I miss the blackest motherfucker to ever post on XPT, I offer this collection of the ghetto's finest in the hopes it will inspire him to return.

O-Dog: You got some money or not?

Basehead: Come on, man. You kmow I'm a little short. Hook me up, man.

O-Dog: Nigga, hook you up? Fuck outta here.

Basehead: Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers.

O-Dog: Nigga, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out.

Basehead: [as O-Dog was leaving] Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.

O-Dog: The fuck you just said?

Basehead: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.

O-Dog: [shoots basehead] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick.

[to A-Wax]
O-Dog: Anybody want a hamburger?

A-Wax: I don't want no motherfucking hamburger.

O-Dog: I got it from that basehead.

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.