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#414343 - 04/09/09 11:59 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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Baba Boey! Baba Boey!
There is a quite swoosh as the heavy door swings shut after he enters and a slight rustling of the crisp white labcoat as the learned practitioner seats himself across from you and says with a heavy heart.."You aren't gonna make it"
Looking up after delivering the "bad news", the old man is surprised to see his patient slowly stand up with a faint smile dancing across his lips and place his hand gently upon his shoulder as if to comfort the old practitioner. "Don't worry, Doc," he answered. "Some people fight the inevitable, kicking and screaming right up to the end, some people rush towards the grave as if they want it, and some people just live their lives for themselves and understand that the end will come to us all someday; and can accept that fact without bitterness or fear."
The old practitioner sat back searching for the right thing to say, unsure who gave whom the real news, but comforted in the realization that he'll probably see that patient again soon, but even if he didn't, the patient was able to accept his fate better than most of the others to whom he had given that same, trite, proclamation.
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#414349 - 04/10/09 04:44 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Day 5 Games Closed
Championship game is set
Gypsy showed her class by holding off Sandra Bernhard to advance to her first championship game, where she will face off against the cinderella story of the tournament. Luis Guzman who defied the odds to advance to the championship game as a number 8 seed.
1.Gypsy vs 8.Luis Guzman
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#414350 - 04/10/09 04:53 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Re: You can do it From: RenfieldGyps Honey you know nothing about me, Ive won so many things in life...especially in school, Ive won awards for skiing while in Aspen, but none of this is your business. Carry on with your stupid poll.....Im sure you get a hard on from this. ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least. Doesnt impact my life, and never will. YOU FAIL all the time Monkey. You can say whatever you want, Bitch can say whatever he wants, does not change the fact that I love my life and that my "real" people love me. My life is wonderful and very fulfilling, unlike yours must be that you need attention from strangers to tell you that you are funny and get validation from a porn forum. And I will be thinking about you too while Im in my summer home in the Hamptons this Summer, Amagansett to be exact, maybe I will invite you over for a BBQ one day. Good luck in life. I wish you no harm. I want you to be happy and if this makes you happy, by all means, knock yourself the fuck out.
Truth be told, Im on your mind 24/7. You cant deny that Mr. Monkey. Either you hate me or secretly love me, but you still can not stop thinking about me, it's a bit obsessive, no??
I'm not reading all that.
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#414352 - 04/10/09 09:32 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#414354 - 04/10/09 09:38 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#414356 - 04/10/09 05:59 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Is Apsen somewhere around Vial?
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#414359 - 04/11/09 03:16 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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CHAMPIONSHIP GAME OVERTIME
Tied at 13 a piece, the championship games goes into overtime. (coin is flipped) Gypsy yells heads, it hits the corner of the table, lands, bounces, turns and falllllllsssssssssssss HEADSSSSSSSSSSSS, HEADDSSSSSSSSSS, HEADDDDDDDDDS HEADDDDDDDDDDS, GYSPY WINSSSSSSSSS, SHE HAS DONE IT. One of the greatest games in ugly tournament history, (luis guzman falls to his knees , puts his head in his hands),
Gypsy's buzzer beating heads call , will go down in history with the great game winning shots of all time
Gypsy is amazing people, she had a near perfect plan the entire tournament, blowing out the players she was meant to and proving too good (and ugly) for the tougher matchups.
(monkey grabs luis) Luis, I know this is tough to swallow right now, but you have to be proud of the tournament you've had as a number 8 seed, giving up homecourt the entire way to be within a single vote of winning it all. "Monkey, right now, im just numb, I really felt I had a great chance at winning this thing and, words can't describe how crushed I am right now, its heartbreaking" (luis walks away).
There you have it, Gypsy the favorite from day 1, has done it, she has won the first XPTMC Tournament of UGLY, shes a winner, shes a champion and shes god damn, donkey ass, fried goat testicles disgustingly ugly. GYPSY 2009 World Champion (of ugly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig
AND NOW
I'd like to introduce, the people's champion, the one and only, your favorite and mine. GYPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (crowd goes wild)
2009 XPTMC UGLY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD: GYPSY
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#414363 - 04/12/09 12:05 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#414364 - 04/12/09 02:11 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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#414366 - 04/12/09 10:32 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I'm very disappointed in you all. This vote shows that you all have about as much intellectual integrity as that liar Jigaloo who made the ridiculous statement "thirteen year old girls don't turn most of us on". I've only seen that one pic of Renfield. Admitedly, it doesn't make me want to rush home to polish the bishop like a teen whose boobs are just starting to sprout. But she definitely doesn't look as disgusting as Whoopi, Kelly Osbourne or the jews (Sandra Bernhard and Tori Spelling). Clearly, you let your hate influence your votes. This behavior is beneath XPT.
