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#407043 - 03/15/09 12:50 AM I need to fucking vent
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.


Edited by lance69 (03/15/09 12:52 AM)
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#407044 - 03/15/09 12:59 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Perhaps you can exchange a few Canadian dollars for a barrel full of Zimbabwe dollars. Keep it in a closet somewhere and roll it out the next time you're in this situation. After all, it's still cash.
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#407045 - 03/15/09 01:12 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
hey, what happened to your boy Zane after he flamed out here in LA. did he drop off the map?
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#407046 - 03/15/09 01:19 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
He's just livin' his life with his girl now. Doing well.
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#407047 - 03/15/09 01:53 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It's so cute that you guys up there spell checks as 'cheques.'
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#407048 - 03/15/09 09:20 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I know that i would prefer cash.. or 50% cash 50% check.. i hate giving the government my fucking cash so they can give welfare to cunts that got knocked up at 16 and now have 3 brats and no job.... fuck that.. i work for my money and want it in my pocket:)
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#407049 - 03/15/09 09:41 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
No problem, you can take half and half. Then the stop payment gets called in as soon as you leave.
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#407050 - 03/15/09 09:49 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
And if anyone that works for you ever reads that, i hope they all ask for cash:)
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#407051 - 03/15/09 10:09 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'
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#407052 - 03/15/09 10:44 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'




In this case add me to the "One bad influence away from porn" thread. Just sayin'...
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#407053 - 03/15/09 12:58 PM Re: I need to fucking vent
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ I knew I had you "pegged"
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#407054 - 03/15/09 10:14 PM Re: I need to fucking vent
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Pay'em in meth, grass, cocaine, and pills. Cut out the middle man. Just sayin'




In this case add me to the "One bad influence away from porn" thread. Just sayin'...





The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#407055 - 03/20/09 03:02 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.




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#407056 - 03/20/09 03:54 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

hey, what happened to your boy Zane after he flamed out here in LA. did he drop off the map?




Its kinda funny you mentioned "flamed out"

I heard a story about "PhatZane" a while back (spring 2008?); during a shoot (I assume for Naughty America) someone couldn't find him and eventually checked the make-up room. They walked in and found him applying a massive amount of concealer on a giant, pus-filled herpes infection on his dick.

I guess he thought no one would notice. They told him to go home on the spot.

Any truth?
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#407057 - 03/20/09 04:55 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
You oughta know, Mr. Pusfilled Throat.
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#407058 - 03/20/09 04:56 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

You oughta know, Mr. Pusfilled Throat.




YAWN.
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#407059 - 03/20/09 07:32 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.




Coming soon to dive near you !
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#407060 - 03/20/09 09:32 AM Re: I need to fucking vent
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


I heard a story about "PhatZane" a while back (spring 2008?); during a shoot (I assume for Naughty America) someone couldn't find him and eventually checked the make-up room. They walked in and found him applying a massive amount of concealer on a giant, pus-filled herpes infection on his dick.

I guess he thought no one would notice. They told him to go home on the spot.

Any truth?




Never heard anything about it.
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#407061 - 03/20/09 04:56 PM Re: I need to fucking vent
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Quote:

Just had to get this out... this is directed at no one in particular, (and if it were only one person I may not want to stab my femoral artery with an ice pick)
If I hear, "Can I be paid in cash because.... [Insert retarded excuse here]" just one more fucking time!!!!!
Porn is a business. Business needs a paper trail. This means that from time to time... (gritting my teeth) you will need to be paid by cheque. A foreign idea to many for sure, but a very necessary evil.
If you need to be paid in small unmarked bills to repay your bookie; if your too irresponsible to have a bank account because you have a criminal record; or you think that 3% at MoneyMart to cash a cheque is just plain unfair... then please complain directly in to my ass after I shit. I have a lot of finances of my own to worry about please do not expect to worry about yours. [/End Rant]



Love you all! Back to happy mode.




Coming soon to dive near you !





Stupid cockbite sumbitchin' motherfuckers !!!!
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