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#412696 - 04/05/09 12:51 PM
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Registered: 04/05/09
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#412697 - 04/05/09 01:01 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Perhaps, but you gotta understand that the whore never gave me any closure whatsoever. That's what I needed.
Holy fuck, what a baby. 
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#412699 - 04/05/09 04:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Eric, what do your friends think of all this? As in your guy friends in real life that you hang out with. Not internet friends. Real friends.
the only real thing Eric have in his life is 2 huge:
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#412701 - 04/05/09 06:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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From The Journal Gazette
 HA! That just too frigging much! I wonder if they'll throw her a parade or erect (pun entirely intended) a statue of her in the town square?
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#412704 - 04/05/09 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Using XPT to get closure is like using Luke Ford to get photography instruction.
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#412707 - 04/06/09 12:19 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
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You need closure? Try closing your mouth when you cry, bitch. Keep it to a low whimper for everyone's sake if not your own. At least that other dumbass was smart enough to recognize a no-win situation and shut the fuck up. You, on the other hand, seem to be hell-bent on demonstrating what an outright loser you are. Were your parents first or second cousins?
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#412709 - 04/06/09 10:04 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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A lamp from my living room just told me about this thread.
You people are sick assholes.
Bree is a good person, and I should know - I've been with her through thick and thin for nearly ten years. I realized when she started to do porn that we could never truly have a monogamous relationship and so I resigned myself to be her 'furniture with benefits'.
It's been tough, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch like that creepy dude.
I realize that you guys probably won't believe I really am Bree's chair leg, but I hope this picture helps prove that I am who I say I am.
Please stop saying hateful things about Bree!
I guess you could say I'm her biggest supporter!
Edited by Bree Olson's Chair Leg (04/06/09 10:05 AM)
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#412711 - 04/06/09 11:08 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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I've received some pms from people that accuse me of overstating my relationship with BreeBree (that's what I called her). Someone suggested I was just her "fucktoy".
Bullshit. I know what we had.
I'll never forget the weekend when she came with me to meet my folks.
My dad was especially fond of her. I only found out why after I took my pictures into WalMart for developing.
It was kind of hot, actually.
Edited by Bree Olson's Chair Leg (04/06/09 11:10 AM)
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#412713 - 04/06/09 05:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
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I just want to take this time to say, I have not fucked Bree Olson.
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#412714 - 04/06/09 05:18 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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Let me guess, you got wood when you looked at the photos.
Let's just say I was rubbing myself so hard a fire started.
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#412716 - 04/06/09 05:54 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/07/08
Posts: 15
Loc: South Carolina, USA
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Bree Olson's Chair Leg is one funny guy. And he has a veneer of respectability.
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#412717 - 04/06/09 05:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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#412719 - 04/06/09 10:52 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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No Pee for Dr. Sniffles. There were a couple of scratching incidents. Dr. Sniffles got de-clawed soon afterward.
I remember how embarassing it was for Breebree to explain how she got those splinters in her vajajay.
Now that she's 'fixed' we get along OK.
Great news!
I just heard the front door say to the kitchen table that Breebree is on her way back to Fort Wayne for the next couple of weeks!!!!!!
Hopefully we get some 'alone time'.
Edited by Bree Olson's Chair Leg (04/06/09 10:54 PM)
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#412720 - 04/06/09 11:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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bree olson's chair leg isn't gonna take this sitting down.
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#412725 - 04/07/09 12:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She cheated on them with Ethan Allen.
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#412726 - 04/07/09 12:07 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
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This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.
Taken from a Breee Olson interview:
Kinkiest Thing I’ve done: Fucked my ass with the leg of a chair
Thought you would have known that Petey 
Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.
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#412727 - 04/07/09 12:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
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Jesus this thread is awesome! I think everyone on xpt has posted in here, well now they have, lol.
Anyways Petey, dude you were just dying to tell everyone that you banged Bree weren't you? Congrats, you just impressed absolutely no one on this board, try adt, I'm sure they will make you fanboi of the year over there. You should of researched this board before starting this thread, but hey there's a silver lining to everything. Everyone here got to hand you your ass didn't they? Oh and BTW she may have been laughing with you about how pathetic Eric is, but rest assure she was doing the same thing to you with some other loser.
