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#408027 - 03/17/09 04:37 PM Tommy Pistol's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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#408028 - 03/17/09 04:42 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Gia,

What are your crimes?
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#408029 - 03/19/09 12:56 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
Claude Goddard Offline
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That was actually funny, Eon McKai didn't direct it right? Was it Tommy Pistol?

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#408030 - 03/19/09 12:57 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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I thought you meant someone else...Eh...
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#408031 - 03/19/09 02:22 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Sorry about the confusion. Tommy Pistol made it, but put it on Eon's site.
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#408032 - 03/19/09 07:07 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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I am pretty sure that Tommy Pistol is going to be the next porn version of Russ Meyer.

Of course the best portion of the clip is the cameo by Gia Paloma IMHO
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#408033 - 03/19/09 07:29 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Between this and the shit Bornyo made me click on I'd like to see you both exiled to "Fan Requests" for three days, together.
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#408034 - 03/19/09 07:33 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Between this and the shit Bornyo made me click on I'd like to see you both exiled to "Fan Requests" for three days, together.




You must be talking about the "life on mars" post. I burned some goodwill there, no doubt.

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#408035 - 03/19/09 07:48 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Naww it's cool. Like Mr. 2 cit said it was funny about 2 minutes in but I couldn't take the noise. I'd rather watch 20 minutes of that shit than read 2 of Cokes posts.

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#408036 - 03/20/09 12:04 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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"Cookies and cream. I love being a P.A."




That dildo scene will pretty much put off porn for a couple of weeks.



Like the Wanderers song during the end credits though.
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#408037 - 03/20/09 12:47 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
Claude Goddard Offline
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Well, Pistol seems to be a better director than McKai. Actually, so is Kimberly Kane for that matter.

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#408038 - 03/20/09 09:08 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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This is awesome! Tommy is funny and has always been a class clown. I was just talking to him about an hour ago. I was watching an old scene where he is getting his mangina munched and he is grinning at the camera because he's such a ham. Then he smacks his own ass. Leave it to Pistol for some comic relife during an extreme scene.
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#408039 - 03/20/09 10:13 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Is that the way he normally talks? Was sounding vaguely Krustyesque there,especially when the 'talent' kept disappearing.
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#408040 - 03/21/09 02:27 AM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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The voice is a put-on, very New Yawk, I think.

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#408041 - 03/21/09 01:02 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Well, Pistol seems to be a better director than McKai. Actually, so is Kimberly Kane for that matter.




Actually, any blind person could probably be a better director than McGai.
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#408042 - 03/21/09 11:29 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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we tried to get pistol back into the fold when naughty america realized that they really arent naughty. But his days of performing are over. but it was great with him and red. they were a good team.
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#408043 - 03/21/09 11:58 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Sorry about the confusion. Tommy Pistol made it, but put it on Eon's site.




No this is what threw me off:
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The name " Eon McKai " is a pseudonym and a tribute to punk singer Ian MacKaye.



I thought it was a typo and you meant the dude from Minor Threat was doing something porn related....


LoL @ RaverPorn BTW...
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#408044 - 03/24/09 05:17 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
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Ask Pistol about "Firefighter" for those who know him.
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#408045 - 03/24/09 05:34 PM Re: Eon McKai's It's a Staphylococcus Comedy
Claude Goddard Offline
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But his days of performing are over.




Really? What are his plans now, directing maybe?

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