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#414371 - 04/12/09 01:31 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Cokey: Quote:
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Me and Smelly Monkey are NOT doing our jobs
Oh, so know you're Smelly Monkey's girl. You're a total fuckin' cyberslut. Note to Monkey: She's a lying cock-tease with a stealth mean streak. Don't get played like the rest of us.
The rest of us? Who are you referring to, Coke? Names? Or do you hide behind the majestic plural to obscure your failure?
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#414372 - 04/12/09 01:49 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I was referring to Ruin Trajectory, Jeff Jordan and ALL ETHNIC GERMANS - baaaaahahaha!.
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#414373 - 04/12/09 08:31 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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I don't mind sharing.
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#414375 - 04/13/09 11:33 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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BIG NEWSSSSSSSS
Well a deal has been struck, this is ground breaking news. Xpt's very own monkey cage and the boys in charge of facial abuse have struck a ONE scene deal for the winner of this tournament, none other than the one and only, Gypsy. Duke confirmed the deal this morning with me, he was quoted as saying "eh, why not" and "only if she works cheap" but the important thing is we have a deal in place to make Gypsy a star. Duke is the Clive Davis of porn, he has an amazing eye for talent and takes those who are already stars and makes them even bigger, Like Lacey Duvalle who was a star and after her scene with duke she became a superstar, her fan base grew and her fees went up, and how can we forget his scene with gina lynn who was a superstar and now is an icon, her scene will go down as the citizen kane of rough blow job scenes.
Gypsy who is currently house squatting in the madoff's hampton summer residence couldn't be reached for comment.
But this is it gypsy, this is your chance to have class, to be a contender, to be somebody, instead of a bum, which is what you are and lets face it gypsy, it was you.
Gypsy has never worked on film (at least that we know of) and she might need some positive feedback from the board to realize her dream, so please be kind and let her know how much we would like to see a gypsy facial abuse scene, thanks monkey
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#414378 - 04/17/09 05:44 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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#414379 - 04/17/09 05:48 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Do you REALLY want to know what my problem is?
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#414380 - 04/17/09 06:47 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Electro you've grown old and tired now, Im sorry I even stuck up for ya ever.....you've also been outted...if you think it bothers me, try again hermie, its been done and 10000000 x better than you can ever do. Dontcha got those kids to take care of? You wanna start fucking around, I will become a total scumbag that I said I never would do or be on here, but if you wanna take it there, let's go!!
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#414381 - 04/17/09 11:03 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Yeah, I've been outed, ya happy now?!... You will ruin 4 years of posting on XPT as a "non-scumbag" to get back at me for ^that?... Ya, real mature... You said NOTHING here would ever bother you...
Laters, Hermman
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#414385 - 04/18/09 02:45 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Either that or they could just... themselves.I'm cool with that too..
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#414386 - 04/18/09 08:31 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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#414387 - 04/22/09 03:30 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
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6. Tori Spelling
Little miss piggy
Amazingly she looks somewhat okay in this photo. Even before the surgery the girl had a face for radio. She just never looked right to me. Maybe it's her hair. She's just not attractive at all.
How does she keep finding work? I mean, she gets cast as the PRETTY GIRL! WTF?
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#414391 - 04/24/09 09:52 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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No Static it doesnt bother me
Did you mean "No Monkey it doesn't bother me"?
Have you hit up Duke and his crew?
Time is money, ye$?.
Dont be confused, although I know that comes easy for you, I meant Static in reply to your message about me having an issue with you posting those pics...NO it doesnt bother me, like I said, keep on, keeping on babe, it's all good. And I dont need any extra money, but if you do for diapers or binkies, pm me your address I will send you a money order or a certified check so its ready asap. I like to see other girls spunked and pissed on, not myself MONKEY! I dont need a couple bucks, and if I did, I have a bank to go to. So thanks but no thanks for reaching out to Duke on my behalf, why dont ya ask your sister, or another family member, Im sure they can use the money. Hey why dont you ask Duke to start a faggot site, maybe you can make the money yourself. And wouldnt have to worry about all the money you've lent out to whores and have never gotten back. You are still a prized posession
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