Eric, where to begin. I know stop with the whining. You need closure, so do lots of other people. Its called R-E-A-L-I-T-Y. Deal with it, move the fuck on. There's a reason you didn't get laid until you were 28, and it wasn't because it was your choice. Women hate men who are whiny because it is indicative of how the relationship will be, and everyone (man or woman) will get annoyed, quickly.
All you needed to take from the situation was that YOU GOT PLAYED. It happens to all of us. The difference is most, not all, will take from the experience and use it as reference with future partners. So the next time someone tries this bullshit you are ready. I'm just trying to, like I think many here are trying to do, is give you the advice that one of your friends should have given you. And if they did, well then everyone who is here to trash is right to do it. Going online and letting all this out in the open does not help you in the healing process. It only does three things, 1) Give you ulcers, 2) Grey hair, 3) A bunch of people online telling you your a dumbass, and then being right.
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#412729 - 04/07/09 06:29 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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chairs cant talk or type.
I've got more wood than Ryan Knox.
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#412731 - 04/07/09 08:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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Imagine, up-end a bar stool and Bree could fit another 2 sluts for an anal threesome.
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#412732 - 04/07/09 08:22 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 25
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Oh, crap, this is getting ridiculous.
Yes, I'm RaeRae's cat, and this Chair Leg fucker is a piece of shit. I've rubbed my asshole on him so many times, I can't even remember it.
You stupidheads have no idea how hard it is to be a porn whore's cat. Jeez, every night she comes home reeking of some sweaty dude who just fucked her. And then she grabs me away from my Fancy Feast dinner and plops me down by her smelly clam. Eeeewwww!
I would swear on a stack of Larry Bird autographed jerseys that I can't stand her being in porn, because it affects ME! I'm the one who gets groped after she lets Manuel Ferrera spill his infected semen on her face, then she comes home and kisses me? Disgusting.
And this weirdo Eric. I told her he was bad news a long time ago, right after she agreed to help pay for that U-Haul he got with the big "Montana" logo on the side. Hell, why didn't he just move there? It would have made our lives a whole lot easier.
I just wish RaeRae would quit porn and come back home for good. I really cherished those nights where we would watch "CSI: Miami" naked on the couch, and she would let me dine at her Y a little.
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#412735 - 04/07/09 10:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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oh lord. http://www.myspace.com/465483370when's the twitter account getting set up?
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#412736 - 04/07/09 11:38 AM
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Registered: 04/05/09
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This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.
Taken from a Breee Olson interview:
Kinkiest Thing I’ve done: Fucked my ass with the leg of a chair
Thought you would have known that Petey
Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.
He's absolutely right! Chairs can't talk! Or type! And he ain't petey! And that ain't funny! What is funny is groups of random guys on the internet claiming to have banged Bree Olsen! Join the Club, we have membership cards and and a clubhouse. It's located in the broom closet of Shangri-La east...hurry up though, space is running out*
*If we do run out of space, Bree has volunteered to let us meet in her pussy, where there is apparently a LOT of room!
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#412740 - 04/07/09 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Ooops, wrong thread!
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#412741 - 04/07/09 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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It might be time to lock this shit down...
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#412743 - 04/07/09 03:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Bolc... Do the other 3 legs ever get jealous of you?.
That might be awkward sitting diagonally from 3 jealous fucks with a just fucked whore smile stained on your face.
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#412744 - 04/07/09 03:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Are stools considered midgits; I mean little people? Just wondering. Thanx.
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#412745 - 04/07/09 03:54 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
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Closer to retards.
Many midgets are actually highly evolved.
Now add me on myspace or I'll throatfuck you so hard your breath will smell like pinesol for a month.
Lou, that's not a "just fucked whore smile stained on (my) face", it's Minwax Fast-Drying Polyurethane.
Edited by Bree Olson's Chair Leg (04/07/09 03:58 PM)
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#412746 - 04/07/09 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Let's see what you have to bring to the table, and I'll add you.
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