not you young internet savvy free porn people, it's us geezers with lots of room on the credit cards.

Lookie:



Now, this is geezers making porn for geezers.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#414860 - 04/09/09 08:19 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Roger roger ! Tell'em Charin ! I'm too pissed !
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#414861 - 04/10/09 04:24 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Now, this is geezers making porn for geezers.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




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#414862 - 04/10/09 08:46 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.




Listen, Freud, you're the one following me around from post to post sniffing my crotch like a bitch in heat. If you don't want me to pay attention to you, stop sitting up on your hind legs with your tongue out wagging, begging for scraps of my attention.

I have never once posted anything other than a reply to your silly assed desperate attempts at starting a flame war with me, supertwink.






Wha, wha...Did someone call?!
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#414863 - 04/12/09 09:02 PM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I'm shocked that Panzie has yet to post a picture of pheromones he bought on E-Bay.

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#414864 - 04/13/09 07:08 AM Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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