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#411313 - 03/28/09 11:37 AM Ivan's Bday Bash
JAGnLA Offline
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Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Okay, ready, aim and fire! I know you dudes love pics to go nuts on, but I do have to add that this was a great party and - so say what you will, LOL!

All the pics are in my flickr album here:
JAG's Flickr Album



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#411314 - 03/28/09 04:16 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
JAGnLA Offline
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Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Just a few of whats in the album linked (for the lazy!)





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#411315 - 03/29/09 08:02 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash *DELETED*
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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#411316 - 03/29/09 08:07 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash *DELETED*
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Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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#411317 - 03/29/09 08:32 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hit up the FreeOnes event tonight. I'm there RIGHT NOW with my make-up on, hair coiffed, and dressed to kill. I'm not gonna lie when I'll tell you that I was depressed and not taking care of myself for a few weeks for no reason.

I also quickly learned that going to The Ivy in your pajamas is only cool if you're Hugh Hefner.
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#411318 - 03/29/09 08:36 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash *DELETED*
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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#411319 - 03/29/09 08:41 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
And though I was eating so natural/ so fresh and so clean clean, I wasn't working out. I gained 7 lbs. When I gain, it all goes to my face and ass. Never the tits. ARRRGH!!!
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#411320 - 03/29/09 11:45 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
I'll say it again, no need at all for the 'extras'
Wish I'd thought to head to the Free Ones event, though...coulda used a thrill!

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#411321 - 03/29/09 11:50 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Hit up the FreeOnes event tonight. I'm there RIGHT NOW with my make-up on, hair coiffed, and dressed to kill. I'm not gonna lie when I'll tell you that I was depressed and not taking care of myself for a few weeks for no reason.

I also quickly learned that going to The Ivy in your pajamas is only cool if you're Hugh Hefner.




Here's the one that got MY blood boiling...



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#411322 - 03/29/09 11:58 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
jag, is ivan indigent? he looks like he's been sleeping in the backseat of a '73 chevy nova parked on the corner of devonshire and canoga for a few weeks.
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#411323 - 03/30/09 12:24 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

jag, is ivan indigent? he looks like he's been sleeping in the backseat of a '73 chevy nova parked on the corner of devonshire and canoga for a few weeks.




LOL!
Yeah, the man definitely has a look all his own. He actually doesn't ALWAYS dress like that. I guess because he's actually shy, He just like to go outrageous when he's "on stage"...kinda like Elton John, HA!

Although I did hear some people who've known him for years remark that they have NEVER seen him wear long pants.

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#411324 - 03/30/09 12:30 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
What's with all the deleted Grant Michaels posts? Did he call Gia fat?

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#411325 - 03/30/09 12:32 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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What's with all the deleted Grant Michaels posts? Did he call Gia fat?




I saw the first two. He was a bit snarky toward baby G. Didn't see the third one.
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#411326 - 03/30/09 01:34 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Grant didn't call me fat. He said I looked unkempt, basically. I was. I looked like shit that night and I know it. He apologized in a pm, and I pm'd him back saying he didn't need to erase his posts. I own up to the fact that I should've at least looked groomed. Let's face it; I looked like I rolled out of dead hooker storage.
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#411327 - 03/30/09 01:46 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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Grant didn't call me fat. He said I looked unkempt, basically. I was. I looked like shit that night and I know it. He apologized in a pm, and I pm'd him back saying he didn't need to erase his posts. I own up to the fact that I should've at least looked groomed. Let's face it; I looked like I rolled out of dead hooker storage.




So you're still at the event? How good can it be if you're still posting?
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#411328 - 03/30/09 01:52 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm home now. I leave events early to avoid the drunk/valet line rush. Was at the FreeOnes event tonight. Ivan's b-day bash was last week.
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#411329 - 03/30/09 07:05 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Are you feeling better now G ? Depression wise ?
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#411330 - 03/30/09 08:11 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
She feels?


I think Gia looks better unkept and fat.
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#411331 - 03/30/09 08:51 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Alpha Bitch Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal
Quote:

I looked like shit that night and I know it.




Huh? You look great. You can roll out of bed and look beautiful. You are a natural exotic beauty. No need to apologize to anyone... Ever. Most girls should be so lucky.

XOXO
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#411332 - 03/30/09 10:05 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I think its pathetic that Gia would make excuses for looking human instead of like a superficial whore. I think she looked better than in any of the other pics I've seen of her. I'd still like to see her dot though.
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#411333 - 03/30/09 11:28 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
FilthFan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 107
lol, women really have have very little idea what men find attractive about women (and I mean attractive in the real world, not in porn world where attractive = big tits, something stuck up your arse and a stranger's penis in your mouth). Women often think they look terrible when they actually look the best. First thing in the morning, sleepy and grouchy is usually when they're loveliest.

So, I'm gonna join the pathetic fani-boy parade and say Gia looks lovely in those pics. A bit tired, sorta dishevelled, but lovely. Like a normal, ordinary woman of the attractive variety. Shame the sisters just don't get this about themselves.

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#411334 - 03/30/09 11:42 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

I'd still like to see her dot though.





I second that. I'd also like to see G with a red dot glued to her forehead.

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#411335 - 03/30/09 11:52 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

Quote:

I'd still like to see her dot though.





I second that. I'd also like to see G with a red dot glued to her forehead.








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#411336 - 03/30/09 01:43 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I'd still like to see her dot though.





I second that. I'd also like to see G with a red dot glued to her forehead.












Awesome! G, this box cover should be your avatar.
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#411337 - 03/30/09 02:26 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
Ahem....



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#411338 - 03/30/09 04:16 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That movie has an awesome scene from me. Sorry, the bindi is not in the scene. They added it later in photoshop.
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#411339 - 03/30/09 06:14 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

That movie has an awesome scene from me.




What was so fab about it? Please provide synopsis and filth details so i dont have to drudge through gawd awful porn looking for it ... if what you describe here sounds exceptionally yank worthy I definitely will seek it out.

And Ivan is one of perhaps 2 or 3 people (out of at least 100) I met in the porn industry who make/produce porn who was a decent, cool, worthwhile person to know.
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#411340 - 03/30/09 06:38 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I'll tell you that I was depressed and not taking care of myself for a few weeks for no reason.






menopause ?

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#411341 - 03/30/09 06:44 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Ahem....









Just for that I will do a few, if there are anymore pictures in her album someone please post them to this thread and if worthy ill give them treatment.
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#411342 - 03/30/09 08:59 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Quote:

I'd still like to see her dot though.





I second that. I'd also like to see G with a spot goo'ed on her forehead.




FIXED...

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#411343 - 03/30/09 11:12 PM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Hit up the FreeOnes event tonight. I'm there RIGHT NOW with my make-up on, hair coiffed, and dressed to kill. I'm not gonna lie when I'll tell you that I was depressed and not taking care of myself for a few weeks for no reason.

I also quickly learned that going to The Ivy in your pajamas is only cool if you're Hugh Hefner.






Here's a pic of Gia at the Freeones party with pw's Puma Swede, Nikki Benz and I don't know who on the left.




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#411344 - 03/31/09 01:34 AM Re: Ivan's Bday Bash
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Sienna West
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