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#41331 - 07/27/04 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I voted Gen. You should always fear the small ones - they haven't survived by being meek and submissive.
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#41332 - 07/27/04 10:57 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/28/03
Posts: 9
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i vote for gen because she looks like a gopher.
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#41335 - 07/28/04 12:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I took fayner, A jew and a junkie, a combination thats hard to beat.
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#41336 - 07/28/04 09:01 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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I voted for the perky and violent Miss Lauren. Not only is that bat dangerous, but it would infect any open wounds it made.
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#41338 - 07/28/04 12:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 94
Loc: la la land
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GEN PADOVA..... i live with gen, and although she is the sweetest girl ever there's something about her that screams "dont fucking piss me off!!" i live in constant fear ... 
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#41341 - 07/29/04 02:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
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Quote:
(b.) they can each have one weapon if they choose. Who comes out of the cage alive?
OK Sparky...let's take your rules and add in your insinuation I wouldn't do more physically than punch in the stomach. (Although if it was Gen I'd get very hands on)
I get to choose one weapon?
OK...
I'll take a fully loaded AK-47 assault rifle. The blood would fly in the other direction from me. 
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#41344 - 07/30/04 01:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/30/04
Posts: 192
Loc: Missouri
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The best weapon ever is the bare hands given to me. It's amazing what you can do with just your hands.... a gun just requires good aim and a push of a button. Hands do much more and slower damage to the hated.
You hate me? 
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#41346 - 07/30/04 09:34 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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Svar på:
You hate me?
Svar på:
No of course not. It wasn't geared towards you. It was a general statement of opinion.
Yea, she hates everybody. You just happen to be in the way.
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#41348 - 07/30/04 01:40 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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Svar på:
Boy dont you all wish it were really that way so you guys would have a good reason to hate me back LOL
I'm trying to work that out, but I'm not having any luck. Too much of that peach stuff for you. You gotta hang out with me and get with the shoe polish and after shave.
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#41350 - 07/30/04 03:59 PM
Re: xxxporntalk catfighting pool
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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Wait...I'm in the Monkey Cage, I don't see an exit, and I've just provoked Gen. Hang on a second baby...
Being of sound mind and body, I hereby bequeeth my copy of the Chicago Manual of Style to Smelly Monkey, and my collection of photographs of Islamic religious leaders in fashionable poses to jrc. Smartt likes classic literature, so I'm leaving him Knut Hamson's great modernist novel Hunger. Hint, hint, big guy. To Jeff Steward I leave the phone numbers of all the girls who ever stiffed me for a date; he's the only person I known of who can make a business out of people who don't show up. To Brandon Iron I leave my textbooks on game theory. If you're going to play games, learn how to do it right. I know you won't read them, but one may fall off the shelf and knock a clue into your head. To Mellissa Lauren I leave the kitchen knives. They've just been sharpened; you could dismember an elephant in five minutes with those things. Forget porn, you've got great things ahead of you in horror. To Smiling Arab, the lawyer, I leave an Islamic law text. In about two days he'll have worked out a theory of how the Hanafi school of jurisprudence leads to ugly women. To Cleetus, I leave all the evil in my soul. It will be safe in his hands; he's not capable of using evil. To Taylor Rain, I leave my asshole. You're going to need a spare. Try not to break this one. To Bush I leave all the sexual innuendo inherent in his name and to Kerry the phallic imagery suggested by his jaw. Were ever two people more meant for each other? To Zenman, as an avatar, I leave a photograph of Zen Master Ian Kishizawa, an ardent supporter of the Japanese occupation of Korea and China. To Corina Taylor I leave a life size cardboard cutout of any rock musician of her choice. He's gorgeous, he's sexy, and he's not afraid to hang out with you in public. Unfortunately, he's two dimensional, but that's rock musicians for you.
OK Gen, I'm ready. Dies irae dies illa...
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#41351 - 08/01/04 06:20 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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