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#410771 - 03/29/09 05:58 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Quote:

Doron, have you met Andi Anderson yet? She is a wonderful pleaser with big Dick Sucking Lips. She likes to eat cum.





I met her when we shot her for Our Handjob Site and Our BJ Site
She's a true whore who even took my 3 inches down her throat.....off camera

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#410772 - 03/29/09 06:52 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Thanks for the info.
No pressure or anything but I would like you to consider taking over www.loadmymouth.com for me. I want to meet someone special and settle down.
Can we discuss this in Phoenix, please?

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#410773 - 03/29/09 10:53 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Minion, I live in Scottsdale. PM me, we'll go have dinner at my favorite Italian restaurant, once owned by Sammy "the Bull" Gravano. I'll ask Mrs. Molinari to find a heavy-duty seat.

We'll toast Haley and Chico, and you can update me on your Smelly Monkey quest.

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#410774 - 03/30/09 11:58 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

I will defer to your expertise in advanced faggotry.




You mean you will refer to your own?

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#410775 - 03/31/09 08:20 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I knew a guy in college that majored in faggotometry. He was rumored to have a huge protractor !
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#410776 - 03/31/09 08:52 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
That one will go over Knox's head. He thinks a protractor is a hooker named Alice Chalmbers.
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#410778 - 03/31/09 03:49 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I'm happy that its had such a profound impact on you. I get paid handsomely to have a great time with beautiful women while you scorn very negatively towards people with better things to do. Your purpose is inconsequential and your opinion, meaningless.

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#410781 - 03/31/09 05:48 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

I get paid handsomely to get pissed on by fat street hookers and get fucked in the ass by facsimiles of other men's penises while you scorn very negatively towards people with better things to do.


Fixed.

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#410782 - 03/31/09 08:27 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

He thinks a protractor is a hooker named Alice Chalmbers.




I pee'd.
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#410783 - 04/01/09 01:06 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Please play again.




You make it so easy to.

It takes several paragraphs and two consecutive posts for you to bounce back from your meltdown. Bravo champ

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#410784 - 04/01/09 01:08 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Quote:

I get paid handsomely to get pissed on by fat street hookers and get fucked in the ass by facsimiles of other men's penises while you scorn very negatively towards people with better things to do.


Fixed.




Your fixed, limp Willie chimp. That's more action than you'll ever see.

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#410785 - 04/01/09 01:45 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Even if we assumed that you shot twice as much web content then video, you would still be up around 60 scenes for 2008.




Paper, first of all its not we that assumes, its you. Nobody is on your team and yes your assumptions are grossly incorrect. It seems you aren't familiar with Dick unless its staring you at the mouth. Put down the rock hammer, Boy.

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#410786 - 04/01/09 07:51 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I get paid handsomely to get pissed on by fat street hookers and get fucked in the ass by facsimiles of other men's penises while you scorn very negatively towards people with better things to do.


Fixed.




Your fixed, limp Willie chimp. That's more action than you'll ever see.


If my paycheck depended on getting pissed on and fucked in the ass, then yeah.

Cryin', until you come down off your meth binge and can answer, in a simple yes/no format, whether or not you enjoy getting fucked in the ass, you will nothing more than the official XPT javelin catcher.

Javelin...it's a sport in the Olympics, go look it up.

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#410788 - 04/01/09 02:06 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I tend to lose count you fucking idiot. You should just admit that you're too embarrassed to admit that your sentences admittably suck. Admit it.

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#410789 - 04/01/09 02:20 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

If my paycheck depended on getting pissed on and fucked in the ass, then yeah.




And if mine involved a name tag and a push mop, like you I'd want to blow my fucking head off.

Your only joy in life seems to be consistent with talking about guys that do Reverse Bukkake in 2006. I hope it will bring ease for years and years to your own disappointed life.

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#410790 - 04/01/09 02:33 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I tend to lose count you fucking idiot.




You tend to lose more than "count".

Things Ryan has lost...

- wood

- respect

- jobs

- dignity

- parents love

- o-rings elasticity

- social status

- $10.00 to Mike Hash in a game of Anal Demo Derby

- teeth

etc...

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#410791 - 04/01/09 02:40 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I know ya want to strike a nerve but you come across as nervous. You Def need some new material.

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#410792 - 04/01/09 02:42 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I know you'd like to come across as a hardened pro.. but ya, you know.
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#410793 - 04/01/09 02:49 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I haven't spent as much time on every message board honing my troll craft. Come to the Cage. There's a thread just for you entitled Paperchase. This guy is your legacy for sure. Show us those chat board skills in the Cage. Give the Minion the respect he deserves.

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#410794 - 04/01/09 02:52 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
btdt..

And don't ever try to come off as threatening Flopsy. Aside from cutting off the circulation in a few 15 yr old thai boys
meatsticks with your sphincter, you're completely harmless. heh
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#410795 - 04/01/09 02:57 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Are you Dense? Cage.

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#410796 - 04/01/09 03:01 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
That Cryin' Knox refuses to admit whether or not he enjoys having replica male dicks in his ass seems to indicate that he is comfortable with it. As we saw with Steve Lackwood, it's only a matter of time before he takes the real thing, be it Nacho or a liger.

Seriously, Knox, what female's vagina have you been near this month...porno or otherwise? Name the whore and where the scene appears. I'm sure Vince can retell the stories about you unable to finish the job, running off to the corner of the room trying desperately to get wood around a woman. Congratulations on that...some "star" you are.

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#410797 - 04/01/09 03:06 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You are invited to the Cage as well, seems like you don't have anything better to do. And please, feel free to commission Vince to make your case. I'd love to hear what he has to say. Sounds like you two have a confiding relationship. Respect The Minion you Tard!

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#410798 - 04/01/09 03:12 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
You guys have hijacked a thread dedicated to me and that makes me a sad panda. Seriously, stop the fighting and and focus your anger against terrorism, whores that have high b/g rates, and restaurants that don't give free refills on soft drinks.

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#410800 - 04/01/09 03:13 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

You guys have hijacked a thread dedicated to me and that makes me a sad panda. Seriously, stop the fighting and and focus your anger against terrorism, whores that have high b/g rates, and restaurants that don't give free refills on soft drinks.




See how I did that?.
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#410802 - 04/01/09 03:17 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Quote:

I tend to lose count you fucking idiot because I can't even count that high using my fingers, because I smoke Yes, I admit it.




I fixed your post for ya, flopsy.




Nice work! Awesome post, Great job.

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#410803 - 04/01/09 03:19 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Aaaand he's done.

Another day another beatdown. Maybe tomorrow Flopsy. lol
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#410804 - 04/01/09 03:23 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
And I'm sure you'll be waiting, no one can take that away from you, please go to the Cage with this.

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#410805 - 04/04/09 08:48 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Fap, Fap, Fap

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#410806 - 04/04/09 08:53 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Holy Fuck!
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#410807 - 04/04/09 08:56 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Holy Fuck!



AGREED Pretty fucking disturbing picture there.^^^^

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#410808 - 04/04/09 09:09 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
WOW, that's disturbing, it kind of reminds me of those new Hulu commercials.
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#410809 - 04/04/09 09:22 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Kudos on the pic ! Well done !
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#410810 - 04/04/09 09:57 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I can't take credit for that pic...I just found it in my journeys through the underbelly of the internet and felt it needed to be shared.
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Fap, Fap, Fap

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#410811 - 04/15/09 01:11 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
I can't believe that Minion is still alive..... I would have thought he'd have, at the very least, choked to death on vomit by now.
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meh.

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#410812 - 04/15/09 07:28 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
I got to meet the Minion last week in Phoenix. Nice guy.
Plus I felt safe standing near him as the buffet had just finished.
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#410813 - 04/16/09 12:25 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
CxGxPx Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
Quote:






"Darron Cthuluhscone"

Or

"This Zalgo bullshit has gone too far"
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#410814 - 04/16/09 08:32 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Minion, I have about three dozen Led Zeppelin bootlegs to trade. You got any? I'm looking for a better quality recording from Gonzaga University in 1968.

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#410815 - 04/21/09 03:44 AM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I got to meet the Minion last week in Phoenix. Nice guy.
Plus I felt safe standing near him as the buffet had just finished.






The real question is.... Who left Farley in charge of the bees?







Lance, whats with the mma/boxing pose?
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#410817 - 04/22/09 04:26 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


Lance, whats with the mma/boxing pose?



Meh, just something I do unconsciously in photos, habit from a long time ago. It' that or throw up the metal rules and stick out my tongue.
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#410818 - 04/22/09 08:36 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
whats great is there is a girl desiree storm is on there. I got her first scene and she was a total cunt thinking she was so hot, too good for us etc. Started so much drama too around here. It's so great to see here with that fat version of bj penn. Vindication byproxy
Duke
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#410819 - 04/23/09 08:36 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Holy fuck I really have better things to do...



Attachments
406240-minion-penn.jpg (18 downloads)



Edited by lance69 (04/23/09 10:56 PM)
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#410820 - 04/23/09 08:42 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia


Attachments
406242-penn_lance.jpg (14 downloads)



Edited by lance69 (04/23/09 08:45 PM)
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#410821 - 04/27/09 09:58 PM Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you
Cody Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
Quote:

Quote:

Holy Fuck!



AGREED Pretty fucking disturbing picture there.^^^^




Not nearly as disturbing as the picture of Minion's asshole that pops up on his site... part of me died. I forgot what the Minion looked like in my time away from XPT. The thought of Riley Mason fucking the Minion was intriguing - for a second. I just had to see proof. Last I read she's still pretty popular, yet still fucked the Minion... If I ever see her, I'll say, "Remember that time you fucked the Minion?"
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